ok how do i get followers and shit over here? how do i find people to follow? how does this place work? here’s a few things about me: •i hate the other site and think the owner should be strung up and beat with an aluminum bat in front of his weird old ghost mom •i like to buy movies •that’s it

love to pop on here, say hi, drop a mild pro wrestling take & then bid you all adieu. that said, jacob fatu’s werewolf mask from wrestlemania was a valuepack of asscheeks. biggest show of the year/of his career, yet he was out there looking like he had a party city giftcard to burn.🙈 #wrestlesky 🤼

I have such a deep-seated hatred for twitterxxx that it’s legitimately starting to lower my opinion of friends/mutuals that outright refuse to just migrate the fuck on over to bluesky. They spend so much time pissing & moaning about the state of that website while desperately clinging to its husk.

Hey, so like, is anyone actually active over here? I see the same 5 or 10 accounts on my home page every time I check in, which is once or twice a week at this point. I really thought this place was going to finally pop off, but it seems like it was a false alarm. Huge bummer tbh. I like it here!

God i would love it if twitter stayed down and forced all my stubborn, dickhead friends to finally make the migration over here.

Thanks @neon-rated.bsky.social & @himpath.bsky.social for the screening of The Monkey tonight, it was fun and we actually got to enjoy the film.

Sean Baker, you are 1 of 1. Those miserable, holier than thou film twitter losers can take their bullshit, fake outrage and their intimacy coordinator discourse and shove it up their collective asses. This man is everything good about movies. May he live forever. #SpiritAwards

Just gave one of the best speech’s I’ve ever heard, legendary.

Tbh the most exhausting thing about wrestling twitter is pretending like the tribalism is “just as bad on both sides.” No, it’s not. The online WWE fanbase is almost entirely made up of psychotic teenagers raised on stan culture & the most miserable, hateful 40yr old men in existence. #wrestlesky 🤼

#AEWGrandSlam Takeaways: -Harley doesn’t have a rocket strapped to her. Harley IS the rocket. -Mercedes v Momo Best of 7 Series pls -Seeing Kenny wrestle makes me emotional. -Takeshita & Fletcher are as much the future of AEW as MJF. -Hounds should be the guys to eventually dethrone Hurt Syndicate.🤼

I really wanted bluesky to work, but 90% of the people i follow just outright refuse to move over here lmao. They all hate Elon, but I guess not enough to like…download a different app? Honestly kinda pathetic and should be embarrassing, but shame doesn’t really exist as a concept anymore.

Adam Cole with Roddy and Kyle backstage every week #aew #aewdynamite 🤼

We’d have to be precise in our search, but all it would take is finding the right woman to date Elon. She’d have to be powerful, domineering, intelligent, & willing to lower herself for the cause, but if we play it correctly, I fully believe she could convince him to self immolate. The time is now.

Hell fucking yea

fedhead mfs wearing cody rhodes neck tattoo t shirts are not going to convince me that this shirt sucks. it’s actually awesome. #wrestlesky #aew 🤼

hey blue buddies

This feels like a wellness check! Hey! Do you need anything? Food? Water? An eighth? Gatorade? Pack of cigarettes? A warm and loving embrace from a friend who knows the sobering and harsh feeling of staring into the nothingness? Clean underwear and socks? Picture of a cat? Sopranos blu ray boxset?

Feels like this place had a huge bump like a month or two ago and then kinda died down again. Such a bummer because twitter obviously still sucks absolute shitty shit shit from a shit hose connected to an asshole spigot. Anybody still regularly active over here? Maybe it’s just me?

there should be one large bus that drives through every town and runs over annoying internet wrestling fans #wrestlesky 🤼

Somewhere, Juice Robinson is high on vicodin, nursing his injury, wondering why he can see his wife in color again. #wrestlesky #aewdynamite 🤼

Realized I’ve been neglecting bluesky and haven’t posted my take on the UHC shooter, Luigi Mangione. Let me summarize: Hot guy, great name, magnetic smile, buff as shit, solid head of hair, inscrutable politics, decent aim, pretty funny. If we worked together, we’d carpool. Would bum him a cigarette

Hi guys

As an incredibly unhappy victim/policy holder of United Healthcare, I can’t say I don’t get it.

stan twitter is so insidious and scary, i randomly saw this post of a quote tweet thread where Ariana grande stans are posting pictures with the caption “life outside of stan twt” and this poor child wrote “wicked out now” in snow, proving that they actually don’t have a life outside of stan twitter

That Player’s Tribune Big E piece is fantastic. Idc what company you follow, or where your allegiances lie, the wrestling world is so much better with Big E in it. #wrestlesky 🤼

Watching wrestling this afternoon and then switching it up a little by also watching wrestling tonight. #aewcollision #survivorseries #wrestlesky 🤼

Front facing camera comedy on instagram is the death knell of all artistic expression

Yes.

reflecting and replenishing 🤲🏻

Following up Snoopy, the Addison Rae from Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving (2023) float is making its debut in the #MacysThanksgivingDayParade #filmsky #MacysParade

The #MacysThanksgivingDayParade belongs to Cole Escola now. Thank you to for everyone else who showed up, but you can pack it in and head home.

Following up Snoopy, the Addison Rae from Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving (2023) float is making its debut in the #MacysThanksgivingDayParade #filmsky #MacysParade

Aminata and Hayter might actually be the two best wrestlers in the women’s division. Give me a best of 7. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky 🤼

Watching Kyle Fletcher become a star in real time has been so much fun. #aewdynamite #wrestlesky 🤼

Trying to fit in here

I’m being dramatic today because my broken tooth and gum infection has spread to my brain and given me the madness

Friendsgiving is out, this year is all about Enemiesgiving. I’m inviting 8 of the most loathsome motherfuckers I’ve ever met to my house, and poisoning everything.

Forgot to post my pickups from the @severinfilms.bsky.social booth from the first ever Memphis Monster Con. The Psychic and Nightmare!

Wanna be mad at the world about having a gum infection from my broken tooth (teeth, really, but only one giving me the troubles™️) but like… it’s 100% my fault. If i can dole out just a small bit of advice: don’t get addicted to heroin in your 20’s! And if you do, try your best not to live past 35!

pizza pizza

Memphis beating UConn was the highlight of my afternoon! Dan Hurley, find God

This is where they keep Little Caesar

Bluesky’s blocking system rules because when you block someone, it blurs them out like that Black Mirror episode lmao. Matthew Yglesias, you have been White Christmas’d!

Drake trying to take Kendrick to court?

Desperately in search of a MONO VAMPIRE jersey. Please, it’s imperative. I can’t stop screaming about needing a MONO VAMPIRE jersey. I’m pacing through the house, breaking windows, headbutting drywall. My family is terrified. They’re hiding, huddled in the basement of our home. MONO VAMPIRE.

All I know about the new Billy Bob Thornton show (stuff my mom told me) “He cusses a lot” “Dr pepper and whiskey” “Beautiful daughter” “His favorite thing in the world is cigarettes and dr peppers” “Don’t fuck with him!”

Who up battling with their debilitating anxiety? Who up duking it out with their paralyzing dread? 😏

A small, but still important check in the plus column for bluesky (at least for me) is a noticeable lack of anime profile pictures. It gets exhausting trying to remember which friend is behind which little alien critter or random blue haired girl.

Me when Eddie Kingston’s music hits while the Deathriders are beating Darby’s ass🤞 #aew #wrestlesky 🤼