Been replacing some boards on the back patio and its giving me big deck energy

got a new microwave a while back that has a door safety lock button? is this a thing now? anyway new to me. sure its slightly annoying pressing an extra button to get my nuked burritos or reheating a cup of coffee but at least the microwave can't hurt me anymore. Enjoy your deathtraps everyone else!

There is a furnace technician here to do a service and cleaning first thing this morning, and even though we are trying to contain his excitement my dog thinks this is the best day ever

just remembered that time back in 2012 when I told my landlord "totes" (millenial word for totally)

Excited to be showing some new paintings in Montreal! www.galeriecoa.com

Here is a painting I did of my dog Hank

a bunch of noise outside at the studio and it turns out it's a bunch of people dressed like hotdogs doing a BBQ pop-up across the street, amazing. Happy Friday 🌭

decided to go to an art opening this evening but got scared and left quickly when I realized there were other people there

opened a window for my mental health

when I played hockey I was a goaltender and they called me Jacques Beejup au la Montreal Canadiens

taking the day off from the studio and it's too wet for my deck rebuild project and my dog won't walk in the rain so I cracked a beer and am watching the hockey game. Go HABS!

it's going to be a big day for my deck

roll up the rim cup (loser), 2013

spring jacket: Stylish Good to go if too warm too cold if windy Winter jacket (still!): no fucks given

stopped into the hardware store today and realized I was kentmaxxing, wearing a green sweater with black pants matching the employees uniforms

celebrating earth day by picking up a bunch of tim Hortons cups

weed baggie painting from 2013 #420 #ziplock

replacing some boards on my very old deck this weekend and after tearing up the old ones I used some of that infomercial rubber flex seal paint to try to just protect the joists and beams too... maybe if there is some left I'll take it to the studio, rubber painting?

love that mashup video of Tony Soprano driving around crying listening to built to spill

Invite me over for dinner and I will pretend to walk down the stairs behind your couch or sofa

I have some paintings at the San Francisco Art Fair this weekend April 16-19 with Newzones Gallery booth A09

I love you spring peepers

14 degrees out today

forgot to bring treats on the walk 😭

when you're worried about getting screwed but turns out you're fucked anyway

my wife the interior designer loves pot lights haha me too *sparks joint

it's almost hotdog weather

first clothesline hang of the year 🧺

realized last night my car's inspection was up end of March but luckily I was able to get a new sticker this morning, and that's the story of how I got the nickname Johnny MVI

Happy to be showing some new paintings in Montreal at the Plural Art Fair April 10-12 w/ Galerie C.O.A (booth 127)

tough guy voice: EH who you callin a dinky car?

It's good friday but I'm doing laundry so it cancels out

don't let April fools happen to you

" everything is fucked, everybody sucks! -Fred Durst, 1999 " ~Jack Bishop ,2026

whenever I drop too many of the maritimer hyup's into a convo my wife tells me "quit sucking in your yeahs!"

I think I've seen broken social scene 5 times, hell yeah let's make it 6 #jazzfest

forecast for tonight: drinking sometimes heavy

wait a minute, i don't even Like the internet

Bowlposting

Gone bowling 🎳

strawberry tart w/ cream cheese frosting for the birthday girl 🍓

It's Friday and the first day of spring and it's my wife's birthday and we are going bowling

we were picking up a bunch of construction site debris and fast food litter scattered from the aftermath of the storm and my wife found $20 so we bought beer and chips lol

Jack what were you like in the 90's? (Goo-goo dolls starts playing) *needlescratch (KoRn starts playing) arrrrrre youuuu readdddyyyy

eating potatoes 🍀

A favorite from a few years ago

rainy

Happy Saturday, here's a couple paintings I'm working on and a bunch of paint I accidentally spilled

Damn it's winter outside again