Just occurred to me that if adverts reflected reality, that Old Spice Surfer would ming of sewage “The mark of a man” said the strapline The skidmark of a man thanks to privatisation I’m down for realistic adverts in that sense, don’t think some Reform Donors would be too happy tho

When I was a kid, adverts only represented people on acid, cos I never saw Smash Martians, the Honey Monster and the Singing Butter Blokes till I tried drugs

Breaking News, graffiti appears on Reform’s office in Caerphilly

The face you make when you’ve let Vladimir down and suddenly remember your office isn’t on the ground floor #caerphilly

WORK out how dead you are by simply putting the % sign after your age.

Has anyone seen my Brexit freedoms? I don’t know what they look, sound or feel like, but I’ve been told by today’s Daily Express, that someone had them away over the last week or so. I haven’t got any ‘tons of untreated sewage’ to chuck on a beach, so it can’t be that one

Probably too late, but I’ve cancelled my membership of the Labour Party, it’s clear they are prepared to throw desperate people under the bus trying to “out-Farage” Farage. What a shameful state to be in, good luck trying to get Ukippers voting for you (spoiler alert, they won’t)

Hometown gig last night, awesome fun, despite singing in front of my Mam (always nerve racking)

I find nothing anybody says offensive, but I do think internally “you’re obviously a prick” when they open their gobs

Great show last night

My “gig” economy, replying to “band required tomorrow” ads on Facebook ‘bands wanted’ pages and getting bugger all replies makes me think the old way of going from venue to venue with business cards is best, life was simpler, you meet nice people and can recce load-in and where the plug sockets are

Had a lovely Christmas Day, so did the tribe

Merry Xmas all, trying to persuade the family that First Blood is a Christmas Film, but Bake-Off is victorious in the vote 😫 Proof of Xmassy credentials pictured, it’s also about a veteran that nobody listens to, which is quite apt here, I may pinch the nice chockies rather than going on a rampage

Feeling better after a rough week Call it Manflu, but violent coughing fits, coupled with a dose of the shits, is the sort of mild peril I don’t enjoy. I’d like to thank Lucozade and the Taskmaster Podcast for getting me through it all

Ministers from both Welsh and Belgian Governments are meeting tomorrow to discuss construction of a tunnel to link both countries to save on travel costs for both sets of football fans who seem to be making the trip on an annual basis....

Did think the “Magic Man who knows if you’re naughty or nice” crowds would have a bit more solidarity Spectacular “Stone throwing” from a Stained Glass House there

Breaking News: Kemi Badenoch thinks “Pavements are for Pussies”, she added “I don’t bother with ‘em, when I go for a walk I prefer to mix it with the Lorries. Because I’m dismissive of woke things, I cannot be killed by Conventional Weapons, Flipping Big Macs, made me a fucking killing machine”

Just imagining a younger Kemi Badenoch screaming “Wimps!” when handing Lunchbreaking Brickies Big Mac & Fries during her ‘Working Class’ years

😂 (Len(not Frank) Spencer - FB)

I wonder if I can get to 10k followers by Christmas? 🥰😍

“4 in 5 UK musicians have lost work because of Brexit” A shocking insight into how British musicians have suffered in the wake of the country's 2016 referendum to leave the European Union www.musicradar.com/music-indust...

Think I’ll take a bit of time off from fighting the Battle of the Somme this week, anybody else fancy covering?

If that disgusting racist and grifting liar Nigel Farage shouldn't have been on Question Time even once, nevermind 38 times. Give this a Like, or better yet a RP.

This is a great little video showing the impact of Brexit on the music industry. Key data. Please watch. 👇👇

Your Unwrapped is here! Check it out!

Is there anything more frustrating than trying to read an article on Wales Online? ‘Scrolling’ is not how it works in our universe, website design seems to be brought to you by Kafka and B.S. Johnson

The time when Elon Musk got told how it is.

He will be fondly remembered for achieving net zero Tories

Doesn’t bother me, as far as I’m concerned The UK lost its marbles years ago, giving someone else’s back isn’t a biggie Especially as I’ve not heard the opinion of many experts on Greek history on this, just shouty people off fuckwit news channels and paper reviews going on about it

Well done to Day of the Jackal producers, you clearly listened to the military advisor “Naked Bar!”

From the FT the other day. I had no idea.

Music Scene needs help, NIMBYs complaining about noise should sod off, there’s a town near me where every pub who has a band are in constant fear of being visited by the council thanks to one joyless arsehole who complains if he/she hears so much as a ping from a triangle

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Welsh voices on Bluesky Is there a follow list?

Just checked, 3 different types of ham, and 2 types of mustard in my local shop, never been to a grocery shop with no ham or mustard in it, although Brexit did fuck up fresh fruit and veg a bit. Posh Daily Mail Journos, probably don’t make their own sandwiches or something 🤷

Very tempted, massive imposter syndrome even thinking about it though

My first post is to do with the snowy weather, I went out and my gf wrote on our fridge, but the vibe I got was the second photo