Have had my post lunch chocolate. It’s not gonna cut it today. I need more chocolate.

Breakfast. I over poached the eggs tho…

Civic Theatre in Newcastle is doing Kinky Boots…. With a white Lola…

After today’s calls…

on and on he went. A truly deranged lunatic...

Friend at work said I should do full handlebar moustache and to tell you the truth… I ain’t mad about it

Just had the new Philly cheesesteak burger from HJ’s… and.. it’s a lot.

Netherlands got its youngest and first openly gay prime minister, and his boyfriend is an Argentinian hockey player. I want to be happy for them, but tbh I’m just jealous 😐

Crowd of very noisy children just banged on our door and shouted trick or treat… It’s the fucking first of November. Fuck off you little cunts

this guy. Dayammmm he got it all and I am here for it www.youtube.com/watch?v=I87M...

ordered groceries direct to boot for collection at 8-9am. Forgetting that husband generally goes out running on saturdays and I dont have a car...

Tried to do a snap. Yes that’s my husband farting …

Blueberry bagels with cream cheese and blueberry jam for dinner cause can’t be fucked

Ooh a party invitation!!

Once again, I have encountered someone that thinks us gays can only fuck in the one position.

When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.

Useless shelves returned. Refund of $140. Then I went next door and spent $137 on Christmas things…

Outstanding. Suck shit dipstick 😂😂😂😂

Being forced to go out to return shelves I bought that don’t fit in the space I need them for - despite measuring everything and checking product dimensions. But iced coffee you say..?

In movies.. when Americans order a 1-pump latte etc etc… What the fuck is that? A pump of what? Is that the shot of espresso??

we are off to see Calamity Jane tonight at the opera House. Yippee Kai yay mutha fuckers

OMG 5SOS tour announced and finally playing in the venue I want to see them in. About time.

Now you may think that tonight’s dinner of steak with broccolini and mushrooms tossed in instant noodles is the same as last nights steak with broccolini and mushrooms tossed thru instant packet pasta… But it’s completely different.

Trump is demolishing that building because of that lovely photo of Obama and his dog. Trump is so devoid of love, that he couldn't connect with one. He has the soul of a rotting turnip.

So Trump bulldozed a third of the White House complex. And they’re trying to keep the photos off limits.

He doesn't like us. Really. #politics #fascism

Birthday haul. And we went and saw back to the future the musical. And holy shit it was SOOO GOOD

Thanks westpac 🙄 When did literally every company and app become so needy….

If Madonna threw in Cherish to the celebration tour setlist we’d have all 3 of my least fave songs.

I am Laughing way too hard at this 😂😂😂

Ringing my birthday in with my other queen tonight. As always the opening is pure hype but her reveal and first look… my god. #JanetJackson #AllForYouTour #Queen

Apparently ppl are now cooking watermelon for some reason… All I can think is

🤣😜

The fuck is this shit…

Holy Crap!. This is amazing! Newsom certainly has a great social media game.

Big day in the office. There’s a Mexican feast for our monthly awards and recognitions ceremony. PLUS there is also a Diwali celebration happening. Everyone has dressed up and looks amazing. The office is a flood of colour

We should be asking this c o n s t a n t l y.

Also this got delivered today. Good day. #Madonna

Framed and collected already and I fucking love it. Also the handwritten note that came with the piece when it first arrived. Beautiful touch.

The fuck is this now fb?? Is one of the suggestions to leave me the fuck alone?

Heard them last night. Tonight we went up to our rooftop when they started. Happy Diwali

All Bunnings trips completed. Balcony garden refresh done. (Ok I need a proper pot for the basil in the middle but that’s gonna have to wait)

Ran out of potting mix… Do I go back to Bunnings now or leave it for next weekend??

Ok. Frame shop done. Woolies shop done. Washing done. That’s all we had to do this weekend. Wine?

so my new artwork arrived. It is not framed. I have missed some information somewhere... not gonna lie.. Im a little annoyed.

30th anniversary Madonna Bedtime Stories Untold Chapter stuff ordered. Double CD with OG album and The Untold Chapter The Untold Chapter 180g black vinyl OG BS Album on silver vinyl