Update: instead of untagging us or apologizing for getting sassy with me, he blocks us. Bro has issues.

Because of dirt sheet stuff we didn’t know how to feel about you, but you just got over with us. We apologize. Thank you for standing up for migrants and innocent people of color targeted by this disgusting administration. You earned our respect and look forward to seeing you wrestle every week.

@conspiracycosmos.bsky.social posts a rant about Hegseth and tags our band without checking to see if it’s the real Pentagon, and then says they don’t #gaf. Folks, don’t be like this doofus. Due diligence! I even tried to clue him in and he still won’t untag us.

Can you people actually look at our bio before tagging us in your posts? We’re a hardcore band from Minnesota. We appreciate the press, but let us release our music first.

@departmentofwar.bsky.social Sweet 😋 Suck it maga

We didn’t agree to an interview… we aren’t even done recording our first EP…

Good for Poland, but why did you tag our band? We can’t afford to play in Poland.

We attack with badass chug riffs louder than bombs.

SUCK IT MAGA

Dude stop tagging our band. We don’t work for that dickwad, we just happened to hijack the name from them. Donald Trump Sucks!