Ventured into cheese sourdough today While the cheese distribution leaves a lot to be desired the taste was unbelievable.

The only good part of RoS is that they'd clearly given up trying to get a take where Oscar Isaac doesn't sound exasperated when he says "somehow Palpatinr returned" because he clearly thought it was bullshit

Me who has been smuggly sat on a 5 year fixed rate mortgage since March 2022 looking at the news at the moment.

I'm not saying this is true but when I went to the doctor's with what turned out to be biliary colic and said it was the worst pain I've ever experienced they suggested it might be indigestion. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Marked safe from World Book Day for another year! 😨

Has @stpguy3.bsky.social seen this!?

Just amazing work here

@iandunt.bsky.social I'd like to raise a complaint and the quality of your merch! 😉

I'm starting to feel like teenage Shirley Valentine was on to something. "I hate the world. I hate everything. It's all garbage. It's last. It's crap, and I hate it."

That is an old ass cat, I bet he's a complete arsehole 😂

This really is getting to the: "If I'm going down I'm taking all you fuckers (and the country) with me!" stage of end of premiership cycle.

I'd like to start a campaign for all guests at Catherine O'Hara's funeral to go in Moria outfits. It would be the most iconic funeral ever.

Blatant, unfiltered homophobia from the leader of the conservatives on CWAC. The backsliding in public discourse is shocking.

Ok stop the world I want to get off

I want meal prep recipes for basic white bitches. Like I want tasty food, but absolutely no heat. Or coriander.

That sample size is.... Quite something

I feel like someone left the next bond script lying around the white house and Trump saw it and thought the villain was on to something.

I have a very mild cold. I feel fine except I cannot breathe out of one side of my face which is hugely unpleasant. How is this the way evolution decided to go? Who does this help?

Mammogram: 0/10, would not recommend, clearly designed by a man (given this is bluesky, I'm obviously kidding, get one if you need it, just don't expect to enjoy it)

Safe to say the dog enjoyed chasing his ball in the snow!

I feel like there's an Economics thesis waiting to be written about National Trust cafes and captive businesses. So expensive, abysmal service and yet....

I remember reading something in the 2010s about how fire departments had reduced arson by setting up clubs for teenagers as it was mostly bored kids setting fires. Think we need an equivalent for middle aged men on Facebook to stop them getting worked into a racist frenzy during holidays.

A late entry but strong contender for most bizarre headline of the year. At no point could I predict what word would come next. Notable mention for the sub too. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Comments like this make me want to sing the national anthem.

The dog is not feeling the festive spirit!

Meanwhile I got this gem from my youngest last night: "By the way I won't be dancing with M (his girlfriend) at the disco because I will be having a dance battle with A. A2 and A3 are judging"

I tell you, I think I've got used to the absolutely bonkers things this country does (I'm looking at you Moulton Crow Festival) then I discover this.

The more I think about it, the more annoyed I get at this. Like, no it isn't, it's no-one's favourite song. Hell it's no-one's favourite song on Fearless. Just say Blank Space and take the "basic bitch" label, not everything has to be a sound bite and you just sound full of shit.

Absolutely fucking not www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

I see the "stop shooting ourselves in the foot" strategy is going well...

You know when you see a teapot like this with a spout like that you're about to have the best damn brew of your life.

Ok... I'm drunk in the back of the car And I cried like a baby coming home from the bar (oh) Said, "I'm fine, " but it wasn't true I don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you...

They can absolutely quote me on this: Daily Mail - get fucking fucked

This is all very People's Front of Judea / Judean People's front

Jesus fucking christ

One of the few reasons I stay on god awful pay working in a school is that the pension is at least still decent!

I see Keir has found the genies lamp again.

I feel like Q6 was written for @andrewcooper.net

This is why I don't understand how people think the solution is Andy Burnham. Yes he's been a good major of Manchester but his leadership campaign was disastrous. It was literally "these are my opinions and if you don't like them, I have others".

I approve of this pun

I'm sure this will be the front page on the mail and telegraph, right? Right?

You guys know that you use microscopes in biology right? Right?

@stephenkb.bsky.social I've been thinking about it and you're wrong (can't find the post to reply to). The reason the only song that sounds like the end of a long term relationship is "so long, London" is because that's pretty much the only one she's written.

I've dug out an ancient MP3 player over the summer and the difference in quality just using my cheap wired headphones Vs streaming with Bluetooth is quite startling! (Yes I know you can change the quality when streaming but even the "high" quality isn't great)

Seriously @theguardian.com ? Would an article about a male singer getting engaged include a list of their exes?

Omg, London streets are clearly terrifying. How does anyone leave their house?? (This is sarcasm just in case anyone misses that)

Has the author actually watched the podcast pictured? If they had they would see that he has zero problem with her being a superstar and is one of her biggest fans. Journos really do get bored in August, don't they?

Also, as a general rule the hotels used can generously be described as shit holes. Like no one was booking them before they were used for this, and there was a reason.

If I don't see another Pina Colada for the next year I think I'll be ok.