busted my snow shovel AND ice scraper this morning, ALSO pipes froze in part of the house over the weekend but THANKFULLY nothing burst and I was able to thaw them out with a hairdryer and a heating pad

I would say dill is my second favorite weed

out for dinner last night and my wife commented after how strong the ladies perfume was at the table beside us: Wife: "it was like Axe for women" Me:"Battle-Axe?"

Sister in law gave us Boggle for xmas Ho-Yeah

everytime I eat falafel it has the opposite effect

out for a walk and was picking up my dog's poop while the garbage collection was going by, and the worker was like "throw er right in the back of the truck bud!" So awesome, this must be what it feels like to be the mayor or something

RIP Bob Weir

Walk this way, walk like a man, walk like an Egyptian

Got our first stick vacuum and it's a huge improvement. Shoutout to that Dyson spokesperson guy he's like the Steve Jobs of vaccums

My old buddy Sean Mac has worked prep in kitchens for years so I started calling him "Sean Mac The Knife" 🔪 m.youtube.com/watch?v=82kJ...

haven't made any art over the holidays but was stoked to help my father in law to do some tremclad touch ups on his porsche

car back windows accidentally left down in snowstorm overnight, frozen open, drove to a indoor parking garage to thaw out, realized I forgot my wallet couldn't pay to leave, retrieved wallet, machine declines magnetic strip on card, try to pay with $5 bill, machine won't accept bill with fold in it

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Driving home for Christmas Happy Holidays!

this evening my wife caught someone checking me out at Dollarama 🤑

fuck your zodiac sign, who is your favorite home alone character? Old man Marley is my guy

Stormchips, 2017

A couple pics of a painting in my friend Lindsey's kitchen also featuring her cat Myles Gravy

Got like a foot of hair chopped off yesterday, gonna save so much $ on shampoo

Well well well, if it isn’t some more shit that sucks

You've changed, you used to lose yourself to dance

been listening to panda bear all day

Dumb and Dumber is a Christmas movie

Up up up and down Turn turn turn around Round round roundabout And over again 20x20" 2025

Like the Grinch I also have garlic in my soul

I wonder what happened to my beer. I know he's here somewhere. Have you seen my beer? : it's upstairs. Are you going upstairs? Tell my beer I'm looking for him. I have lost my beer! the poor baby. Elaine: Maybe the dingo drank your baby.

Had to get an Uber home last night, we live 20 min from downtown so I was shocked the price came up as $60 (maybe cuz of the storm?) We were at pizza corner & decided to try just walking 3 minutes up the street to Spring garden road (about 400 metres) and the price changed to the regular rate of $25

snow, rain, strong winds and mac demarco tomorrow

bring back detroiters

Hello I'm Jack Bishop here is a painting

deep dab sneezing 🤧

Maybe I should post more art on bluesky

it's giving chewsday 'innit?

INTERGALACTIC ROMAN CATHOLIC ROMAN CATHOLIC INTERGALACTIC

I forgot I did a shit post on threads about how artists are drunk and stoned and it got like 600 likes overnight but the replies were so stupid I just deleted it 🤷

curating a post about eating French fries on a Friday it's all coming together

rewatching my shows for emotional regulation

nothing beats a jet 2 holiday, and right now...

attention halisky: brothers meats on Agricola has hot brisket sandwiches today!

walking dog & discovered stuff from our car scattered on the road, a senseless act to break in just to steal and smash a pair of glasses & break my window scraper? I was quite upset, welp turns out it was all a crazy coincidence cuz my stuff was not stolen, just the exact same glasses and scraper 🥴

Lest we forget

Watched A complete unknown last night, forgot how much I like Dylan

don't let that smile fool you, Bill is a shark

dill is a good herb

fall back husband / spring ahead wife

Having a happy birthday 🎂🎈

eating leftover Halloween candy

making a hamburger, go Jays!