Starmer was wrong about Britain being an island of strangers. We're an island of bellends.

Does anyone know what Burnham's stance on Gaza is? Another 'friend of Israel'?

Whoever succeeds Starmer needs to get a grip on the chasm between what the public actually wants/needs and what the media and special interests say they need, and fast. If they don't, we'll end up with the same again until Farage is crowned by those very same interests and all hope will be gone.

Progressives in the UK need something more than "Rejoin the EU" to rally around. I've always been a huge advocate for getting our star back, and I'd be happy to adopt the Euro if necessary, but to bring the rest of the population along with us there has to be a home-grown ideology that builds trust.

The Right have successfully normalised and weaponised being an arsehole

It continually surprises me that Putin has got to this point in the war with Ukraine without dropping a nuke on Kyiv. He is mad and duluded enough. Trump won't retaliate. Europe would be upset.

Sarah Pochin should have looked at the actual stats: Domestic abuse reports increase by 38% when England lose a major tournament match. Domestic abuse reports increase by 26% when England win or draw. So yeah, keep on winning boys. Shameful from her. Violence against women must stop now.

National Rejoin March today. Tumbleweed on the BBC. Maybe they need to kick off like the racists do to get some publicity. #rejoin

Waiting for Nigel Facade to call for rage.... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

"That was a party election broadcast by Reform UK, sponsored by Andrew and Tristan Tate."

Bloody hell, there's a turn up for the books. I was absolutely sure he was going to go to the local comprehensive... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Surely Trump isn't going to claim a war that he started as one of the ones he's stopped? Why do I kid myself. Of course he will. He claimed he stopped wars that never existed and he had nothing to do with so why wouldn't he?

Because he's a talentless, tasteless, oafish bore without a trace of intelligence, humour and decency?

I'm an engineer and sucker for good design. Every time I'm at King's Cross station in London I take a picture of the roof of the booking hall.

Wow, he turns into an Oompah Loomp when he's angry

Clean up the UK media cesspit -> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/76...

I think there's so much AI generated material out there now that the models have started to feed on themselves. It's going to be a rapid positive feedback that will likely amplify all the traits, tropes and glitches that it produces. How long until it becomes totally unusable in a sea of slop?

Nigel Facade has missed 77 votes in parliament. He's shirking his responsibility again, let's force him to actually do his job.

Nigel Farage registered ‘absent’ from the last 77 votes in Parliament Official Parliamentary figures reveal that Reform leader Nigel Farage hasn't bothered to vote for anything in the last 11 weeks... www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/whe...

It's a very convoluted way of saying "I'm stupid"...

I signed and it suggested I tell my MP Nick Timothy about it. I think it would be more productive to crush my knob in a vice than anything that might arise from informing him. Please sign anyway.

Nigel Facade...

Repost with the Russian agent that spies on your posts

"No, not THOSE Russians, the OTHER Russians"

Fam is away so film night!

Not enough is made of #RobertJenrick’s conceded ‘apparent bias’ in blocking Tower Hamlets from getting £45m of tax from Richard Desmond’s deal. This elite access is far worse than Angela Rayner's personal tax oversight that she resigned over. open.substack.com/pub/merlinma...

I'm disappointed that my own book isn't on the list. I've not written it yet but they are just being defeatist in not encouraging me to get on with it.

I take solace in the fact that, given the length of time it takes to fulfil government contacts and the sheer levels of corruption involved, Trump won't live to see his vanity ballroom/bunker project realised. #trump #ballroom #bunker

The Cunt of Dodgy Crypto. Classic novel. #Farage

He's a stinky swamp twat

And why would they need that?

Thank goodness for Bangaranga 🇧🇬 #Eurovision #Bulgaria #Bangaranga

Slightly increase a band Stainless Steeleye Span

We have officially entered the end times...

So we know what Re-form are against, but I have no idea what they are for.

Oh, look what I saw on the beach!

Three Reform leaflets attempted to be delivered (1 successful as it came by post and I didn't get the chance to shove it back at the canvasser), nothing from other parties. They really do have a lot of dodgy funding.

Well, no shit Sherlock... Rise in Speeding Fines Linked to More Drivers Breaking the Limit - BBC share.google/fzN9FgJiQlx2...

I don't even care about the attempted attack on the White House Correspondents Dinner. The White House press corps are as complicit in Trump's horrors as he and his administration are.

#Trump doesn't have a scooby how to do diplomacy.

Do not stop talking about the Epstein files!

Britain's Trump

Tbf, the Tories had 3 Prime Ministers, 4 Chancellors, 3 Foreign Secretaries, 3 Home Secretaries, 4 Lord Chancellors, 5 Health & Social Care, 5 Education, 3 Environment, 3 Levelling Up and 2 Defence Secretaries in the 16 months between July 2022 and November 2023 so he has a way to go yet.

Every morning I wake up hoping to see one of those BBC News homepage layouts that they reserve for special occasions..

And fuck off while you're at it...

I truly think that Trump and his cabal of corrupt clowns are so arrogant that they believe they are helping their 'allies'. Can Vance come and visit Farage before the local elections?