Royals' offseason (so far) in chronological review: • Extended Salvador Perez through 2027 • Signed Alex Lange • Traded Angel Zerpa for Isaac Collins & Nick Mears • Extended Maikel Garcia through 2030 • Signed Lane Thomas • Traded Jonathan Bowlan for Matt Strahm

today is the last day to make MLB trades in order to get the players by Christmas

We are absolutely overwhelmed by the generosity of the community and I’m so excited to share that an amazing donor reached out this week to make a $14,000 contribution to help eliminate school lunch debt at Center Middle School!

I’m eight years older than James Blair?!

Help the Danner Family eliminate the school lunch debt for their school, and help setup a program so every kid gets a meal.

Jacob Sloan from Fox 4 dropped by the Danner Manor to chat about the school lunch debt @gofundme.com that Randyl and I started to help the midsize roommate’s school. Check it out!

57 days until pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training.

It’s absolutely insane to me.

Just in: Missouri organizers have turned in ≈300,000 signatures to block the GOP's new gerrymander there. That's an impressive haul in the very compressed window they had. They need roughly 110,000 signatures to succeed, though the GOP will now throw everything it has to disqualify them.

We’re almost at $500 raised to eliminate lunch debt at the midsize roommate’s middle school! We know that 14k is a MASSIVE number, but every bit helps in chipping away at this. Please support if you’re able to! gofund.me/eab47726c

The midsize roommate’s school is just shy of 75% economically disadvantaged and I think it’s wild that in 2025, school lunch debt is a thing that exists. If you can, please support our fundraiser to eliminate that debt and kids’ worries about being able to enjoy a meal at school. gofund.me/430102546

The midsize roommate's school has a big lunch debt and so many kids are affected every day. We’re raising money to help clear it so every student can have lunch without worry. Please donate if you're able to. gofund.me/75edc7992

I can’t draw with the milk, but I steam it well.

Royals Rally returns to The K on January 31st! Join our community text platform today for early access to secure your tickets! mlb.com/app/ballpark/royals/social/community

After reading this, I will probably shout it at Randyl at least a dozen times today.

We had an awesome Thanksgiving celebration yesterday and I hope you did too!

After exclusively enjoying concentrates and carts for quite some time, flower’s pretty fun.

Man, the Missouri GOP suuuuucks.

Immigrants make our communities stronger.

This is the best blue raspberry cotton candy hazy IPA from City Barrel and 4 Hands that I’ve ever had.

You guys, Jonathan India cut his hair.

Hi! We're Respect MO Voters - a cross-partisan, volunteer-led movement gathering signatures for our initiative petition to protect the will of the people in Missouri! Learn more and sign up at respectMOvoters.org #moleg #mogov #missouri

For a second consecutive year, Bobby Witt Jr. has been named the MLBPAA Heart and Hustle Award winner!

I think I’m in my Lil Wayne and Sean Paul era.

“Wolfman’s got nards!”

My leaf blower doesn’t suck.

Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about except that mop robot at QuikTrip. She’s telling everyone her business.

Belton Saturday: 11am-1pm on the east side of the Belton Police Station lot (every Saturday in November!) secure.ngpvan.com/R5-3FGwHmEO8...

I feel like a truly elite tuna would evade capture and not end up in a bag at the store.

We have the attic fan on in November and may need to turn it off because the house is getting a little too warm. Shitscrazyman.

People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to

Dude, I just did it right at Idol Wolf in the 21c.

IT’S HOT AND YOU NEED A POOL

Weed drinks, you guys.

Randyl. Made. Meatloaf.

Me sending my wife every Kiké Hernandez reel I see:

Anaconda is such a mildly entertaining piece of crap movie and I love it.

When I start accepting friend requests from the midsize roommate’s teammates’ parents:

I bought something dumb today.

I want that blue pie.

I love that while I’m watching Monster: The Ed Gein Story, Netflix is like, “Hey, dude. There’s smoking in this show. You’ve been warned.”

#Royals sign Salvy to new $25 million contract that keeps the captain in Kansas City through 2027: www.mlb.com/news/salvado...

I like this a ton.

Salvador Perez is foreverer Royal.

Gonna repost this every time I come across it on socials. 💚

Got tricked into thinking that fancy fresh dog food looked tasty before I recognized what it was in the commercial. Again.

Walt Dog thinks we’re trying to starve him. Dude’s acting like it’s 10pm.

The description of the toe color, red aura, I got today is amazing: The kid sister of the classic red polish. She’s surrounded by an aura of fun and energy, evoked by the micro glitter in this shade.

Really looking forward to Kiké’s insta posts.