The Odyssey can't hit theaters soon enough. Not because I'm dying to see it, but because the discourse around it is already so fucking stupid and exhausting.

Being a proud "moderate Democrat" hustling for subscribers on Substack (AKA, a cowardly conservative trying to make money because Trump) must feel really lonely right now. No one, and I mean NO ONE, likes you at the moment.

Way to kick ass this week, everyone. Enjoy your well-earned weekend.

Great work this week everyone. Enjoy the weekend.

Tuesdays are the worst day of the work week. Past Monday, but still too far away from the weekend. For more deep thoughts like this, subscribe to my Substack.

This is my favorite thing today.

Watching all the Mission: Impossible movies with my kid, I've decided Rogue Nation (the fifth one) is my favorite because it's completely upside down. The biggest stunt is right at the beginning, the climax is basically the beginning, and the car/motorcycle chase is truly elite. Inspired stuff.

Great job this week. See you all on Monday.

I guess that's one way to frame what just happened, New York Times.

Messaging suggestion for the Democrats for the mid-terms: Yeah, we're annoying. But at least we won't destroy the economy and make you feel embarrassed to be an American every fucking day of your life. Hopefully a focus group reacts positively.

Too many internet movie sites I visit are filled with people and commentators who don't actually like movies, just political grievances and shit-posting. Any recommendations for better ones?

Erica always does the work.

Against my better judgment, I've decided to play fantasy baseball this year. And I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.

Great work this week everyone. Enjoy the weekend.

My reaction to the Oscars: I don't care who won, I'm just so happy there were so many good films this year.

"Faster than a speeding bullet." I love watching border collies work.

Good move by the government. Nothing ever lasts on the internet.

I mean, let's be honest. Trump is the president America deserves. Twice. We're a goddamn mess.

The loudest voices complaining about the Oscars not being relevant are often the reason the Oscars are no longer relevant.

The most powerful country in the world in the hands of the most idiotic people imaginable. What could possibly go wrong in this situation?

The voice cast of this animated movie I've never heard of is completely insane. www.imdb.com/title/tt0763...

My fellow Americans! We're never going to be happy with our choices in an election. Can we at least agree we shouldn't vote for these assholes again? Or anyone who helped these assholes in any way? Republican or Democrat, there's a lot of people who need to be fired into the sun.

My great grandfather, grandfather, and father all served in the U.S. military. All of them saw combat. And each and every one of them would have agreed 100% with this. www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...

I want the Seahawks to play the Packers but I’m rooting for the Bears.

Packers seem to have made negative adjustments at halftime. (Free joke for Kirk Herbstreit.)

I know the Rams are heavy favorites, but the sheer amount of glazing Greg Olsen is giving them is truly impressive.

We keep getting polls about Trump's approval rating sinking. It would be interesting to see a poll asking Americans whether he should be removed from office.

Fantasy football is stupid and we should all be ashamed we play it and yes I got knocked out of the playoffs tonight. Fuck.

This is gonna be an absolute nightmare. But this is hilarious 😅

Too many internet movie sites I visit are filled with people and commentators who don't actually like movies, just political grievances and shit-posting. Any recommendations for better ones?

Did Hurts just throw and INT and fumble in the same play? Fantasy nightmare.

An actual reply from my 74-year-old father today. Teaching him how to text was a mistake.

The greatest trick the shittiest people ever pulled is making all the rest of us treat each other like shit because they have money.

Yo @washingtonpost.com this is embarrassingly bad and you should feel bad for running it. It is not news. It serves no good purpose. It makes you look ridiculous. Fucking hell.

This is my favorite thing today. www.theringer.com/2025/11/25/n...

My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far

We used to be a proper society.

DC Conventional Wisdom Goes Down to Defeat in State after State talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/dc-co...

I’m just a small-town political scientist, & it’s still relatively early, but it appears that The Actual Democrats did not Need To Do any of the Things or Learn any of the Obvious Lessons that Ezra Douthglesias said they Must Do & Learn.

The Needling reminds me of the heyday of The Stranger. Only more consistently funny than we were able to pull off back then.

I resent the Blue Jays for defeating my beloved Mariners, but the funniest thing that could happen in our current timeline is a Canada team beating an American team in maybe the most American sport.

Fuck.

Mariners are one win away from the World Series. First time in my life I’ve been able to say that.

I think we should all be aware that if the Seattle Mariners actually make the World Series the world may, in fact, end.

Sinners box office discourse was bad. One Battle After Another discourse is the terrible sequel.

We’re currently living in a world where the guy who started his career on The Man Show is now a sane and courageous and important voice in America.

As a lifelong Seattle sports fan, I'm not used to all this winning as of late.

Pictured - a large group of antifa on their way to commit severe acts of property damage

Holding my breath for a revised "Harper's Letter" given all real fucking threats to free speech happening right now.

Both kids made it out of the house on time for the first day of school today. Only minor injuries reported, mostly from parents.