Maybe it's because my house is without power until 10pm tomorrow evening, or maybe it's because of the flooding my friends in Washington and Oregon have been experiencing, or maybe it's because of yet another shooting at Brown University, but DOWNLOAD A DISASTER PREPAREDNESS GUIDE. www.hazadapt.com

It's art drop time! And both @itscherrycat.bsky.social and @rhudraws.bsky.social continue to blow me away with their amazing art! Want to see more spicy art? Uncensored art is available to Full Mastery patrons over on p/atreon, and I'm doing a discount on first month subscribers until the 5th!

Sitting out Black Friday for all the reasons but still wanna scratch the itch? Support some incredible indie authors! Like… @cozydubois.bsky.social @alexp336.bsky.social @mnbennetauthor.bsky.social @vesperdoom.com @danifinnwrites.bsky.social @aletheafaust.bsky.social #booksky 📚 #queersky 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

This Halloween, the devil gets his due at the Crux! (okay, he's an incubus, but are we really going to split hairs?) Part 2 of Mistakes Have Been Made is now up on P/atreon! The final part will be posted in the next few days!

Four years ago today I published the book that I had no idea would change my life. Now, four bestsellers, some viral videos, and a whole lot of work later, I'm living my dream of being a full time writer. All because I took some good advice and published a book I though no one would ever read.

Initiation, Sex Wizards book 1 is FREE August 25th-27th! If you want to read the magic where it began, you can start here! books2read.com/sexwizards

Seriously, I canNOT with how good this is!! His face! The bow and arrows! The glow of the focuses! I. AM. OBSESSED. Thank you for making my whole day @itscherrycat.bsky.social !!

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You didn't think we'd forget about you two, did you? All payment processors get love! :) While Mastercard and Visa are drowning, these two have been feeling a bit neglected. u_u stop-paypros.neocities.org #SaveSpeech

I am writing two characters playing anal bead tug-o-war, because even if this series is epic fantasy, it is still Sex Wizards.

How to get a career in art. 1) Be hyper-obbessive about working and push yourself past the point of burnout. 2) Get lucky. It's a combo of the two or sometimes just one.

How's my day going you ask?

Few vet offices would be playing Cocaine Country Dancing over their speakers, but mine sure as hell is.

✨COVER REVEAL✨ Misfit is coming July 31st! Grab your preorder now! books2read.com/misfit The Wolf became a wizard. The wizard became Grandmaster. Learn about Arlon's early days at the Crux on July 31st!

When I was (lovingly) bullied into self pubbing a spicy, queer fantasy series, I never imagined I'd be offered representation, but that's exactly what @keiralekseii.bsky.social at Azantian did. I can't wait to work with her to make even more queer ✨magic✨

It's finally happened. After 5+ years writing this series, I finally had a Sex Wizards dream. AND IT WASN'T EVEN SEXY

Don't know what to expect from the Sex Wizards series? Well, I don't know if this will help or just confuse you more, but maybe you'll want to pick up Initiation all the same. books2read.com/sexwizards

There is not a force more stupid or dangerous than mediocre white people, stg.

"Oh, so you just made a Dutch baby from scratch with some homemade whipped cream and fresh berries?" Me:... "You're actually a hobbit."

Thank you to the organizers, volunteers, authors, vendors, and attendees who made this weekend absolutely AMAZING!! I've had so many wonderful conversations, met so many amazing people, and am heading back to Colorado with my queer little heart so full.

*sigh* This song is many things but feel-good isn't one of them.

Did you love the sweet, submissive half-orc healer from the Sex Wizards series? Then read his origin story in Starshine! books2read.com/Star-shine

My dyslexic ass uses the text to speech function on Scrivener to help with edits, and every so often it gives me gems like "cuck" being pronounced "cook"

Eluveitie has a new album out, and no one TOLD ME?!

I love Colorado, but it never becomes more apparent that I'm allergic to the whole damn state than when I return from a trip.

Random things heard in my house on a Sunday: "Don't grind on me too hard, I got eggs in my pocket."

What happens when you're tied up under the Grandmaster's desk for the day? You get your throat trained. Desk Toy - and new short featuring Arlon and Dom is now available on Patreon! #spicybooks #patreonexclusives #sexwizards

I was actually able to reach a person at Lauren Boebert's DC office, which means #Colorado District 4 isn't harassing her nearly enough. Might I suggest 5calls.org?

I'm being driven mad by the wind, so I should be excused from work today.

Hey #indiebookstores! If you're looking to add some magic and spice to your shelves, I have wholesale copies of my books available! I've worked with a few indie bookstores and would love to work with more 💜

Bruh, I fucking WISH I was getting paid to protest. Instead, I gave up my whole ass Saturday to drive an hour and a half to my state's Capitol to yell my social anxiety away with thousands of other people.

Explaining Scholar and the Scoundrels poorly: When you get screwed over by your goddess and patron so you go on the fantasy equivalent of Rumspringa.

Things my partner says: I need you to put on the Sad Robot playlist STAT. (The Sad Robot playlist for anyone curious open.spotify.com/playlist/73J... )

Scholar and the Scoundrels vibes be like

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all my fellow trans and nonbinary folks! But why stop at just visible? Let's become ungovernable.

I love that "wizard time" has come to mean smoking weed. Feels really appropriate. Anyway, if you want a different sort of wizard time, check out my Sex Wizards series. books2read.com/sexwizards

I wish March Madness had just remained a sports thing instead of a statement about the world at large.

Things my partner says: You know what's fucking wild to me? That you can just buy a horse. This was said while petting the horse that I have owned for 5 years.

He’s got the build of an adventurer, thick in ways that make me wonder where would be soft and where would be hard if I were to grab him. Not that I would. Obviously. Chapters of Scholar and the Scoundrels, a brand new polyam fantasy romance are now up on Patreon! www.patreon.com/c/aletheafaust

Amazon KDP Customer Service: Please give a detailed description of the damage, pictures of the damage, pictures of the barcode in the back, pictures of your firstborn, and pictures of your last humiliating drunk night. Also, you can only upload 10 pictures and you have to do them all individually.

Feeling ready to run for office yourself? @runforsomething.net will help you get started. runforwhat.net

I've always said that Sex Wizards is like if non-transphobic Hogwarts met your h0rniest Dungeons & Dragons campaign, so where do the Crux wizards fall on the alignment chart? Haven't made the jump into Sex Wizards yet? You can start here! books2read.com/sexwizards

The year is 2074. The rapture happened 20 years ago. Global warming has been reversed, the patriarchy has been dismantled, governmental corruption is a thing of the past, and birth control pills are free, easily accessible, and now come in six different flavors.

*closes my many news tabs* haha, wow, what a time for all my hard work and dreams to finally be coming true

Literally how future Sex Wizards plot lines are created

The fact that Musk has lost $100B over the last month but is still the wealthiest person on Earth and financially unharmed in the slightest—all while wealth and income inequality is worse now than it was after the Great Depression—is Exhibit A on why we need to tax billionaires out of existence.

Boycotting Amazon? Good. F@ck 'em. Just remember that a lot of indie authors are beholden to the 'Zon gods (myself included), and we're feeling it. But you know what a lot of indie authors also have? Their own storefronts. Mine's at www.aletheafaust.com, and it has stuff you CAN'T get on 'Zon!

Yanno, the difference between a kidnapping and a jailbreak is really in the eye of the beholder.