I wonder what happened to my beer. I know he's here somewhere. Have you seen my beer? : it's upstairs. Are you going upstairs? Tell my beer I'm looking for him. I have lost my beer! the poor baby. Elaine: Maybe the dingo drank your baby.

Had to get an Uber home last night, we live 20 min from downtown so I was shocked the price came up as $60 (maybe cuz of the storm?) We were at pizza corner & decided to try just walking 3 minutes up the street to Spring garden road (about 400 metres) and the price changed to the regular rate of $25

snow, rain, strong winds and mac demarco tomorrow

bring back detroiters

Hello I'm Jack Bishop here is a painting

deep dab sneezing 🤧

Maybe I should post more art on bluesky

it's giving chewsday 'innit?

INTERGALACTIC ROMAN CATHOLIC ROMAN CATHOLIC INTERGALACTIC

I forgot I did a shit post on threads about how artists are drunk and stoned and it got like 600 likes overnight but the replies were so stupid I just deleted it 🤷

curating a post about eating French fries on a Friday it's all coming together

rewatching my shows for emotional regulation

nothing beats a jet 2 holiday, and right now...

attention halisky: brothers meats on Agricola has hot brisket sandwiches today!

walking dog & discovered stuff from our car scattered on the road, a senseless act to break in just to steal and smash a pair of glasses & break my window scraper? I was quite upset, welp turns out it was all a crazy coincidence cuz my stuff was not stolen, just the exact same glasses and scraper 🥴

Lest we forget

Watched A complete unknown last night, forgot how much I like Dylan

don't let that smile fool you, Bill is a shark

dill is a good herb

fall back husband / spring ahead wife

Having a happy birthday 🎂🎈

eating leftover Halloween candy

making a hamburger, go Jays!

Mixed a terrible drink this evening I've been calling a Buckley's original

baked a spooky banana bread

If I really wanted to show my art in Toronto I probably should have just moved out of the maritimes 20 years ago, fuck that though

Dog park Halloween party today, there were a lot of funny costumes but I could only get a couple photos featuring hotdog Hank, superdog, Chucky, Remi as Bob ross

got asked by a big ad agency if I'd be willing to do commissioned paintings on toilet paper, so yeah I'm still a relevant artist

there is a calendar being made of regulars at the mainland commons dog park and I'm happy to report my boy Hank is Mr. December

almost got overdressed haha can't fool me October weather

new tame Impala goes unst unst unst

omg new tame impala

I got my dog a Halloween costume but goddamn, hard to compete with dogatello

coffee tastes great this morning, the secret is it's made with 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮

weed directions: Bake at 350

I love fall 🍂 🍁 I can't help but be inspired by the leaves changing colours. Here's a recent painting: "Not far away" 16x16" oil and acrylic on canvas 2025

bad day to be a leftover dinner roll

cooked another successful thanksgiving turkey dinner w/ gravy & all the fixings, now to submerge myself into the ocean like Godzilla until I'm needed once again (xmas)

Happy thanksgiving! Here is a nice memory that came up from Oct 2017

those Charmin bears are freaks

We live close to an Asian convenience store which also sells fresh produce, and I love being their best customer, buying up all their bean sprouts, broccoli and bok choy. CHANG LE in Lakeside (between beechville and timberlea)

getting into being a midlife crisis guy

Hank says happy friday

If you want to "eat" with some sneakers that are "fresh", might I suggest the subway air jordans

accidentally tripped and rolled my ankle, did the peter griffin on the sidewalk and limped home

the weather is fair for today's fall fair, always quite an affair just be careful don't fall