adding someone as a discord friend while you're on call with them is such a vulnerable experience

transmasc and transfemme musical duo called Battle Of The Sexes

how it feels to be friends with more than 5 people

hard stuck plat 4 in Ranked Suicidal Ideation because i keep falling for the Hypothetical Vegetable Argument and stepping down from the stool

When you catch your eunuch lowkey lacing your yogurt with arsenic to end the Qing dynasty so you genuinely put him in a chicago drill reverse edit for eternity

plopping my pubes #haircare

using my phone in the bathroom with a charging brick. this is rock bottom

one reptillion🦎 dollars

you like the cut of my jib, huh? well i don't. but cutting my jib is all i can do to feel alive

dudes love to say they're polyam until they have to maintain 5 Friendships

White woman touring the guangzhou shein sweatshop: The workers here literally remind me of Santa's elves! Gosh, I feel my holiday spirit coming on 🎅🎁

online queer person who thinks Wiz Khalifa's We Dem Boyz is about plurality

u could draw a furry getting eviscerated by neo torture devices outlawed by the genevas and there would still be a reply like Sooo cute

guy who thinks the dictionary is ranked by importance: actually assuming an aardvark ate i am cackling

my tiktok thinks im an affluent leftist posting climate change infographics and throwing caltrops at cop cars but my instagram reels thinks im a 36 year old blue collar mexican dude who grinds rec center basketball on his days off

(consoling my new fiend after a divorce) you could learn to love me as your plug

guy who got too into CBT: oomf supporting pinball when Multiball is literally an ableist term :/

me introducing my two best frineds: spighetti, meat balls

wish my dad would secretly poison me so i can excuse myself from wack hangouts by claiming my supposed chronic illness like a rich girl

stop tryin to slog with the hogs and come eat pizza with the teachas

receiving a package is so much better when you do it in front of someone else

tgirl fortnite rapper: even if im paying premium its still a battle to pass

getting jigsawed for having a peanut allergy and he makes you sit at a table by yourself

guy who puts his friend in a saw trap so he can make him play outer wilds blind

guy who thinks KSI stands for Kill Self Instructions

deltarune headcanon: kris likes nettspend and susie likes lazerdim700 but ralsei listens to ajj and mother mother and thatsw hy hes a fucking loser

guy who is addicted to wet wipes: bro my hands are only a LITTLE sticky cmon just one

something about the pokemon zekrom that is deeply mexican to me

she like me cuz my soul dark. bitch i stay hard and u from soft

💣💣💣 soundcloud.com/yungsynesthe...

plug severed but that green got me outie

If Beyonce was at the Lincoln Memorial: Sixteenth president. Of all the states, while I. watch him get shot and. pass away.

q tips are only bad if you approach ear cleaning with dark energy and impure thoughts

friend portraits GREEN! @tuskito.bsky.social and @bbwfumbler.bsky.social

(shoots myself in the head with a slingshot because guns dont exist yet)