I love Arsenal SO much. My club. My heart.

Wrighty is all of us. I'm so emotional right now.

ARSENAL ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE

Haha, this, absolutely. WTAF?! 😂

My five year old daughter thinks Butt Apple is one of the greatest things she's ever seen.

That'll do, lads.

What the fuck? So stamping on someone is okay as long as you don't do it TOO hard?

GET THE FUCK IN

STERLING ASSIST KLAXON

Sterling starts?! Does Arteta WANT to lose the game...? I jest, I jest. Mostly.

Strikers are overrated anyway.

The boy's attire on said walk...

@tottenhamhotspur.com Out for a lunchtime walk on a beautiful sunny day with my boy, and we saw this massive pile of shit. Made us think of you. Love and kisses! Xx

It's a beautiful thing. 😍

Get the feeling we might see a lot of the word "humble" in the coverage. 😂

That is absolutely fucking beautiful. Glad we managed to stay humble...and give them a 5-1 kicking. Wow. ♥️

@arseblog Exclusive picture of Jordan Pickford preparing for today's game:

@arseblog.com There we are!

@arseblog.bsky.social Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3...

Seems like Bluesky is suddenly blowing up, which is lovely to see. ❤️

Hi @tottenhamhotspur.bsky.social, saw this massive pile of shit, thought of you! Xx.

That is TOTAL bullshit. He wasn't offside. He just wasn't.

Star Trek: Lower Decks is best Star Trek.

This thread makes me very happy. Bravo to all concerned. ("Vulcan for scissoring", haha)

Zero chance we can win this now....

However, now that they're land-based, yet have an undersea base, they're surely only a few steps from Octonauts: World Domination, Muhahaha. Or something.

I'm pleased to see that in Octonauts: Above & Beyond they've not lost the embarrassingly bad accent for today's guest fish (now animal).

This'd be a good time for Declan Rice to get himself a goal...

That's really bad from Raya. Really, really bad.

Am generally enjoying Amazon's coverage, though, despite Shearer's weirdness. While I quite like Ally McCoist's commentary, I do like having the option of switching to just stadium noise.

Why does Alan Shearer keep eyeballing the camera? Weirdo.

My three-year-old daughter has taken to shouting "butler!" whenever she wants something from me, which is hilarious and frustrating in equal measure.

Out for a walk, saw this massive pile of shit and thought of Spurs.

Thoroughly enjoying this game. Total domination for a change. Not sure Sevilla have had a shot on goal.

So now there's a Bluesky app. That's good. Does it mean other people are using it more...?

Chelsea sicken me.

Well...it certainly looks and smells correct.