Oh, look what I saw on the beach!

Three Reform leaflets attempted to be delivered (1 successful as it came by post and I didn't get the chance to shove it back at the canvasser), nothing from other parties. They really do have a lot of dodgy funding.

Well, no shit Sherlock... Rise in Speeding Fines Linked to More Drivers Breaking the Limit - BBC share.google/fzN9FgJiQlx2...

I don't even care about the attempted attack on the White House Correspondents Dinner. The White House press corps are as complicit in Trump's horrors as he and his administration are.

#Trump doesn't have a scooby how to do diplomacy.

Do not stop talking about the Epstein files!

Britain's Trump

Tbf, the Tories had 3 Prime Ministers, 4 Chancellors, 3 Foreign Secretaries, 3 Home Secretaries, 4 Lord Chancellors, 5 Health & Social Care, 5 Education, 3 Environment, 3 Levelling Up and 2 Defence Secretaries in the 16 months between July 2022 and November 2023 so he has a way to go yet.

Every morning I wake up hoping to see one of those BBC News homepage layouts that they reserve for special occasions..

And fuck off while you're at it...

I truly think that Trump and his cabal of corrupt clowns are so arrogant that they believe they are helping their 'allies'. Can Vance come and visit Farage before the local elections?

I don't blame it... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue...

When will the stupid end?

I get the Temu Demigod in the middle but what's with the Demogorgon at the top?

Fuck off Orban you loser piece of shit. You can take all your disingenuous twat friends with you. It's time the planet returned to the people and not the corrupt power hungry old men.

So Trump is going to blockade a Strait that's already blockaded? Right.

Jeez, all that death, destruction and money spent distracting everyone from the #EpsteinFiles and she goes and does this...

I think it's safe to say that both Israel and Russia have a copy of the Epstein Files and they will never be fully released or ever be deleted. They are too powerful. The nuclear bomb of kompromat. #epstein #trump #Israel #putin #iran

You can see how thin and fragile the shell of the atmosphere is. A fine veneer of all our breathable air that we are determined to fill with crap.

Quite proud of myself. A Re-form canvasser put a leaflet through our letterbox. I immediately opened the door and gave it back to him. He looked a bit disappointed.

The UK's security minister on the radio today saying that they're banning donations from abroad as they are managing British democracy by exerting control over political parties. Surely domestic donations seek to do the same?

Every night I go to bed in the hope that I'll wake up to the news that somewhere a certain artery finally succumbed to one too many burgers. Goodnight everyone.

Ah jeez. I just realised Nick Timothy is my MP. We had to suffer Cock HandMatt for so many years and now this. The morons around here will be happy if he jumps to Reform.

Self-awareness isn't something Liz Truss is known for...

Why the fuck is Crufts on?

Sorry, but who on earth is having sex with someone looking like that? Have some self respect!

What a difference a week makes. 7 days ago I was celebrating the Greens winning Gorton and Denton AND the news that #bbcghosts was coming back as a movie and now we're looking at destroyed schools and the prospect of WWIII. Fuck Trump.

When you rename the DoD the Department of War, it's pretty obvious what your intentions are. #Trump is starting wars so he can claim he's stopped them later and #Kegsbreath is a drunk guy in a bar picking fights with anyone he thinks looks funny. #iran #Venezuela #Ecuador #Epstein

Imagine how annoyed Trump will be when he finds out that there's another Middle Eastern country that keeps attacking its neighbours and killing innocent people, and already has nuclear weapons... #iran #trump #isreal

Marco Rubio: "We knew that there was going to be an Israeli action. We knew that that would precipitate an attack against American forces, and we knew that if we didn’t pre-emptively go after them before they launched those attacks, we would suffer higher casualties.” #iran #trump #madness

THIS 👇 HERE.......

Trump doesn't understand how timezones work...

Good day so far. #Green by election win, #bbcghosts are making a movie. Just waiting for the blood clot for the triple #feelgoodfriday

Wow.

I heard on #TheTrawl podcast the other day with @marina-purkiss.bsky.social and @jemmaforte.bsky.social someone say that Donald Trump was all four of the horrible children in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory rolled into one. He's also an Oompa Loompa.

Who's going to be the first Labour MP to try to defect to Reform? 💚

Oh no, look at the sad little hate-mongers. Bless 💚

Interesting that we face a very possible future where neither Labour or Conservative are the government or official opposition. #gorton #byelection

Something for Matt Goodwin... Green Day - Good Riddance 💚 youtu.be/CnQ8N1KacJc?...

Hope beats hate 💚 Congratulations @zackpolanski.bsky.social and team!

Everything that Andrew Windsor has allegedly done happened while he was a full member of the British royal family, surrounded by security with his every move monitored and arranged for him. Why isn't the whole organisation being investigated?

I'm going to start a new party called Reformation, to openly challenge the papacy and advocate for the teachings of Martin Luther, with a pale teal logo of a left pointing arrow...

I'm sure the Greens coming a close second will be the top story on the news for the next few days as it was when Reform did in that By-election.

Surely it's cheating for a skier to have three legs?