Our Muslim communist mayor hasn’t even been sworn in yet and there are already Arabic numbers on our subway trains

Donald has an aversion to seeing blood; this is why he orders his steaks well-done and never accompanies his side pieces when they get abortions

Elise Stefanik has a Nazi problem. She was thick as thieves with them Young Republicans who shall not be named. There are many states you can make the jump from congresscritter to governor as a full-on Trumpist. The Empire State ain’t one of ‘em

The GOP nominee for VA-GOV ran a heavily trans panic-focused campaign and had her head handed to her

Quoting Mario Cuomo FTW

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life, but let this be the last time I ever utter his name.”

Zohran Mamdani is the first Mayor of the City of New York from Queens

Mamdani is an idiot if he doesn’t take the stage during the 11 o’clock newscasts

It took you long enough, @apnews.com !

Good on you, Maine!

Yass would have had more fun if he had put all that cash he wasted into a big pile and had a backyard bonfire

Very kind! We had the best publisher/owner in the world until then…and I soon decided to leave.

Hey, Governor-elect Spanberger: brevity is the soul of wit

The New York mayoral race will probably be called within an hour of the polls closing, and certainly by the 11 o’clock news broadcasts

Yass would have had more fun if he had put all that cash he wasted into a big pile and had a backyard bonfire

Nice work, Jersey

You can’t expect Mike Johnson to know this, professor! He’s merely a seasonal employee

Someone told Donald to wait until there wasn’t time to print signs with Andy’s face and ENDORSED BY DONALD TRUMP emblazoned below

🚨 IMPORTANT NOTICE TO NY VOTERS 🚨 Ballot selfies are illegal in the State of New York. DO NOT photograph your completed ballot and post it to your social media account

TRUMP: Mohammed bin Salman is a liar

If on the occasion of the Japanese surrender in 1945 you told any one present that 80 years later the 2025 World Series MVP would bear the surname Yamamoto you would get great odds #worldseries #MLB #BlueJays #Dodgers

Schneider should give Vladdy Jr. the HR sign #worldseries #MLB #BlueJays #Dodgers

Free ⚾️ in Toronto! #worldseries #MLB #BlueJays #Dodgers

TREY, YOU SAVAGE! #worldseries #MLB #BlueJays #Dodgers

I’m not a lip reader but Wrobleski clearly shouted “Fuck you, motherfucker!” after hitting Giménez with a fastball #worldseries #MLB #BlueJays #Dodgers

Bo Bichette is good at baseballing #worldseries #MLB #BlueJays #Dodgers

Vladdy Jr. is good a baseballing #worldseries #MLB #BlueJays #Dodgers

Is Max Scherzer’s Heterochromia a competitive advantage? #worldseries #MLB #BlueJays #Dodgers

Schneider should give Lukes the HR sign again #worldseries #MLB #Bluejays #Dodgers

Sign of a tightening economy:

#WorldSeries    Game 5 初回WS史上初… シュナイダー&ゲレーロJr.の1・2番連続ホームラン‼️ 更に好調の打線が… 初戦に続きスネルを撃破👏 先発ルーキのイェサベージが7回1失点12奪三振の好投⚾️ これでブルージェイズ3勝2敗の王手🎇 しかしGame6の相手は山本… 果たして❓ #ブルージェイズ

Dodgers hits per game Game 1: 4 hits Game 2: 6 hits Game 3: 16 hits (18 innings) Game 4: 6 hits Game 5: 4 hits #worldseries #MLB #BlueJays #Dodgers

TREY, YOU SAVAGE! #worldseries #MLB #BlueJays #Dodgers

TREY, YOU SAVAGE! #worldseries #MLB #BlueJays #Dodgers

When a pitcher loses his helmet on a swing that is historically called “getting Bartoloed”

Someone didn’t have any covfefe this morning!

Mike Johnson is essentially unemployed. He should make time to pay more attention to current events.

Myles Straw is a 9th inning defensive replacement ONLY #worldseries #MLB #BlueJays #Dodgers

Insurance runs turn me on #worldseries #MLB #BlueJays #Dodgers

Sports weren’t corrupted by gamblers. It got sold out by the people who made gambling central to the business model. New @nytopinion.nytimes.com column: how gambling became the engine driving American life — starting with sports www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/o...

Schneider should give Vladdy Jr. the HR sign again #worldseries #MLB #Bluejays #Dodgers

I’m not going to take *total* credit, but it was my idea #worldseries #MLB #BlueJays #Dodgers

Schneider should give Vladdy Jr. the HR sign #worldseries #MLB #Bluejays #Dodgers

IMPORTANT QUESTION: Should the “stretch” in a long game be in the middle of the 14th inning (7 x 2) or in the middle of the 16th (9 + 7)?

This game had no winner. The bullpens are shot for the rest of the Series #worldseries #MLB #bluejays #dodgers

Tyler Heineman would certainly win the Heineman Trophy if he drives in a run right now

Vladdy Jr will come to bat either in the next frame or in the 18th. Keep your fingers crossed #worldseries #bluejays #dodgers #MLB