What color is the sky on your planet, Carl?

No one on 🌎 makes Donald happier than the mayor. Just look at that smile. He doesn’t smile like that for JD. He doesn’t smile like that for Malaria. He doesn’t smile like that for any of his crotchfruit. Or their crotchfruit.

Dan Crenshaw should have called Heidi Cruz ugly

This will also be the first time the UN Security Council meeting will be chaired by a semi-retired Slovenian prostitute

The state of the udon is slurpy

perhaps I have made a mistake

[María Corina Machado weeps silently into her glass of wine] #SOTU

The #SOTU Address is done at the invitation of the Speaker of the House, and scheduled by that office. Next year the event should occur at 9am on a Friday morning.

I found the best method to watch this speech

There needs to be a Congressionally mandated limit on Lenny Skutnik moments #SOTU

VOTING IS NOT A PRIVILEGE

We are now in the shame section of the speech

Nobody gave Trump the memo, the U.S. trade deficit has increased despite his reckless Trump Tariff Tax on the American people. He is losing. #SOTU

The first duty of American legislators is to uphold the Constitution

TIL that share prices should move according to a schedule

It’s gratifying to see Donald devote so much of the speech so far on our greatest concern, the hockey game last weekend

Donald does not understand population growth

Donald is unaware his father is dead

Donald forgot the name of his wife, and JD’s wife

Muted cheers for the entrance of the star of the movie Diary of a Semi-retired Slovenian Prostitute

Since this will likely come up in the SOTU: Yes, US stock markets are up since Trump took office (14%). But in the rest of the world, markets are up WAY more. Cumulative market gains are more than triple ours (43%)

Did I call it?

TIL that the name of the 2032 Olympiad will be Bris2032. That cuts a little close to home

I was pleased by this game, Waddell in particular #LGM #MetsSky #Mets

Mendy should give Semien the HR sign #LGM #MetsSky #Mets

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Yeah, I think the chance of a strike just went up

“Mr. President, why was the economy, and Americans perceptions of the economy, so much better under your predecessor Joe Biden?”

You have to hand it to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor He avoided arrest until after his mother popped her clogs

The love these two share shines through this photograph like the radiance of a thousand suns

They spent $8M on the Superb 🦉 ad and canceled the project less than 5 days later Has to be some kind of record

"They [MAGAS/Republicans] are not normal Americans. People who are dissatisfied with Donald Trump's presidency are normal Americans. Our political culture needs to wake up to this fact." *This is the most important political insight of 2026*

It was obvious from the outset that the Fulton County elections search was bullshit. But now we know just how bullshit: contrived, contradictory "evidence" aimed at the theoretical crime of intentionally mucking up a system in which no fraud occurred. It is, as assumed, all about sowing doubt. READ:

Republicans are still trying to pass the SAVE Act—a bill that would make it harder to vote and disenfranchise millions of Americans. Join @redistrictingaction.org and tell your member of Congress to vote no: act.redistrictingaction.org/a/natl-saveact-cte

Most U.S. Attorney’s offices do not get no billed by grand juries 6x in a half a century. Judge Boxwine is a rare talent.

If you put a commercial in the Superb 🦉 and I don’t know what your product is after 27 seconds you have failed

I bet her FSB control officer also knows

Gabe Kaplan is in the Epstein Files. There are numerous notes from Epstein’s mother to Kaplan

A joyous Tu b’Shvat to all who celebrate!

The GOP acted as if Biden was a horrific criminal because he co-signed a truck loan for his son, but when Trump is in millions of Epstein files for ACTUAL horrific crimes, it’s just another Ho-hum day.

This is becoming ridiculous #LGM #MetsSky #Mets

Not every member of the ‘86 Mets is deserving of memory #LGM #MetsSky #Mets

You should head IMMEDIATELY to your nearest FBI office and report what you heard

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Founder of Jews for Hitler shocked by concentration camps www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/u...

The VA hospital in Minneapolis isn’t named in anyone’s honor. We should get this changed.