How can Alan Carr be the most successful traitor ever???? After his ‘sweaty’ start! Amazing! #CelebrityTraitors

Closing down Carr’s Bar and moving abroad! Shocked Alan is the last Traitor standing! #CelebrityTraitors

At last David voted for a Traitor! #CelebrityTraitors

Ready for the most anticipated finale of a TV show I’ve experienced in ages! #CelebrityTraitors

They’d better not banish David! #CelebrityTraitors

No way could I cross that rickety bridge (vertigo - jelly legs and dodgy painful knees). Also I can’t catch! Alan did well! A winner and a eunuch 🤣 #CelebrityTraitors

Wow! Kate bookended by 2 traitors and not realising! #CelebrityTraitors

The penny drops! Alan forgot he had a shield as it didn’t matter to him…. #CelebrityTraitors

Arrant nonsense! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That is flabbergasting #CelebrityTraitors

We’re debating if the producers are steering who stays in and/ or influencing votes in a certain way? Much as I admire him, Stephen has been a rubbish faithful and should have gone. #CelebrityTraitors

Alan has just become evil. He needs a white cat to stroke as he plans the murders #CelebrityTraitors

We’re seeing @davidolusoga.bsky.social on 2 Nov in Bristol. I’ve loved him, and yes had a bit of a celebrity crush, ever since the first season of A House Through Time. I think he’s almost too pure for #CelebrityTraitors

What a thoroughly frustrating cliffhanger! Knowing both are faithful, it’s so annoying. Much as I like both, Mark’s plea was just based on emotion, yet David’s was absolutely logical and spot on! Can’t believe Stephen, with his incredible intellect, wasn’t convinced by David! #celebritytraitors

Stephen Fry is disappointing bad at sussing out traitors! #CelebrityTraitors

I’ve hardly ever seen a celeb in the wild, but once followed Celia Imrie as we battled through a door from the deck of a Brittany Ferry. It was v windy (!) She was so familiar (was binge watching Dinner Ladies at the time) I had to stop myself saying ‘oh hello’ as if to a friend #CelebrityTraitors

Another brilliantly funny episode, but they are useless traitor seekers. They seem to be going on hunches or personality, rather than actual clues, and are so easily swayed! Clare’s banishment was crazy after so much heat on Jonathan! #CelebrityTraitors

Totally. I was thinking of coins myself… #CelebrityTraitors

Why is Jonathan doubling, trebling, quadrupling down on denying he talked about an alliance? I hope he is embarrassed when he watches it back! #CelebrityTraitors

Please not David! My fave historian - looking forward to seeing him live on 2 Nov #CelebrityTraitors

Triple double bluff? Is that a 6x bluff? Jonathan? #CelebrityTraitors

Just imagining Alan at ‘snoop school’ 🧐🤣 #CelebrityTraitors

Let’s all call someone a traitor for having a better vocabulary - how flabbergasting is that? #CelebrityTraitors

Poor Paloma 😢 #CelebrityTraitors

Who chose Jonathan’s outfits? #Celebritytraitors

Alan is so obviously a traitor, nobody will suspect him! #CelebrityTraitors

Seems like we’re going to get a top sound track too #CelebrityTraitors

They obviously all watch it and love it. #CelebrityTraitors Alan will not be able to murder in plain sight….

Alan ‘Worse than Linda’ Carr. Funniest mainstream TV in a while #CelebrityTraitors

Oh no it’s a rock! Alan! Really? #CelebrityTraitors

We’re very excited for #CelebrityTraitors. Hoping traitors will be Celia Imrie, Niko Omilana and maybe Charlotte Church, or Mark Bonnar. Sure to be faithful = Jonathan Ross, Kate Garraway, Claire Balding and David Olusoga. Can’t call it = Stephen Fry. Let’s see just how wrong we are 🤨🤔🤣

I mean I hate piccalilli, but I’ve heard of it! Are Noel and the contestants really unaware of it? Have they never had a ploughman’s pub lunch? #GBBO

Had the luxury of an afternoon with my feet up to view the #sewingbee final. Had no spoilers 😊 What a wonderful and fitting end to a series that showed warmth, humour, talent, creativity, mutual support and diversity. All things that the majority of us value! So close, yet a very deserving winner 🥇🧵

It’s so obvious that Yeast Extract is Marmite! Just with a plain yellow label! That jar shape is pretty distinctive, like it or not! #GBBO

What is Monkey Bread? #GBBO

Oh dear, Caz is having a lot of scissor mishaps today. But I think Gaynor might be the one to go. Oh, and Orla is brave starting again with 15 mins to go… #sewingbee

In my next life, can my career be choosing music for shows like #sewingbee? It’s always so inspired and wholesome.

He’s such a cute pup!

Love Kit’s dress too. Visually really fun and met the brief. I’m just so practical - wonder how long a paper dress will last… #sewingbee

Wow! Orla’s pop art outfit looks great! Also love Yasmin’s cape. #sewingbee

I’m a big fan of pop art. Orla’s printed fabric is wonderful. Less sure about a paper dress however… #sewingbee

Should have seen the Jackson Pollock comment from Patrick coming! Is it me, or are the innuendos and dodgy jokes more cringy every series? Love #sewingbee anyway 🪡🧵❤️

Garment of the week very well deserved. #sewingbee

Outfits made out of tents 🤨 I’m old enough to remember when big shapeless dresses for larger people were unflatteringly referred to as tents! #sewingbee

Every time there are buttonholes to do within the last 15 minutes or less, my anxiety spikes. #sewingbee

First time watching #sewingbee live this series. 🧵 Feet up finally after puppy duty all day in the heat! Hope it’s a good one ☺️ I’m intrigued by zero waste patterns…

Sharing some happiness. Here’s our new puppy and his amazingly patient and accepting big sister.

On a scale of weather beaten medieval gargoyles, how are you feeling today? Took these pics today during my first #volunteer shift at Weston Museum. Originally they featured on a medieval church which was replaced in the 19th century.

The House of Lords just released a major report on media literacy. Its core message is that the UK is falling behind, and it’s putting democracy at risk. committees.parliament.uk/work/9030/me...

Aww. Tom’s journal entry to his mum was the sweetest thing. They have grown on me so much and have an enviable relationship #RaceAcrossTheWorld

“What mental health needs is more sunlight, more candour, and more unashamed conversation.” Glenn Close Struggling doesn’t always look like struggling. Checking in - even when things seem ok. Because support doesn’t always wait to be asked for. 🧡 #community #kindness Image by Mindfulofdreams