tara
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removing the bones and organs from my boss so i can make a set of armor that will help me fight the rest of his family
12 months ago
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ovulating
12 months ago
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i always forget how big 9mm rounds are
12 months ago
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car might be dead on account of i just canāt stop blowing trannies
12 months ago
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a little on the nose
12 months ago
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try microwaving your condoms
12 months ago
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i would take out a huge bank loan to do this to people in first class tbh so thatās fair imo
add a skeleton here at some point
12 months ago
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for anyone keeping up with the tghb arc i got diagnosed with bipolar 1 and am on antipsychotics now lol
12 months ago
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iām very proud of myself for being able to suck my gf off in about ~5 min (10 max) even though sheās on lexapro?? and itās a good thing too because itās one of the only times i feel pretty which is probably fine
12 months ago
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any tanks playing retail wow that wants a raiding spot in 11.1? 4/8m pref but open to other experience :) dm me bc i would rather heal if i can but will tank if i have to
about 1 year ago
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this is actually so me
about 1 year ago
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i love giving head but the downside is that once you nut with someoneās dick in your mouth, youāre pretty much guaranteed to never win an argument with that person again. āokay well you came from sucking MY dickā man fuck you
about 1 year ago
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i do still wish i could top, or like actively wanted to top, or be dominant, or do any of the things good gfs do ???
about 1 year ago
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for example when i told her i have no gag reflex so she put her entire hand in my throat to see if it was true and i just looked up at her smiling with tears streaming down my face and she said good girl, it fixed something in me
about 1 year ago
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iāve decided to use this account to earnestly horny post so i can be more normal on main now that i deleted my priv twt
about 1 year ago
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tbh the problem isnāt that trump won itās that trump won because half the country wants me dead and half of those people only want me dead because they want to fuck t girls and canāt deal with that internally like adults
about 1 year ago
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open.spotify.com/track/22Tntn...
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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tara
Alexis ā
about 1 year ago
Read this now cuz you'll need it for the future (free PDF below).
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iāve started chewing on plastic spoons
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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does bsky have an alt-right detransitioner subplot yet or is this site not funny enough
about 1 year ago
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guys try to remember iām cancelled here, please be considerate of the bsky culture
about 1 year ago
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started putting pills in my dick hole instead of boofing about a month ago and now the doctor says iām āimmunocompromisedā but they donāt know if itās related
about 1 year ago
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im pregnant
about 1 year ago
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love the very āthis place sucks now!!!ā energy from the ~big accounts~ because i love watching them realize that what they really wanted was a discord server
about 1 year ago
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spent the year seeing toddlers get brained by american munitions, iām just glad to see someone whoās actually guilty catch a couple
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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first base: i sleep on your couch second base: i give you head until you ask me to āplease stopā third base: backshots fourth base: i ask you to punch me in the eyes and ribs fifth base: tbd
about 1 year ago
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i would let the assassin hit iām ngl
about 1 year ago
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me if licking her load off her stomach was a crime
about 1 year ago
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celebrating my one year anniversary of getting canceled on bluesky by being rich and hot and bouncing on it
about 1 year ago
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bluesky dms are a lot like twitter dms it seems
about 1 year ago
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reposted by
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alex š¹
about 1 year ago
brought my tits to an ass fight
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me exploding after my minotaur husband cums 16 gallons inside me
over 1 year ago
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itās so funny that 30 days of mania made such a lasting impression on this site that people still talk about it a full calendar year later when it would have been forgotten in an hour on a site with real people lmao
over 1 year ago
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jacking my shit off for old times sake
over 1 year ago
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reposted by
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alex š¹
over 1 year ago
bouncing on it but iām white so thereās no rhythm to it
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BAG ALERT MAJOR BAAAAAG ALERT
over 1 year ago
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mastering the shadow clone technique so i can gangstalk you better
over 1 year ago
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been having a category 5 woman moment for about four years now give or take
over 1 year ago
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4chan /tttt/ speak is so fucking funny to me? like it's fascinating from a linguistic perspective, most slang is, except its entire purpose is to fucking suck shit and make you want to die lmao
over 1 year ago
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if i end up back here, this is why
over 1 year ago
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okay so goofy has a son in a goofy movie so we know he canonically fucks, the only question is whether or not he slings dick
over 1 year ago
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i think that if you're a beautiful woman, DMs should come with a lever you can pull that opens up a trap door underneath the weird little guys that try to fuck you and sends them to a Location of some kind
over 1 year ago
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almost accident posted a picture of me sucking dick instead of this pic lmaoooo
over 1 year ago
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hardest pic of all time
over 1 year ago
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