This will probably get blasted out of the sky, but appreciate the attempt here by Bernie.

For Liam.

SCTV, Best In Show, Waiting For Guffman, A Mighty Wind, Beetlejuice, Home Alone, Home Alone 2, Schitt's Creek...and many more that escape my mind. Everything she appeared in, you knew it was gonna be funny and good. Farewell to an absolute legend.

In fairness, the Hall of Fame couldn’t get it up for him either. @theonion.com

Anyway congrats to our Free Speech Champions(tm) who helped usher in the most censorious American government since the Palmer Raids

Don Lemon is not the only reporter who was arrested by federal agents overnight — local independent journalist Georgia Fort just went live on FB to say federal agents were also at her door to take her into custody over her protest coverage in Minneapolis.

So we've reached the "arrest journalists reporting things the regime doesn't like" stage... So much for keeping the republic.

I will support whichever Democratic presidential candidate promises to punish everyone in this administration in the most fucked up way possible.

When satire becomes reality.

We believe this so much, we put it on a 700 square foot sign on the outside of our ballpark

The Axis Sally of the Social Media age.

Not only are they rock-eating inbred racist clowns, they're kid-diddling rock-eating inbred racist clowns. Also explains why they're now cruising schools.

Dollar Tree Caillou being a disappointment? That's never happened ever. (Narrator: yes, that's pure sarcasm)

The words "sick sadistic fucks" are way too kind to describe the Goon Squads. Anyone still supporting their "mission" is just a soulless shell of a human being.

Yeah, I'm kinda done with the Newsom glazing going on here. CA folks seem to think he's kind of a shit, and this doesn't help this bag of hair escape the charge. They know him better than most, so I'll take their word on that.

one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”

Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera. Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.

So, the Lord of the Dance is actually the Lord of the Grift...

Edging closer to the mainline positions. Keep calling! It's actually working.

Ok, he's getting there. Keep calling, folks.

please remember that no matter how many “ICE is losing in MN” articles you read today, there is still a very real, urgent, ongoing crisis in Minnesota. people need food and they need rent money. that has not changed.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

Was pumped for this signing. Adding Augi in with Michee Ngalina and also fellow newcomer Barry Coffey could make Hartford quite entertaining this season. Note on Coffey, he legitimately was the total offense for Cobh Ramblers (LOI First Div) last season, as he scored 26 goals.

Mitch McConnell brought Congress to a halt in the minority.

Dog Killa Noem seems to be going with the Nino Brown Defense (which is "all you motherfuckers are going down with me") as she realizes that the bus she's under is pretty heavy...

Tell em, Gomer!

Gonna use some infamous words here and say "don't take the bait." They're doing nothing of the sort. Folks in the Twin Cities confirm that the Goon Squads are still Goon Squadding. No rest til ICE/DHS goes out of business.

From a Mets fan's perspective, I take back all the boos I may have sent Sean Doolittle's way as I was not aware of his game. However, the only regret is that I didn't boo Chipper Jones more. He can get fucked. Also, your name is Larry, ya incest riddled dipshit.

About 18 months ago, I'd read a story like this and do a spit-take with my coffee. Now? I just shrug my shoulders and say to myself, "it's a day that ends in Y" Really telling that I'm conditioned to ridiculous InfoSec fails of this magnitude by this administration.

look, as an Iranian American I can safely say that no one really cares about kidnapping and hostage taking at foreign embassies and it is not something that countries hold long grudges about - so I think this will quickly pass.

Two things.. 1 - What the literal fuck is wrong with people? 2 - Omar was about to give that dipshit all the hands before security intervened.

Wow. The front page of tomorrow’s Charlie Hebdo magazine in France.

(Theme from It's Always Sunny playing in the background)

Spoken like an asshole that can't understand why his wife left him and why he doesn't see his kids unless it's supervised.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Now it's Arizona. Say it with me yet *again*... There. Is. No. Amount. Of. Training. Available. To. Reform. These. Chudlets. Tear it all down and start from scratch. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Both Sisu movies Raiders of the Lost Ark Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade Inglorious Basterds The Longest Day Judgement At Nuremberg

OK, now we're talking...

CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”

A good starting point. Key words are "starting point". However, with Schumer's dogged insistence to listen to overpaid failure-riddled advisors that have a terrible habit of being terminally unable to get the feel of their base and craft shitty talking points, it seems weak due to that.

So members of the Goon Squad get trips to Milan & Cortina on our dime, probably to keep members of the team from speaking ill of Dear Leader. Guess they'll be avoiding the Piazzale Loreto (you may wanna look that one up).

"You know Bovino leaving won't st..." Yes I fucking know. I shipped 800 whistles across the country today. I'll ship another 500 tomorrow. I will not stop until they are stopped and also I will take the fucking W when one of their top fash fucks gets the boot.

DO NOT MAKE ME GET THE BADGE OUT, CHUCK!

Guess it's maybe time to get the Noem vs a head of lettuce memes fired up. Pissing off unions *never* ends well.

For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL: When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.

Its like Midway, El Alamein, or Stalingrad in WWII. For Star Wars types, this was Yavin. A big win, but not the one to end it. Still a long way to go.

The more it looks, the more it seems that Bovino and Noem are going to be the sacrificial lambs. They're still gonna continue and take the dog & pony show to other places. Yes, it's a win, but it's not done by any means.

Oh he's *done* done.