“Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed." is -how do we Americans say? Ridiculous upon it's face. 🤔

I'm a little concerned that the Psychopath in charge of the Defense Department has figured out that he can kill random people if he convinces the FLOTUS that there is possibly something in it for him. 🤔

My last Christmas joke and let's face it, there are other ways they could have decorated these trees if they wanted. 😂

Clean up in the liquor section...again.

Pot Luck Dinner with MAGA relatives. 😂

I Stand With Ukraine... #SlavaUkraini

Maybe you should listen to the old man with the unexpectedly high pitched voice. 😂

😲

Maybe don't imagine it; bc now I have a huge craving that can never be satisfied.

"Did you get any pictures from your day out?"

Oddly enough, Huge Yakman has never been a Marvel character. But I could be wrong.

I'm hoping the experiment doesn't do anything too crazy this weekend. I just picked up some jokes to share.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Another Weird Week Christmas File Dump Edition

Seasons greetings.

Make it make sense.

What the heck is going on? I'm frustrated that every news report that I find about an attack in Nigeria starts out tRUMP said. I haven't found anything that says that it actually happened. I would expect that this would bring congress back? I haven't seen any video.

It's a Christmas miracle! 😂

The cat loves you until the first empty Christmas present box is tossed aside. 🙄

After the video the DOJ put out and then took down when it was revealed a fake. Despite the postcard where he allegedly write about "taking the short way home", that was also revealed to be a fake; I am more convinced than ever.

This is one of our favorites!

Merry Christmas Eve

Another unsolicited recipe. Chef's kiss.

The DOJ released a video said to show Epstein’s suicide, then pulled it after it was identified as fake.

HahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhHahahahahahhahahahahahhaha OMG WHAT A DAMN PATHETIC TINY CLOWN BOY

Santa is going to be busy this year.

BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...

Even the republiCONS know to expect exactly the opposite of what he said.

How is Abbott and republiCONS getting away with pushing Turning Point into Texas High Schools without someone pointing out that this is, yet ANOTHER, attempt to steal future elections and STOP THEM? FFS! 🤬

Damn I wish he posted more on Bsky!

The biggest white supremacist in this country is now black everywhere he appears. 🤔

You can hide; but, the hiding reveals you.

GOP Rep. Elise Stefanik announces retirement.

This criminal administration keeps pushing to see how much it can get away with. It is time to say THIS is the line that you cannot cross without being held accountable for your countless criminal actions. 🤬

ME. Evertime I see someone cursing the idiots that voted for this H3ll. (You are right, @geekwiththat.bsky.social )

🚨UPDATE ON EPSTEIN FILES

She wants to make him Sofa King.

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That wasn’t an address, that was a MAGA propaganda infomercial wordsalad featuring a pathological lying criminal fucking psychopath.

Wow! I had to go dig out this old thing. 😂

Does anyone else feel like this address is off? I was in another room when it started and I had to go look to make sure it was him. Something is off about his voice. As continue to listen I am wondering: Where's all the half sentences? Is this AI?