yes i’m a millennial!! no i’m not scared of women!! we exist!!

the only reason why i masturbate is because idk what to do with my hands when i’m alone and naked

i’m like if an idiot was kinda smart

hi bluesky

wondering if you’re horny or just bored all by yourself, handsome?

really alex? you’re gonna buy cute clothes and think that’ll make you happy? well guess what it worked :)

my life consists of wake up, heartburn, forget to drink water, sleep, repeat.

this app lame as hell 💀

reminder to everyone on here i’m still hot

ouuugghhhh

is this site any cooler yet

gay marriage is cool. hope i get to experience it someday

looking at christmas lights fit

hello i’ve been cute recently love you

asking me to tip at a chipotle is the capitalist equivalent of where my hug at

i need to piss who want me

everyone i’ve ever dated was like a mini crash out

i’ve got the gift of one liners and you’ve got the CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅

vampire the masquerade but if any players get turned on they have to do 20 pushups at the table

i could have made james bond retire.

merry christmas

everyone that has touched themselves while thinking of me has to be thankful today.

last night was a movie

thinking about all of the tgirls that have to boymode for thanksgiving this year and it breaks my fucking heart.

normalize toxic femininity

oh that’s

i downloaded the furry inflation mmo. i’m so cooked

my love language is actually idk what it is i just need you so fucking bad

old school lesbians scare me. i’m not going rock climbing with you, drill sargent

step into my office

i’ve never crashed out. i lock in.

what do you mean i’ll never be as pretty as the girl that uses 5 filters on tik tok to give herself unrealistic proportions and perfect skin. i really gotta delete that app it’s rotting my self perception

STOP BRAKE CHECKING ME IM TRYNA TEXT

erm what the frick

scooby doo would have been a whole different show if shaggy was a white woman

Wandering the halls of my estate at night with candles in these

post a pic of you that’s not actually you

they’re making having a crush on me illegal.

brought my tits to an ass fight

got like my fourth 7 day ban on twitter for telling n*sis to d*e lmao. and of course the posts calling me and my friends slurs are still up.

posting about myself feels selfish, i should talk about my ex more

is this allowed on this site

free parking on sundays would be a beautiful name for a girl

my hobbies include telling white women in their 20s they look 35

fuck it, who wants to play the choking game with me

one poot of cum, shame on you two poots of cum, shame on me

i don’t even have a shitpost way to say this, i need to get fucked rn

i have a primal need to wear a beautiful dress and go on a date to a christmas musical.

wear ur seatbelt or else you will be ejaculated from the car

*making out and feeling the inside of her mouth with my tongue* are you sure you like me