I am gonna fight ALL THE DICK

♥ DICKFIGHT ISLAND! 4pm SLT tonight! Our first ever road show at TGS! And our pride show, you wont want to miss this! ♥

That fucking gecko chopped hard enough to shred my shirt. I hope the loss of their tail leaves them completely off-balance for weeks the little shit.

Any other wrestlers capable of saying "fuck with me and I'll drop a vending machine on your bitch ass"? No? Just me then.

We had a Faygo Wet T-shirt Contest hosted by @knivestheclown.bsky.social herself which was rudely interrupted with a kick to the chest and then violence ensued. Lots and lots of violence that ended with someone getting crushed under a Faygo vending machine.

THEY PUT ME ON A BILLBOARD. I'LL SUE #secondlife

[ @uwuwrestling.bsky.social ]eu deveria estar treinando? deveria, mas hoje eu não luto então foda-se... Perá ? eu preciso... ELA O QUE ???? / I should be training? I should, but I'm not fighting today so fuck it... Wait? I need... SHE WHAT????

Hey simps. #secondlife

(hi! Just a heads up, this account is very in character and a bit of a dickhead. Please don't take anything she says seriously. If you need the person behind the account, yell at @ladykalma.bluesky.app)

Then for our main event! Peppercorn Punchknuckle & Nioka Sorel put their championships on the line against Solstice in a Bra & Panties Handicap match! All that and more at 4pm SLT! Taxi: maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/S... #UWU #Secondlife #SLPW #Affliction #Secondlifewrestling

Then Anastaisa Winnay is in action against a mystery opponent. #UWU #Secondlife #SLPW #Affliction #Secondlifewrestling

Affliction #24 kicks off at 4pm SLT! Tonight we got Croc Norris taking on Sonata Graves! #UWU #Secondlife #SLPW #Affliction #Secondlifewrestling