Tem Bluudud, getinn now!

🍏 PARODY THREAD I want to do this with my near and dear 1x too :)

I've seen what you've done to those two times, I'm not gonna die because of this, I'll just agree with you!!!

At one point I get used to respaagayofx9-8-7&7'-'-&&''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

No, but I would stop using your bank account.

Maybe it's because of that red clothing bro, the drip is just not it. Blue on the other. hand...

Oh is that so?

Idiot, I was pretending to be you!

Uh. . .

WAHHH, WAHH!

This is a false advertisement.

Wow, a heart to heart interaction, lovely!

Remember guys, if they offer you a red pill or blue pill, always choose blue.

IT MEANT NOTHING TO HIM, I GAVE HIM SO MUCH I HAVE TO OFFER, ALL MY CANDY, ALL MY JOKES, HE S-SAID *sniffle* I WAS HIS A GOOD FRIEND!!

What is this, some type of forsaken?

HOW COULD YOU, TAKE THIS!

NO!

UH. . .

L!

Yessir!!!

Yeah. . . What about it punk? *Chews on some smarties and blows the powder out as smoke*

War. . . War never changes. *Puts lollipop in mouth while pretending to smoke*

. . . @tembluududes.bsky.social @bluududfan.bsky.social @bluebf.bsky.social @thebluestdude.bsky.social jump him.

It's for the better good.

Clearly you don't understand that we are trustworthy enough!

-50K in debt?

I would trust them.

WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN WE ARE FORSAKEN! YEAH!!!!!!

I'M SO COOL!

NO, NOT THIS TIME F###ER!

Womp womp.

I hope you get hit by a car @shedletskythecool.bsky.social

Ow my head. . . WAIT IS THAT ANOTHER c o r r HOLY SHAHESHA89_6_759_75(('+(_57©=¥{¥•{=€•π•π£÷¥^{=`©¥

WAIT AIWIEIEIESHEH95$323723%7-77*27237-22732174-5-374225-46,726764@(&*6,456626/6/24642(3KXJG675KD76

DAMN YOU RED F###!

WAIT WAIT WAIT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS!

I told him i just wanted a picture, little did he know i pickpocketed him and now have all of his belongings! Don't ask how his pocket was that big to even hold his belongings, I don't know, trust me.

SAYS WHO, YOUR DADDY? HAHAHAHAH!

I'M NOT RED PAL!

YOU'RE A FART SMELLER!

OW!

Just a little bit of throwing... * he threw the stone and hits the 2 bluududs *

Please, do it and my dental care is yours! @doubleosevennseven.bsky.social

HEY GUYS, I HEARD THAT RED KID HAS FATHER ISSUES, LAUGH!