My top: 'Are you having a seizure?' Me, without skipping a single beat: 'Yeah, gonna "seizure" nipples.' Laughed uncontrollably super hard for over 5 minutes that I farted from laughing. Twice.

Fed, watered, smoked, and nutted in all before 9am What a great start to the day ✨

Sharing so more people can be aware of this!

Hair removed and all smooth and clean again :3 ✨

Taking meds but still depressed? Pill issue.

I won't be at CFz, but Ive been staying in Birmingham for a while now so if anyone wants to come say hi, lemme know and I'll come out to see you ❤️ Theres a lot of friends I haven't seen in a long time due to distance :c

Roses are red, Each card suit has an ace, Look at this AI photo I made with your face.

I can't even begin to explain how real this was. I HATED pe class because it was 'get picked last to be ignored and bullied by the other kids in the mud and rain' Who the fuck was that benefiting? It taught me that exercise was a horrible concept and an environment that enabled my bullies.

Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni hits differently as a film. But I forgot quite how vividly it captures the distortion of someone's perception under extreme paranoia.

Watching someone join a telegram chat with profile art that belongs to someone else who is also in the chat. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for them to realise 😂

when u tax the rich

If anybody knows anyone around Manchester / Greater Manc looking for a housemate or has a room available, hit me up. 👌

I shall be raffling off this custom rug! If you are interested just - Re-tweet - Comment your favorite food. This will also be happening on the ex bird app as well, so take advantage of a second entry! I'll be picking a winner on May 15th!

"Oh, you're homeless? Sorry there is absolutely NO emergency accommodation available in area, so you're gonna have to go out of the area." Might as well have wished me to stay homeless if they're gonna take all my points off me... Thanks @WiganCouncil! 2 years actually homeless and kept there.

I haven't posted pictures of myself for a while for confidence reasons, but these are too good not to put up! Thank you to the amazingly wonderful photography skills of @pup-bismuth.bsky.social for taking these at Scritches 💚

Gender is a performance and I'm just a supporting act but I've been on stage for 20 years now and the headliners still haven't started the show.

Where's a big himbo with bulky arms to wrap around you and keep you warm in this cold breeze when a femboy needs one.

I choose to believe this is how most 90s arcade race tracks were initially conceived #gaming #retrogaming #arcade

Look at my beautiful boi doing his thing 😭💚 Thank you so much to RouRou for the opportunity and such stylistic piece ✨ Definitely go drop them a follow if you don't already 😘

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, MARVEL, Disney, or Ghibli. Extra hard mode: no Spielberg, Hitchcock, Scorsese or Kubrick Ez 😁

Caught my own reflection in a shop window, the RPG character silhouette is strong today

Caught my mum playing with the wii remote buttons like they were nipples 😂 she doesn't even realise she does it apparently

I hold back an awful lot of my autism by not having anyone to talk about my special interests to lmao.

Just saw a shadow figure run behind the fence but not past the open gate. Probably the old man ghost that I've seen in the flat block, I haven't seen him in a while tho.

Hope Ya'll had a good 4/20 :3 💚💚💚

It's 420 day and I am so ready to chill with some smoke and some old garage and RnB tracks~ 💚 Starting with this oldie goldie of a track~ youtu.be/OQCQnARnKbc?...

"Crystal Whirlpool" for airbourne (FA)

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

ultramarine blue has my whole heart 💙

A gym dude caught me checking him out in Tesco and I literally felt my face erupt. ./////////. 👉👈

Please tell me whoever committed the crime said their driver "Make a break for it, I've got the Kitkats!"

Current song obsession is 'No Scrubs' 🔥 'Cause puppy don't want no scrub. 👀

Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you

My step father bought a wii, I don't know why he bought a wii, but he keeps talking about it as if people are gonna play it like the switch.

Need someone to teach me some light dub music techniques so I can make cute ditties likes this~ youtu.be/H30HV9LUpo0?...

Hearing music like this at the end of a documentary has such a soothing effect on my brain, but often brings me to tears at how the music is designed to emphasise of the concept of the mind opening up to inspiration and innovation, and it's such a beautiful way of composing youtu.be/ykyIYAxFGj8?...

RIP to the people around the world sitting down to eat and watch YouTube right now.

I REMEMBER THIS GAME AND IT WAS GOOD! But yeah, oof, that art.....

"Patience is a virtue ✨" Me, after losing my patience within a few minutes at someone because they aren't really getting the point. At this point it's my "I'mma stop before I say something I regret"

If you are alone this Valentines, reach out and tell a friend that you're close to that you love them and appreciate them in your life ❤️ It sounds silly, but so is Valentines, so let's just make it a day to appreciate those we love and care about, even if they aren't partners :3

Post a banger not in English. I know far too many songs in other languages, so this was a really difficult question. But fuck it this song got my groove going lately. Sasuke haraguchi - Igaku ['Medicine'] youtu.be/F38EuG2dAyM?...

I can't believe I'm saying this but the song Squarespace made for their adverts, "Dream it, Domain it", is actually a really fire beat 🔥 Kinda wanna hear an extended version 😂

Visited your mum today

Just got reminded of the song Rockatar by Nickleback. Bruh remember Nickleback? Me neither really.

Bet Gwen Stefani gives bang up advice that fires people up.

Someone needs to add the Smash Bros knock out flash, followed with the big "GAME!" after 😂😂😂

When the song has that anime series credit roll vibe. ✨

"I AM DISABLED; COMMUNICATE WITH ME" 😭 "I REQUIRE A TUG" 💀

Set Barq age Filters to 24+ since I kept clicking on the profiles of 18yo's. Watched as half the the entire screen disappeared... Does this mean Barq is predominantly used by younger furs, or does it means that people are less likely to stay furry as they get older? Or is Barq just shit?

Watching furries do that furry personality text and then get hit with Malware is like watching a repeat of everyone downloading music off of Limewire only to be met with the "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" speech and a Trojan dressed like a my little pony to your system.