Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place

I'm really enjoying Metroid Prime 4!

Started keeping a backloggd account for 2026. I'll share spoiler-free reviews as I finish games.

Yeah sex is great and all, but have you performed a Gradient Counter in Clair Obscur?

Time for a Mostly first playthrough, I hear people like this one a lot! twitch.tv/NotSoNewby

I've never had a chatter type as fast in my chat as they did after I said this. What a Twitch Viewer 😄

I think of every aspect of Clair Obscur that I think is fantastic, I think the soundtrack is still the most amazing part of the game for me. Diverse in ways I didn't expect, extremely well written and composed.

Okay starting a new Zelda 2 file because I think I have a better idea now on how to beat this game twitch.tv/NotSoNewby

First shot at Zelda 2 Twitch.tv/NotSoNewby

I genuinely don't understand the hate for Myles Mackenzie in Prime 4. He's around for like 7 minutes to introduce new Metroid fans to the series and how it works. Then he's basically completely gone, so who cares? It's like it's all for clickbait and rage farming.... 🥱

No Prime spoilers here! Continuing my first playthrough of Zelda 1 today twitch.tv/NotSoNewby

Guess I'm playing All Zelda games now! Starting with Zelda 1. Never played it! twitch.tv/NotSoNewby

You know, I'm not really much of a cereal person, but I'm vibing with these Chocolate Chex

Something is coming to my Twitch channel soon 😱

Oh no what are we going to do now that all my forced right-wing Twitter posts are gone?? Oh nooooooo 🥲

Oh hey Windswept is a new DKC Inspired Platformer. Let's RACE it with the boys Spike and Hobz twitch.tv/NotSoNewby

Oops I'm on a speedrun podcast now! Regular episodes every two weeks! We watch a run, chat about our, hang out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyCY...

Trey Bien

HOFFMAN

This BOTTOM OF THE 7TH LETS GO BLUEEEE JAYSSS

Bananza is BACK (streaming a 600 Bananas True Ending speedrun) twitch.tv/NotSoNewby

I am enjoying the Canadian tradition of the Late-Night Turkey Sandwich on Thanksgiving night.

Working on testing the waters for Hades 2 Speedruns today twitch.tv/NotSoNewby

Dang @supergiantgames.bsky.social knocked it out of the park. Truly moved by the Epilogue and dialogue that comes after. What a journey through Early Access for years. Can't wait to see what's next from you all ❤️

DK True Ending Speedrun Day twitch.tv/NotSoNewby

I'm so excited for the new 3D Mario (film) they showed!

Getting 600 Bananas in DK wile running a timer 😮‍ twitch.tv/NotSoNewby

SilkDong. I'll see myself out.

I want to say I'm at the end of Brothership. twitch.tv/NotSoNewby

Getting closer to the end of Brothership. The Mario and Luigi games have honestly been the best Mario games I think I've played in the entire list of all Mario games. twitch.tv/NotSoNewby

Tonight we're streaming and then chilling in the Bananza waiting room to stream at midnight 🍌

Wednesday night will be some Donkey Kong streaming for the Bananza Waiting Room 👀

Donkey is Fast in this game. Current best Demo Time at this local best Buy 🍌

Got the end of the demo in just over 5 minutes. Next time, Sub 5 is in the bag!

Played the DK Demo. DK's movement is exactly what you'd expect and feels great 😌

Beat the major milestones I was looking to do in Mario Kart World, and feel good enough about it to share it all. 3 Star on all Grand Prix Cups, Knockout Tours and beat all 30 Staff Ghosts.

@kelpsey.com GAMER

Everyone is talking about the cow, but how come nobody is talking about L'il Dumpy

Mario Kart World is actually... outstanding? It feels so much like a video game, I adore it. You'll get it when you do the first Grand Prix.

Origami King really needs to just get rid of the combat.

Mario and Sonic Rio 2016 on Citra sure is something...

Am I finishing Paper Jam today??? twitch.tv/NotSoNewby

Getting close to finishing Paper Jam. We're also in the last stretch of under 15 games left twitch.tv/NotSoNewby

After all that Canada has put its First Nations through over the past several hundred years, they're still being the first ones to step up and fight for our country. The rest of us (at least the ones who came here voluntarily or whose ancestors did) should consider ourselves lucky.

More (maybe finishing?) Paper Jam around dinner time on stream today!

Anyone else ever move into a new place and then one day like a month later you realize you don't have a toaster?

Getting deep into Paper Jam. Great game! twitch.tv/NotSoNewby

As a Canadian, the real kick in the ass in this Federal Election is that I am forced to vote for a party I don't agree with in order to stop something much worse. The electoral system is staggeringly broken and the issues I care about get basically no representation in Canada.

One Year Anniversary of All Mario Games! twitch.tv/NotSoNewby We're playing Paper Jam! (It's actually really good)