At the end of the movie 'Dave' Vice President Vance is made President after the President dies from a stroke, which is after a double has been standing in for him while he was in a coma. Trump is dead and the person we see is an imposter.

If Trump wants to seize banned oil tankers he can go after Russia's shadow fleet. Anyone? Bueller? Trump?

1/ 🚨 Conspiracy theories about the 2024 election miss the bigger picture. The truth? It wasn’t one night, one hack, or one fraud. It was a system rigged in plain sight – right in front of us. The playbook was out in the open for years. But hardly anyone paid attention. Here’s how they did it... 🧵

Sign this petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy. #StandWithUkraine #3E The government responds to petitions with over 10,000 signatures, and at 100,000 signatures the petition is eligible for a parliamentary debate. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...

BREAKING NEWS: Racist politician who built career on getting racists to vote for him turns out to have always been a racist.

What I don't get, when they say millionaires would all leave if we made them pay the tax they owe, is why they haven't gone already? They can literally live anywhere in the world they want to, right now but yet here they are. In wet, grey, broken Britain.

So Trump's team has finished 'sanitising' the #Epstein files.

Let's play a game of "spot the sociopath"...

Has Google Gemini got more stupid? I use it for writing test code and it use to be fine. Now it seems to run out of context window much more quickly. Are they they managing expectations ahead of Gemini 3 coming out? Make 2.5 worse so 3 seems a whole lot better?

A sad indictment of our society that, in reporting on the horrific stabbing on a train last night, the police had to point out and reinforce that the people they have arrested were born in Britain.

That's Peace Prize stuff right there...

Seems legit... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I wonder why Little Tommy Ten Names isn't standing outside Royal Lodge with his bunch of happy flagshaggers protesting that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor isn't being brought to trial...

If everyone taxed millionaires, they have to live somewhere...

That's the kind of "one in, one out" policy I can get behind...

Wait... they're still being paid?!

He'll be allowed to keep the title "Andrew, Prince of Nonces"

92% of Reform's funding between the 2019 and 2024 elections came from climate science deniers and fossil fuel interests. We need that recoil.

Can she only raise it on those that voted for this shit show?

This is obviously a cry for help. Elon is so far down the rabbit hole he knows only the Army can drag him to rehab...

To the tune of Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven Is A Place On Earth": "You know we're all so sick of your hate" "You're not really part of the human race" "Oh, Kirsty, what's gone wrong with your face?" "You really lost in the botox race!" Not sure where that's from. Maybe it was chanted in Portland.

Trump was today years old when Osama bin Laden attacked the World Trade Centre?

5 things Brits believe to be true, but arent: 1. Crime rates are rising rapidly Reality: Crime rates in the UK have been broadly stable or declining for most types of crime since the mid-90s, though some offences like knife crime have fluctuated regionally hackney.moderngov.co.uk/documents/s6...

There is zero prospect of the US having free and fair elections going forward.

Fix Brexit? Ditch Brexit! #FixBrexitDitchBrexit

I'm a wavering Green/LD voter but would switch to Labour if they called out Brexit's failings, pinned it on Farsge and started the process of rejoining. I suspect so would many others.

So, you're so patriotic that you'll climb up a rickety ladder on a motorway bridge to hang a St George's flag on a lamppost, which you have never even thought of doing your whole life, while supporting someone who is funded by Russia, appears on their TV and takes orders from a corrupt US president?

I took myself off to our local airbase this morning. Last day before I go back to work full time after my heart attack so felt like I deserved a treat.

So this whole #Rapture thing - I'm assuming that enough gullible idiots signed over all of their worldly possessions to 'The Church of the Almighty Saviour, Our Father (inc)' or whatever to make the elaborate con worthwhile?

Nigel Facade shouldn't worry about my wife having right to remain in the UK. We'll both be leaving the UK if he gets in, taking our skills in engineering and teaching, and our higher-rate tax payments with us.

So Trump's excuse for spouting utter drivel at the UN was that the teleprompter was broken? If I was at the UN giving a speech and the teleprompter broke, I don't think I would go completely batshit like he did. I know not to make an arse of myself in public. The great orator!

Did I miss the Rapture again?! FFS.

It failed under the weight of his ego. Or the weight of his stinky ass.

I feel a Room Next Door coming on @michaelspicer.bsky.social

Do all popularists become authoritarians? Erdogan, Orbán, Trump... Farage?

"90 days", "50 days", "two weeks", "later" Never. He never mentions it again where Putin is concerned. He tries to talk like a strong man against Russia but it's all just delay so that Putin can carry on murdering.

How long before Trump's cronies start censoring YouTube?

Someone needs to put a new light-bulb in Melania.

And you can piss off back to America.

I think we all know who the 'Christian' Right in the US will make into their biggest martyr. Arranging for Trump to go would let their little puppet Vance in and give them the ultimate excuse to go after their opponents. Watch out America, it's coming. They will stop at nothing.

So let me see if I have this right, the same Republicans who are saying Charlie Kirk was murdered for exercising his freedom of speech because he said things some didn’t like, are punishing people for exercising their freedom of speech because they said things they didn’t like?

I'm not sure I'm understanding this correctly but is there now a war between the Incels and the Groypers to find out who are the saddest losers on the planet?

Jeff who?

I'd like my country back. Back from the grifters, the con men, the narcissists. Back from the morons, the violent, the racists. Back from the brink, the edge, the far right. Back to kindness, compassion, tolerance, acceptance, innovation, inclusion, happiness. I'd like my country back.

Does anyone know what Nigel Facade's position on Gaza is?

I don't condone what happened to Charlie Kirk, or political violence in general, but he did.

I don't understand all this interest and hysteria from all sides of the political spectrum when this was in the news seemingly for a few minutes in June and is now entirely inconsequential to anyone outside their unfortunate families. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If Nigel Farage is the next Prime Minister.. Because Reform won over 325 MPs with just 25-30% of the vote (likely 15-20% of the electorate… THEN WILL PEOPLE GET IT? Our elections don’t work. And it’s now a national security issue. Patriots want fair votes. TheMovementForward.com/profilepics/

"He's a dedicated follower of fascists" 🎶