I work at a reception desk and today asked one of our clients what he did for #Shavuot this year. He replied that he's a Christian and so he doesn't celebrate Shavuot. 1/3

I’m very disappointed that Christian-American #HeritageMonth #XAHM was canceled this year! 1/3

I'm at least as confused about Yom Saint Patrick Ha'Kadosh as the grocery store has been selling chocolate gelt. Maybe it's actually Christian Chanukkah?

I’m a little confused. At first I thought Mardi Gras was the Christian Purim. Then I thought Yom Saint Patrick Ha’Kadosh was the Christian Purim. So which #holiday is ACTUALLY the Christian Purim? #chag #chagim #holidays #MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Really fascinating. Had a student who brought in chocolate hearts today. They must have confused tu b'shvat and tu b'av!

Rings true.

My daughter's teacher had this solution: give non-celebrating kids a gragger and their own table in the corner. (A warning against excessive noise was also given.)

“How do you address children who don’t celebrate Tu Bishvat, Purim, or Pesach?" 1/12

Join us in celebrating the grand opening of the Pastor Anton Bishop Memorial Bridge! 🎉🌿 The event takes place this Firstday ("Sunday") morning, from 10 AM - 1 PM. Enjoy free food, community activations, and the chance to be part of this special moment. #inclusive #ally #MedinatAmerica = #Satire

I don’t see a problem.

Their calendar is so confusing, with observances bouncing around from year to year! I don’t know why they can’t just adopt the normal calendar like everyone else

Happy Rosh Chodesh and Hanukkah to EVERYONE! Eid al-Banat sameach to all my girls out there! And a happy Feast of the Circumcision to those who celebrate! #diversity #inclusivity #diverse #inclusive #ally #chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #greeting #MedinatAmerica

Play #Strands! #HowDoYouSpellIt Find hidden words and uncover the day’s theme. Theme words fill the board entirely. No theme words overlap. Find the “spangram"; it describes the puzzle’s theme and touches two opposite sides of the board. It may be two words. 1/3

Play #Strands! Find hidden words and uncover the day’s theme. Theme words fill the board entirely. No theme words overlap. Find the “spangram"; it describes the puzzle’s theme and touches two opposite sides of the board. It may be two or three words. #NewYorkTimes #MedinatAmerica = #Satire 1/2

#DearParents of Benedict Bautista, Thank you for sharing your concerns regarding Benedict's #attendance. We fully support students and families observing their #religious #holidays and want to ensure you and Benedict each feel comfortable and #respected. 1/8

#DearBatsheva, I have an #unusual #name that is a bit hard to pronounce. It’s a name that reflects my Christian #cultural #heritage and it’s important to me. This is a tough time of year because everyone calls me “Chanukah” as a joke and laughs as if it’s hilarious. 1/5

#DearBatsheva, Most of our office’s employees are remote, and at this dark time of year we like to share the spirit of the season. 1/9

Dear TechCenter Colleagues, We know you’ve all been working hard to finish the quarter with a bang, and TechCenter management wants to reward you for all of your hard work! 1/4

#DearParents, Just a reminder of our #school's #holiday #spirit #week theme days for this week! #HappyHolidays! #PublicSchool #MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Wishing EVERYONE a Chodesh Kislev tov. And a happy "December" to those who celebrate. #MedinatAmerica

Shabbat Shalom and Sigd sameach to EVERYONE! ⛰️☂️ Melkam sigid Beal! Wishing those of you fasting an easy and meaningful fast. What are you doing for this holiday Shabbat? Any good local hikes? #MedinatAmerica

Wishing a meaningful fast to those fasting for YKK today, and a Yom Hodu sameach to those who observe! #diversity #inclusivity #diverse #inclusive #ally #chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #greeting #MedinatAmerica

Don’t you hate it when #autocorrect changes ‘shave’ to shavua? #MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Hey Queens, it's not Kislev yet, not even Shloshim-Yom-Kodem-HaChag. These Chanukah decorations and music just keep going up earlier and earlier 🤷‍♀️🕎 Re: @jewwhohasitall.bsky.social

SHUL UP!

Don’t you hate it when #autocorrect changes ‘modem’ to mo’adim? #MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Don’t you hate it when #autocorrect changes ‘shut’ to shul? #MedinatAmerica = #Satire

EVERYONE, please remember to schedule your Yom Hodu meal for after sunset this year, on the evening of Cheshvan 28th instead of during daylight hours of Cheshvan 27th, in consideration of those observing Yom Kippur Katan. 1/2

Yom Election sameach! #Vote

Don't you hate it when #TextToSpeech changes "suck" to schach? #MedinatAmerica = #Satire

My favorite #TotallySecular song for the season! youtu.be/9AisZ9GxCsA...#TotallySecular #MedinatAmerica = #Satire

How fast did we ALL get Sixthday’s #NYTimes #SpellingBee pangram? #MedinatAmerica = #Satire

🌈 #ShabbatShalom and Chodesh Marcheshvan tov to EVERYONE! What are your plans for this #Shabbat? #GoodShabbos #Shabbos #GutShabbes #Shabbes #AlegreShabat #Shabat #BuenShabat #שבתאליגרי #שבתשלום #שבת #אגוטשבת #شباتشالوم #IxXabbatItTajjeb #샤바트샬롬 #шабатшалом #安息日のシャローム #安息日平安

Dear Teachers, Reminder: Other cultures’ / religions' holidays may only be acknowledged during OUR holiday season. Now that Tishrei is ending, there is to be no more holiday talk until next year's holiday season. 1/2

I received some requests from Christian customers to carry items for their holidays. So I stocked this really huge shelf full of stuff! 1/2

How is EVERYONE doing now that #TheHolidays are over? Any big rest & relaxation plans for the first normal #Shabbat since last year?? #FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion #chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #greeting #TheHolidaySeason #HolidaySeason #MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Good #YomTov to EVERYONE! (I’m not actually online right now because of the #chag, but I don’t judge. #MedinatAmerica 🇺🇸 is a #pluralistic country and one’s observance is between themselves and Hashem!) #chagim #holiday #holidays #greeting #FreedomOfReligion #FreedomFromReligion #Satire

Mo’adim l’simcha to EVERYONE! How has #TheHoliday been treating you? (Are you all ready for #TheHolidays to simply be over? Stay strong, we have only a few more days to go before #TheHolidaySeason is finally over!) #chag #holiday #holidays #HolidaySeason #TisTheSeason #MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Dear Teachers, We received complaints for not recognizing the Christian holiday of Yom Saint Francis Ha’Kadosh in our holiday greetings. Last we checked, this holiday was on Tishrei 19th but in fact the holiday does NOT follow normal dates and follows a Christian religious calendar... 1/3

Wishing EVERYONE a meaningful #YomKippur and #ShabbatShalom! And Meaningful #Holidays to the rest of you. #MedinatAmerica = #Satire 1/3

Don’t you hate it when #autocorrect changes ‘pontiff’ to ‘yontif’? (For those who are not familiar, ‘pontiff’ is the Christian chief Christian rabbi.) #MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Shabbat Shuva Shalom to EVERYONE! And #HappyHolidays to the rest of you. (I scheduled this #greeting bc I’m not actually online on #YomTov, nor on #Shabbat, but no judgment if you are! I’ll be back on Firstday.) 1/3

Shana tova to EVERYONE! And #HappyHolidays to the rest of you. #chag #chagim #holiday #holidays #greeting #TheHolidays #TheHolidaySeason #HolidaySeason #TisTheSeason #ItsTheMostWonderfulTimeOfTheYear #MostWonderfulTime #RH #RoshHashanah #RoshHashana # #MedinatAmerica = #Satire

"Show veterans Andy Samberg (as Harris' husband, Doug Emhoff) and Dana Carvey (as President Joe Biden) shared the stage with Rudolph. "Samberg's Emhoff... 1/2

What is your “new fruit” going to be on the second day of #RoshHashanah this year? #chag #holiday #MedinatAmerica

Wishing my six (6) Christian friends and all my Christish followers a merry Yom Michael Ha’Kadosh v’Kol Ha’Malachim! #ally #chag #holiday #greeting

Wishing my Bahá'í friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Feast of Mashíyyat! #chag #holiday #greeting

Hooray, apple spice seltzer is finally here! I don't care if it means I'm basic, I look forward to apple spice #season all year long. #Holidays #TheHolidays #TheHolidaySeason #HolidaySeason #MostWonderfulTime #RH #RoshHashanah #RoshHashana #HighHolyDays #HighHolidays #MedinatAmerica = #Satire

Wishing my Sunni and Ibadi Muslim friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Mawlid an-Nabī! #chag #holiday #greeting

Wishing my Jain friends and followers who are observing, all the best this Samvatsari and an easy & meaningful fast to those fasting! May all living beings grant you forgiveness. Wishing peace, harmony, and prosperity for all. #chag #holiday #greeting