New Word for Cum just dropped - Malennaise

No new pictures; where are you mentally?

Remember, Twinks aren't just for Christmas or the holidays, they need constant love and care. A lot of twinks are brats, who have never known what it's like to be put in their place or be given a treat, more than just a headpat. Some Twinks are very intelligent too, very smort beans, Yes yes!

Slightly diminish a band. (The guy I'm quoting below me is gonna hate me for this but... ) Unamuse Fall to the Machine Callout Boy BeNoncé Bring Me The 12 year old girls over the Horizon.

Shocker to no one. The fact that a hacker did it live on stage dressed as the Pink Ranger is the cherry on top. observer.co.uk/news/nationa...

Got out of bed, kicked the tiny wheel of the bed, fell like a sack of shit and broke my wrist on carpeted floor. Phoned a friend to take me to hospital, broke it in the exact same place as I had 10 years prior. Started laughing like a maniac in disbelief as I said to the nurse "I'm such a twat."

Coworker: “I’m easier to reach on Telegram, if you have that!” Me:

Let's start an over 30s selfie thread. 32 now, found the photo I liked the most from the year. I am good enough, I am good enough, I am good enough, I am good enough...

I found a perfume that smells like nag champa incense and now I smell absolutely fucking divine ✨

It's so much more enjoyable to play Baldurs Gate now that I'm actually interested in playing it, as opposed to someone breathing down my neck all the time to play it more for their enjoyment than mine.

My Therapist: The 'Pon Pon Pon Demon' isn't real and can't hurt you, it was just Kyari Pamyu Pamyu in a music video. Me: BUT IN THE BACKGROUND- Therapist: I'll see you next month Guy. My Guardian on BG3: "ANO KOUSATEN DE" MOTHER FUCKER.

Imagine Chappell Roan singing a cover of Sarah McLachlan's 'When She Loved Me' from Toy Story 2. The amount of tears I would cry 😭

Realising that I just don't really get boners any more... Very concerned as I don't want to be asexual...

Losing my shit at this mash up song because it's innovative and genius and is such a fucking mood ✨😂 youtu.be/CP699HaE6lQ?...

A second full nervous breakdown in less that two years was not what I wanted for my Birthday....

Such a sick piece of the stream gang together! 🔥🔥🔥 I been joining @screamofbones.bsky.social streams for a few years now and have always felt like a part of the stream family, it's been wild at times but we all pulled through together! 💖

Weed that makes you wiggle your butt cutely

Sorry I've not posted in a while. I've just been trying my best to focus on my life and trying to put myself out there a bit more socially.

The tag on his ear might be an invite, it also shows he's asking nicely 🐶😘 📸 @puplyor.bsky.social

Went and got myself a #Switch2 at the midnight launch~ #NintendoSwitch2 #MidnightLaunch

Switch 2 Midnight Launch let's fuckin go!!! :3

Oh dear, you're projecting again. I expected nothing less, but nevermind. I'm not playing your mind games or letting you force my hand anymore. :)

Based on this concept: SOMEONE PLEASE TRY AN FUCKIN SPEED RUN MY ASS. I OPENLY WELCOME CHALLENGERS 🔥🔥🔥 Find my cheat codes to unlock the secret endings 😜

I promise I've been a bad dog.... 😏 #Gay #GayPup #UKpup #PupPlay #PuppyPlay #Kink #GoodBoy #Subby #Sub #IRLnude #Nude

My elderly neighbour who's quite fluent in kink told me to look up the artist Tom of Finland. I HAVE QUESTIONS?!?!??

Damn.... This puppy hasn't been topped in a looooong time! Somebody wanna come fix that please? I'll be the goodest boy for you 👉👈 #gaypup #pup #gay #lgbtq #humanpup #puphood #gaypuppy #pupplay #goodpup #sub #subby #fetish #gayfetish #gear #kink #kinkypup #GoodBoy

Not sure if I've posted this one here, so posting it here now.

If You know the reference in my name change, I'll give you dick pic 👌

Sometimes feel some way when you choose to leave, And sometimes I just can't stand to be with you, thats why.

Summers here! So I decided to finally switch to my style to be more like how I was before, and I feel so flowey and breezy and ready for the heat 💖🔥

Oomfies should come over so we can make out and frot tbh #nsfw #irl #irlnsfw #fcf

How I feel when other pups I know find me on Grindr despite being halfway across the country

Remember folks: if you think you saw someone shoplifting food, no you didn't.

I've been there before and had to steal food in the past just to eat and get by. If you really do see someone shoplifting food: no you fucking didn't.

Found this pic of me from 5 years ago 👀

My gay little heart just fucking exploded 😭✨ #PupPlay #HumanPup

My neighbour who I occasionally get weed for asked if I was behaving since I was smoking under his window. I said yes. He then said "Good Boy", and the way my ears fucking perked up 😳😳😳

"Bang! And the dirt is gone!"

"Sir Daniel Fortesque, back from the dead once again!" Those crony old gargoyles and their voices and cracking one liners~

Felt cute, might not delete it later~ #HumanPup #PupPlay #PupsOfBluesky #Kink

Oh shit I almost forgot! Happy Easter + 4/20 guys! 💚💚💚 #420 #FourTwenty #Stoner #HumanPup

Well these comments were expected... #NintendoSwitch2 #Switch2

And I'm too perfect, til I show you that I'm not, A thousand people I could be for you and you hate the fucking lot. #Gay #GayPup #UKpup #PupPlay #PuppyPlay #Kink #PupsOfBluesky #Messy #LolaYoung

I like my guys a lil bit psychotic, Maybe its 'cause Im a bit neurotic. Get on my knees, baby lets get erotic, Find the perfect spot, might let you top it. 😜 #Gay #LyricWriting #Remix #Nonsense

I'm singing this song with my puppy hood on, Come an' give me rubs, come get my mood on. Nobodies touches me there in a hot minute, So come on baby, go on stick your tongue in 🔥 #Gay #GayPup #Puppy #PupHood #HumanPup #PupPlay #PuppyPlay #UKpup #Kink #Ass #Nude #Tattoos

Something something #FatCockFriday. Yeah yeah I know I ain't posted it in a while, why not come play with it in person~

“No, you’re not working too much, you’re actually not working ENOUGH. Burnout is YOUR fault for being UNPRODUCTIVE” What in the hustle culture is this bullsh*t??

When someone doesn't notice you walk up next to them to join in on the conversation: Them: "Where did you come from?!" Me: *Doing my best @samreich.bsky.social impersonation* #GameChanger

This pup is an absolute Gem and definitely deserves more attention :3 💚

Smosh talking about how the furries and bronies don't get along in the latest Bit City is genuinely the thing that finally made me go "What the fuck" in a "they've finally cracked" sorta way. Now I believe in the smosh gas leak theory.