Still having fun imagining the heads of the critters who’d have Punisher-type skulls. Probably something like a diplodocus. I understand these dorks think it looks like Immortan Joe, but it looks like a fucked-up duck to me.

Hurting animals is Big Psycho, but huge imagination fail not to train dogs to compete at something else. Imagine an underground venue decorated by Guy Richie, you say the pass-phrase through a slit in an armored door and enter onto a circular caged balcony looking down onto a match of DOG LASER TAG.

I watched this clip before Bouie’s post, and my first reaction was “oh, this is a female incel.” It’s perfectly fine to make fun of the appearance of people whose appearance is their personality.

I don’t know what everyone’s complaining about, I thought Hegseth killed this speech. youtu.be/QD9QAAEfQEA?...

We need to cancel White Lotus and bring back Entourage, it’ll halve the US’ carbon footprint.

You know the redneck Iraq veteran who shot-up and burned-down a Mormon church is MAGA because Mangione’s people understand how insurance works and would never have given those pedos the pay day.

Sincere love and wishes for Lola Young, who just fainted on-stage and had to be rushed off, after nailing her set but bantering about a devastating week.

I don’t really have a problem with Hegseth allowing the war criminals of Wounded Knee to keep their medals, was somebody proposing we dig those corpses up? Slap a McDonalds on them or something, everyone wins.

They’re coming for my gay Sims!

Hell yeah

Brooklyn

The premise “journalist who keeps asking unanswered questions” is insane and hilarious, get in.

A non-lazy person should do the “come and take it” flag with a plate of pasta in the center. Also, Spain should invent a national food that starving people would want to eat.

My grandfather bombed Nazis in N Africa. He was dope, but he was sadly not Antifa. He fought for the USA, and for our national allies. Antifa is a much holier crusade than that, and only civilians can wear the patch. Gamps has a plot in Arlington, he doesn’t even want to join.

I survived this wedding reception. Both Cybertrucks owned by the same fabulously wealthy Connecticut matron, who told me she’s long been a Tesla fan even though her previous models were all “lemons” and required constant maintenance, because ‘FSD’ helps her drive drunk. Swear to my dog she said this

Staten, if you help elect Mamdani I promise to visit your park and patronize a restaurant or two.

The priest who officiated my wedding a decade ago isn’t picking-up my calls today. Rapture confirmed: if you’re still here that means God hates you.

Timeline cleanse.

Idk who needs to hear this, but cars are just a type of motorcycle.

i said it sounds like he's just feeding bribes to republicans and then his ADA started crying

What did he mean by this?

Does Netanyahu always refer to Israelis as “Judeo-Christians”?

Woody Allen says he’s voting for Andrew Cuomo.

I WAS ASSURED THE STAR WARS PEOPLE HAD STOPPED FASCISM! 😤

The best counter example, the US cop who caught Ted Bundy and several other serial killers, was the basis for Silence of the Lambs and Mindhunter (legit a very smart pig), at the end of the day all he did was invent the shared database for cross-referencing tips across law enforcement groups.

Do peep the quote posts tho.

Hakeem Jeffries staff member picked up for the first time in months if you want to register your discontent.

Hasta la victoria siempre, Nellie Bly.

What an excellent life. Thanks for leaving this planet better than you found it, man.

If you want to think deep thoughts on the flimsy “we need a leftist version of” proposition, dive into the work of Jim Jeffries.

I don’t believe any of your mothers are texting you about groypers.

I apologize to my loyal followers. Fake news. This is the statue.

Jesus, they’ve already made a Charlie Kirk statue for the WH?

The French are subtweeting us.

Hope everyone saying “political violence is bad” has Charlie Kirk’s mind-opening experience soon too.

Syed is every non-white cop. “FOX says I’m worthless so I’m going to dedicate my life to earning FOX’s respect.” Whoops. Hope killing a bunch of your cousins in Pakistan was worth it.

Why haven’t leading Dems condemned this shooting yet?

Is this your god?

Now that war comes to you, you feel very different. You deprecate its horrors, but did not feel them when you sent car-loads of soldiers and ammunition, and moulded shells and shot, to desolate the homes of hundreds and thousands of good people who only asked to live in peace

The existence of Nazi officials in the US is a threat to all human life here. I believe self-defense is an inalienable right.

I remember seeing ‘Escape From New York’ the first time and having trouble suspending “what could they possibly be eating in there?” Assume Netanyahu had a similar experience.

Famous musicians should warn us 1 fiscal quarter before they die, so when we all stream their music they can still use that royalty cash on sex and drugs, go out like God intended.

The lead-up to the Civil War all over again. The Republican Party, founded to limit slaveowner power, could have been Abolitionist (Seward), but went with Centrism (Lincoln). War barely “won”, slavery never fully banned, and now the GOP is united for the expansion of slaveowner power.

At long last, we have discovered the cursed tomb of the original Dancing Queen.

An Inconvenient Truth: the real spice of life is Aframomum melegueta.

Time to provision ourselves now, lads. Capes are no longer required because the other guys ruined torches, but we got t-shirts!

Trump denies he's meddling in the NYC mayoral election but then within seconds admits that "I would like to see two people drop out and have it be one on one, and I think that's a race that could be won"

This is, regrettably, the funniest post on this website.