#abdl a friend asking for your help in getting a video to be imbedded. Naturally, as an expert on html, you’re quickly able to solve the issue and watch the video. A…really…swirly…video By the time your friend comes back. All they see is as a baby crying over a barely working scratch program.

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#Abdl Reality warping book which starts off with intensely complex words. But, every time you get confused by one of them. It makes you a little bit dumber and changes the story to be more simple. After 5 pages, you’re nothing but a dumb baby trying to figure out what toilet means.

#abdl What~ Of course I didn’t make my regression spell easy to notice to reflect back~ I definitely didn’t want to be turned into your baby. You’re crazy~* *What was said in reality- gaa suusuu swall *grunt* baaaah~ mahmah!

Warping reality so you’re all my mommy. Thx for your cooperation

Trying on new shoes and walking about with them to see how they fit, when a reality distorting wave engulfs you. Next thing you know, you're all tiny and struggling to take your first steps, while your parents gush over you and record your awkward efforts to stay upright!

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#abdl The logical part of my mind says that I’m just a bit sick and that’s why I feel off But mama says I just need to relax and play with my toys while my “big girl thoughts go and disappear like something” idk too many syl- silly ya, big words

Nope! Too few letters for that, silly~ Maybe another run through elementary school, starting from a nursery, would help you learn again~

#Abdl good news with that genie lamp I found, we don’t need to pay for rent or food ever again and our crush loves us both equally Bad news. She and everyone sees us as babies. I can’t count past 3, I can’t spell and I’m about to cry and go boom-boom because I’m hungry

#Abdl Instead of burning your thumb on the salmon of knowledge. You did so on the salmon of regression! Know sucking your thumb removes your knowledge making you a happy little baby

Making you do one of these, only to pull out the nefarious crayon and scribble the “right answers” . Then letting reality decide that I was right.

A town full of babbling babies? RUN AWAY! Don't look at the light!

The conniving villainess Wordplay having her powers increased so she can alter the very narration boxes of the comic itself, twisting descriptions of heroic deeds into something far less than heroic which has a tangible effect on them in reality! ⤵️

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#abdl I hate arguing with people. Not because I’m passive, far from it. But because whenever I do argue they always do the same thing. They put a pacifier in my mouth, bring me into my crib then turn off the lights! And the worst part? It always work. I get sleepy then wake up forgetting it! Hmph!

#abdl okay so what if I’m a reality warper? That doesn’t mean I made you wear diapers for your entire life! The thumb sucking? You’ve always done that. Don’t go pointing fingers at me. Many adults watch kid shows it’s nothing to be ashamed of. Yhea most don’t clap their hands to them but still! ->

#abdl Good news! The gods of Olympus have decided to make you a god and unlike psyche, you don’t have to go through any trials! Bad news is that you’re the god of babyhood and they really, Really want you to get into that role. At least you get ambrosia (from a bottle) and offering of cool new toys

#abdl you’re friend is panicking. It’s bring your child to work day and they don’t have a child. You question why this is even important or rather you would if they didn’t cast a hex making you their precious little baby. At least you’re getting a day or two off work or maybe a few month or years

#abdl Look man, it’s not my fault you couldn’t be more discreet with your hands and ass. How was I suppose to know they were a witch? Well Im not the one who made you diaper dependent and a thumb sucker! That was the dumb old…hags…fault. I didn’t- *hmmm* ah~ nots my fal wes poopy butts pffl!

#Abdl #abdlrealitywarp Ironically enough, You always got to make sure you don’t let the bard control the aux. Last time I did they went from hard rock to the latest pop song to baa baa black sheep. Personally I thought it’s great to babble and dumbly clap too. But the party fell asleep to it

#Abdl Neow from slay the spire making it so every time you’re about to be potty trained. You mysteriously end up back at the beginning with no memories. Only a mushy feeling on your behind. At the very least she lets you pick between not sucking your thumb or going with your favourite teddy

#Abdl #abdlstory Man that new Chainsaw-Man chapter was weird. I don't get how eating the toilet, maturity or intelligence devil is meant to beat Yoru. Why even add those made up things anyway just to get rid of them and what's those lines in weird shaped boxes? 0/10 got cranky and made a boom boom

#ABDL Getting a hex from a witch is the worst. Every lie I said became true. Then I just had to call someone “Mommy” and now they’re like “honey where’s your diaper?” Do you want your paci?” “Someone’s making the poopoo face”. Turns out that was a lie and now I have I have a boom-boom nappy ☹️

Don’t ever buy no clock from magic stores. Knew a guy who did, turned him into a baby. Then his GF tried to reverse it and it made her, his mommy. While we’re on the subject. Don’t buy diapers from them stores too. You forget shit the more you shit. I would tell you to ask the guy I know but~ #abdl

Imagine a villain in MHA who can swap traits between people slowly making a hero a baby during the fight. Start by swapping Mt lady’s personality with a baby, making her more agitated, then her clothing, then her iq. Then finally her bowel controls. Now in the streets is a 20ft baby with a tantrum