Watch! 😂

So Raphael, You need to hit up Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Splinter, April, and Casey Jones and tell them we’re big fans. Speaking of April, you also should look at the date we posted this. And perhaps our bio while you’re at it. Cowabunga, dude.

Okay, gigs up. We really are the department of war. Fuck all you woke ass bitches.

Hey @radarnick.bsky.social you might want to read our bio before you tag us for the fifth time. The first three comments we made were polite clues. The fourth was more firm. But since you keep ignoring our replies, from now on every time you tag us we riot on your posts.

What do you know? It wasn’t a democrat or a republican.

Please consider donating to @npr.org and @pbs.org and ensure that television and radio maintains integrity despite this shitty administration. Your donation goes a long way and keeps them on the air. We at D/W proudly donate monthly to both and our Minnesota affiliate @mpr.org. Thank you CPB. 💔

You better watch out, Chicago! A strain of Kat Skratch Fever is spreading to radicalize you all!!!

Straight up FACT.

So @tracyexplains.com has a Juris Doctor and specializes in investigation, but tags our account when sharing stuff about @deptofwar — and when we tell her she made an error she just blocks us. If she specializes in investigation how come she didn’t investigate our bio?

Another right wing white “Christian” dude busted with child pornography — but Charlie Kirk’s minions keep lying and saying it’s Trans People…

Fuck yeah!!!

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

To all the POC Uncle Tom ass sellout MAGAts that don’t wanna listen when we tell you these white racists are gonna turn on you, here’s them doing just that to that sellout Kash Patel when he posted about Diwali. If you’re Black, Asian, Latinx or queer and are MAGA, you ain’t safe from their racism.

Excuse me? Only one person in the band owns a car and he doesn’t drink.

Oh really? There is only one member of this band who has a tie collection. We just went through it and not one of them looks like a flag. They said they wouldn’t wear anything that tacky unless it was Christmas. They dress like someone from the band Interpol, not someone that works for Putin.

Don’t volunteer! We’ve got a Filipino guy in the band and if they send him to the P.I. he doesn’t know Tagalog.

That would actually go against who we are. Why are you asking us to do it when there’s a whole bunch of MAGAts in your town?

Thanks for stopping by. We’re used to this being quiet because we are still very new. Hope to drop some recordings in ‘26. No Kings!

We wanted something easy for people to draw, and they already took AC/DC. So this has to suffice.

Nah, it’s alright to be trending. I noticed you like Robby Roadsteamer. If we get got for doing our shtick like they did him, that’s a bad day.

Roger Roger #MAGA alert. This guy is here to start shit.

If more letters in a username is such a problem why did this idiot need to type a whole paragraph and put up a jpg? That’s more work than either name.

Because of dirt sheet stuff we didn’t know how to feel about you, but you just got over with us. We apologize. Thank you for standing up for migrants and innocent people of color targeted by this disgusting administration. You earned our respect and look forward to seeing you wrestle every week.

Can you people actually look at our bio before tagging us in your posts? We’re a hardcore band from Minnesota. We appreciate the press, but let us release our music first.

@departmentofwar.bsky.social Sweet 😋 Suck it maga

We didn’t agree to an interview… we aren’t even done recording our first EP…

Good for Poland, but why did you tag our band? We can’t afford to play in Poland.

We attack with badass chug riffs louder than bombs.

SUCK IT MAGA

Dude stop tagging our band. We don’t work for that dickwad, we just happened to hijack the name from them. Donald Trump Sucks!