Long time jerker first time buster

a barista shares their condolences or envy or whatever

ah yeah. that.

PORN FLAVORED BEER #sona

need a girl who I start dating because she catcalled me

Desktop Buddy

something about depicting the fates in greek mythology as three gossipy old women always works, It’s so fitting and I love it, shoutout hercules (1997) and percy jackson and the sea of monsters (2013) for depicting them in the best way possible

Saw shoenice show up on my tiktok and it felt like seeing buggy the clown post timeskip

Far Too Hungry

whenever i relapse on overwatch i have a few matches where I actually brutalize the entire enemy team and I feel so bad i stop playing for a minute

Saw this in an instagram comment section. I genuinely believe people like this should be put into a pillory and have rotten tomatoes thrown at them

Re watching Nyan~ neko sugar girls and realizing this is probably the best piece of satirical media ever created

I fw going to the dentist bc like, they stick their fingers in my mouth and tell me how great i’m doing. yes ma’am please tell me more about your day while you firmly grasp my jaw and dig around in my mouth, I am all ears.

My top 5 favorite videos of all time in no particular order

You cannot do this to me

as rough as i’ve had it for the past five years, i used to be annoying as fuck, I needed the Character development

Audrey called me a “Sleeper furry” and I gotta change that, I will be commissioning art soon…

Amateur Photographer

Every Normalsville Ferris comic is just this image.

i love old car seat headrest and how will’s stupid 16 year old self mixed 90% of his shit with probably far too much treble

MARK!! MARK! ITS NOT 67 GAS POWERED GENERATORS, IT’S 35!! MAARK

markiplier fell for a fucking 67 joke on his stream i’m losing it

QUIT HATING YOURSELF, LOVE YOURSELF. ENRICH YOUR BRAIN, LEARN A NEW SKILL. LISTEN TO THAT ALBUM YOU HAVEN’T LISTENED TO YET. LEARN TO COOK. READ A GOOD BOOK. LOVE YOURSELF 🙏🙌

when i was a kid i used to be afraid of penne pasta because i thought it would bite my tongue when i ate it

just got a fucking text from spamton g spamton

Hulk Hogan died, horrible day for middle aged men who don’t pay child support

y’all ever get food from somewhere and you can just tell it was made with HATE

James Gunn is proof that superhero movies can be good, GIVE THIS MAN THE WHOLE FRANCHISE ATP HE KNOWS WHAT HE’S DOING

New tyler

Holy fucking shit

Reversable 2

Reddit as a platform is great but everyone who uses it so definitely has a stick up their ass, every single post is just “Hey guys check out this cool new thing I got today!” and most comments are chill but there’s always some dude like: “This shit sucks, you should’ve gotten what i got. fuck you.”

Opened my twitter for two seconds and saw object show angst. how do you even do that

Lmk

Aw man…

Youtube poops never really died, they’ve definitely been reborn, go on tiktok or instagram reels and scroll for like a minute. they do still exist, just in a different form.

this picture of billy corgan is making me fucking giggle he looks like uncle fester

Lord forgive me i’m making a new shoegaze playlist

every 50~ years there’s a new cooking appliance that heats shit up rlly good and it gets popularized in homes and i think ours for the 2020s is the AIR FRYER, the 70s had microwaves, the 20s had like, ovens or something and before that it was lowkey just a pot over a fire because nobody wanna fw gas

Second degree burns be damned, I WILL grab the chicken that i just pulled out of the deep fryer only 4 seconds ago, i need it.

Autistic transfems when it comes to being rlly knowledgeable about a somewhat niche form of technology

Lola’s top 5 beer ranking 5. Natty Lite. Gross. 4. IPAs. they’re good, just so strong 3. PBR. Good and yummy, just kinda watery 2. Miller High Life. Goated beer 1. Busch. Ichor of the gods, basic beer taste but you just can’t beat a well rounded beer, god bless

how it feels to be loved

just picked an awesome fucking booger