removing the bones and organs from my boss so i can make a set of armor that will help me fight the rest of his family

ovulating

i always forget how big 9mm rounds are

car might be dead on account of i just can’t stop blowing trannies

a little on the nose

try microwaving your condoms

i would take out a huge bank loan to do this to people in first class tbh so that’s fair imo

for anyone keeping up with the tghb arc i got diagnosed with bipolar 1 and am on antipsychotics now lol

i’m very proud of myself for being able to suck my gf off in about ~5 min (10 max) even though she’s on lexapro?? and it’s a good thing too because it’s one of the only times i feel pretty which is probably fine

any tanks playing retail wow that wants a raiding spot in 11.1? 4/8m pref but open to other experience :) dm me bc i would rather heal if i can but will tank if i have to

this is actually so me

i love giving head but the downside is that once you nut with someone’s dick in your mouth, you’re pretty much guaranteed to never win an argument with that person again. “okay well you came from sucking MY dick” man fuck you

i do still wish i could top, or like actively wanted to top, or be dominant, or do any of the things good gfs do ???

for example when i told her i have no gag reflex so she put her entire hand in my throat to see if it was true and i just looked up at her smiling with tears streaming down my face and she said good girl, it fixed something in me

i’ve decided to use this account to earnestly horny post so i can be more normal on main now that i deleted my priv twt

tbh the problem isn’t that trump won it’s that trump won because half the country wants me dead and half of those people only want me dead because they want to fuck t girls and can’t deal with that internally like adults

Read this now cuz you'll need it for the future (free PDF below).

i’ve started chewing on plastic spoons

does bsky have an alt-right detransitioner subplot yet or is this site not funny enough

guys try to remember i’m cancelled here, please be considerate of the bsky culture

started putting pills in my dick hole instead of boofing about a month ago and now the doctor says i’m “immunocompromised” but they don’t know if it’s related

im pregnant

love the very “this place sucks now!!!” energy from the ~big accounts~ because i love watching them realize that what they really wanted was a discord server

spent the year seeing toddlers get brained by american munitions, i’m just glad to see someone who’s actually guilty catch a couple

first base: i sleep on your couch second base: i give you head until you ask me to “please stop” third base: backshots fourth base: i ask you to punch me in the eyes and ribs fifth base: tbd

i would let the assassin hit i’m ngl

me if licking her load off her stomach was a crime

celebrating my one year anniversary of getting canceled on bluesky by being rich and hot and bouncing on it

bluesky dms are a lot like twitter dms it seems

brought my tits to an ass fight

me exploding after my minotaur husband cums 16 gallons inside me

it’s so funny that 30 days of mania made such a lasting impression on this site that people still talk about it a full calendar year later when it would have been forgotten in an hour on a site with real people lmao

jacking my shit off for old times sake

bouncing on it but i’m white so there’s no rhythm to it

BAG ALERT MAJOR BAAAAAG ALERT

mastering the shadow clone technique so i can gangstalk you better

been having a category 5 woman moment for about four years now give or take

4chan /tttt/ speak is so fucking funny to me? like it's fascinating from a linguistic perspective, most slang is, except its entire purpose is to fucking suck shit and make you want to die lmao

if i end up back here, this is why

okay so goofy has a son in a goofy movie so we know he canonically fucks, the only question is whether or not he slings dick

i think that if you're a beautiful woman, DMs should come with a lever you can pull that opens up a trap door underneath the weird little guys that try to fuck you and sends them to a Location of some kind

almost accident posted a picture of me sucking dick instead of this pic lmaoooo

hardest pic of all time