Messed around on 82-0. Did I do well?

Dude is already hated in NYC (and across the Tri-State for that matter) and he's gonna go to a Knicks game? Quite a choice. The amount of booing that's bound to happen is gonna make anything Reggie Miller got look like a standing ovation.

FCSP and Alexander Blessin part ways. To be totally honest, this was about 6 months too late.

For the "Corrupt CT Politician" Mount Rushmore, I think Stewart can officially join Ganim, Rowland, and Santopietro on it.

The definition of insanity is repeating the same thing over and over in the hope that it eventually works....

I want to be positive, but starting a man that a) hasn't gone beyond 45' in a match since December and b) didn't get minutes on a side that was kind of in a relegation battle is quite the choice here. Granted it's a warmup for the WC, but yeah....

As a member of the Hartford sports collective, these are the same feelings we harbor towards the Hurricanes. It's made us root for a former blood rival (Montreal) and now for a team with a starting goalie that has a *very, very, very* problematic past (Vegas) Fuck Peter Karmanos.

Watching both Arsenal PK misses being done by players doing a stutter step sure makes the case that a stutter step PK is a terrible idea.

..and we get PKs.

FT: Arsenal 1 - PSG 1 PSG had tons of chances, but couldn't cash anything in outside of Dembele's penalty. Feels like Lady Momentum is speaking French at the moment. Another 30' to (hopefully) settle things.

Wonder if Dembele converting that pen is the spark PSG needed....

PSG is completely out of sorts. Arsenal looking like the footy version of the 1995 New Jersey Devils out there.

HT: Arsenal 1 - PSG 0 Havertz with some brilliance early followed by PSG learning what the rest of the Prem knows when Arsenal has a lead. Luis Enrique gonna need a halftime talk on the level of the one before Barça's miracle at the Camp Nou...

PSG: getting frustrated with the ArtetaBall tactics on display. Prem League sides:

Safonov getting knocked silly may not be a good omen for PSG. Ask Liverpool supporters how that worked out with Karius in Kyiv back in 2019....

PSG recovering somewhat from that Havertz stunner. They're pressing up and starting to force the issue a bit.

Havertz with a SCREAMER. 1-0 Arsenal

BREAKING: The Be Sharps have announced they're not participating at Freedom 250

Can add Liverpool to the list of high profile manager spots available this offseason....

I can remember reading about another batshit insane despot that picked fights with Boston, NYC, and Philly at the same time in my US History class in HS.... It didn't end well for him.

Interesting to see what gets more pushback... The cap in general by the MLBPA. Or the basement by some of the cheap-asses among the owners (looking directly at the two dipshits squatting in Sacramento)

Many despised him after his infamous cheap shot on Kris Draper in 1996. My dislike came about a decade before. Series winning OT goal vs the Whalers. The surreal thing was that he brought in the torch for the Habs before Game 3 on Monday. www.nytimes.com/athletic/731...

"Dead Souls" - Nine Ince Nails "Hurt" - Johnny Cash "All Along The Watchtower" - Jimi Hendrix "The Man Who Sold The World" - Nirvana

Checking the roster values of the Relegation playoffs and it's damning statement about the 25-26 season went for the now relegated Wolfsburg. Expect a fire sale for the ages at the Volkswagen Arena this summer.

FT: Paderborn 2-1 Wolfsburg (Agg: 2-1 Paderborn) Welcome back to the Bundesliga, Paderborn! Wolfsburg down to the Zweite.

It's also a very telling reason as to why they were in the playoff in the first place and on the verge of being the first 16th placed Bundesliga side to go down since Stuttgart in 2019.

TOOOOOOR FÜR PADERBORN!!! Totally deserved the way this match has gone.

Wolfsburg have been on the defensive since they went down to 10 men. Paderborn being unable to cash in any chance outside of 1 is keeping Wolfsburg alive right now.

Wow. Paderborn is praying that doesn't come back and bite them square in the ass....

Paderborn and Wolfsburg with a spot in the Bundesliga on the line. First leg on Thursday in Wolfsburg was 0-0. All to play for today at the Home Deluxe Arena in Paderborn.

Doing this via email as opposed to a phone call feels really middle school/high school level of shit. Also really points towards Poch exiting stage right as soon as the USMNT gets eliminated.

Always said Steph Castle landed in the right spot when the Spurs drafted him.

TFW you just cashed in on a £230 million payday....

I'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com

Leaving Luna out over Reyna, who rode pine most of the year at Gladbach, is a head scratcher and a half.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: Nine Inch Nails Metallica Slayer Sepultura Disturbed Live Godsmack Me First & The Gimmie Gimmies Shinedown The Violent Femmes

Another view, I mean Castle just destroyed Hartenstein and the rim!

Wemby picking up the torch from Gregg Popovich. This dude and Steph Castle make rooting for San Antonio to get another ring a very easy call.

2-0 Chelsea. Spurs deciding to torture their fans even more by making Sunday really interesting....

Every Arsenal supporter in existence right now:

While City may see their chances at a title slide away, West Ham may have that glimmer of hope as Spurs are down 1-0 at Chelsea.

Seeing how fun the Sabres-Canadiens series has been, it's only fitting Game 7 is going to OT.

The Spanish cooking simulation game. Flan Turismo.

So Maresca's dream does come true after all...

It's a pity Pop retired because he would certainly have thoughts on this... Also, Go Spurs.

Getting one over on your crosstown rivals during their title celebration is some top tier trolling. 1860 Munich fans getting a parody Bayern logo tifo in during Yet Another Bayern Meisterschale Celebration. It reads: "FC Farmers, Sons of Whores" Well played, 1860...well played.

Nantes and Toulouse abandoned after 22' due to Nantes ultras storming the pitch. They were already relegated to Ligue 2 going into the final matchday in Ligue 1 and Toulouse were already safe. I get fan anger over bad ownership, but this ain't the way. Temper tantrums never end well.

West Ham loses 3-1 to Newcastle and now has to wait until Tuesday to see if they have anything to play for next Sunday. A Spurs draw with Chelsea virtually dooms them. A Spurs win seals it. A Spurs loss and next Sunday gets really really interesting.

So, West Ham-Millwall in the Championship next season?