Ok I’m deleting everything for a minute 😮‍💨 I’ll be on my fan sly if you need me

This is going to be completely disgusting and nearly unwatchable I CANNOT WAIT

Friday 🗣️

Is this fucking true???

I’m just gonna ignore that news and not crash out

“Deathlock why are you working out so hard all of a sudden???” In case I need to take his wife in a fight, mind your business

l o r d t that’s pretty The townlands were rich, with wide tilth and many orchards, and homesteads there were with oast and garner, fold and byre, and many rills rippling through the green from the highlands down to Anduin.

Me, snuggling into bed: “Now where’s my little fantasy book? 😊” All the reviews in the front of the book desperate to convince me it’s not a lil fantasy book:

My favorite TikTok girlie is doing some hot girl stuff on the sidelines?

ADRIANA 🗣️

Are these people flirting with me. Look if you’re flirting with me you need to be specific I am much too autistic for whatever this is. Did we begin the first time? Is the second one a wrestling angle? We’ll never know.

I NEED TO FEEL YOUR HEARTBEAT HEARTBEAT SO CLOSE IT FEELS LIKE MINE

Also they dropped a new Care Bear

Been finishing The Two Towers for a month now because 1) I don’t want it to end and B) Shelob is here and I know she doesn’t get to eat them so 🙄😒

Got the RL pressing of Led Zeppelin II and feeling very sorry for anyone who hasn’t heard it 💔

Only being attracted to men I think deserve ✨ Princess Treatment ✨ is actual hell. It’s me, I’m the problem, I’m so sorry.

Absolutely unhinged I’m obsessed

Me: Tool fans are ridiculous Also me: should I spend $100 on Salival though

Why is everyone always asking me this 😌

I should not be laughing but this is too relatable

Inspo

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It’s finally my year

JBB showing Nightmare on Elm Street on AMC+ tonight and I accidentally put the entire bag of cheese on the pizza I made

Scariest thing so far this month was putting on my new NOTLD ‘90 4K and my TV’s DolbyVision input suddenly turning on motion smoothing oh my god 😰

Inspo

It only just occurred to me that this is the normal and acceptable level of insane a woman has to be to act on heterosexual feelings. It happens so rarely to me I feel like I’m just absolutely losing my mind. Yes, enter into relations with the animal most likely to kill u 😌 thanks brain good talk

Wanna eat chocolate but I just went to the dentist. Gotta hold onto the flawless clean til dinner. 😭

Why do I feel like fucking SCREAMING every two minutes for no reaso — oh

LMAO I didn’t hear about this until today, this is so embarrassing oh my god

If the entire internet is fascist where am I supposed to vibe post, y’all

YEAHHHHH

This is what I do with albums I LIKE am I doing it wrong All those times I tweeted “I’m going to go home and lie on the floor and listen to Scott Walker” were not jokes people

I don’t know if I can play Silksong for very long if even Otz is having to pause a boss fight to sigh and rest. I have a life.

Update: Lateralus being a picture disc still pisses me off a hundred years later

Is ANYBODY gonna talk about how Perfect Tommy is in this movie??? #thelastdrivein

OK it’s … black????

is AMC FearFest showing these in reverse???

I have to work but none of my bosses are allowed to work so maybe I can get work done???

I’m just gonna sit here and hurt my own feelings for a little bit

Oh my God I’m so pissed off. Past self drop the hair routine and what the fuck were you eating I can’t remember

This turned my white hair grey, left my brassy hair brassy (how????) and turned my brown hair blue. Zero stars do not recommend for natural hairs.

I don’t even deserve to look at her

Shutdown vibes are eerie happy Halloween

My girl apparently needed Halloween advent gifts in addition to her boo basket? I don’t make the rules

This FOOTAGE of 901, she was robbed

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