// seeing this one floating around again. it’d be fun :)

It was. Then they started saying it was airborne. Thankfully, the military had it locked down before it could get worse. There were some rumors of people immune to it. Carriers. I think they got swept up by the military, too.

T-Virus outbreaks are bad. No doubt about that. The Green Flu, however.. Glad that bug got squashed before it could spread.

// me: oh boy! i can't wait to open l4d2 and have fun! also l4d2:

// I haven’t played DBD in forever but everytime I do play I somehow manage to piss off twitch streamers. played myers one time, hooked this person ONCE and they rq’d so out of curiosity i looked them up and ig they were a prolific rage quitter to the point of deleting stream vods for no reports

Thanks, kid. You’re not too bad with a knife, yourself.

The Fog is a fickle thing. But when the Entity calls for a hunt, a hunt is what it’ll get.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀i see you everywhere. ⠀⠀

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Come on, do you really think I keep it on 24/7?

I - yes. I have a normal head. There is, indeed, a face under this mask. Doesn’t mean I’m willing to show it, though.

I’d hope it looks normal. Might’ve taken a few knocks here and there, sure, but..

Gee.. thanks. I really appreciate the concern.

I dunno.. Some people just can’t handle the pressure.

UMBRELLA, alongside it’s secretive security service, has long since been dissolved by the US government. Though, out there in the world, there are few with ties still leading back to that company.. HUNK was one of them. He was old Umbrella, and one of their best operatives.

fear of the dark.

My drill instructor was a real hardass, but oh boy.. if only he could see me now.

“Ha. Maybe it did. If they knew what a pain in the ass you’d turn out to be, maybe things would be different. But, after all, foresight wasn’t exactly Umbrella’s strong suit.” All that felt like forever ago. It’d been almost thirty years, but he would never forget that night in Raccoon City.

// the new mode looks cool but i would’ve rather had mercenaries tbh

// Got home yesterday, was just getting settled back in. Activity across my accounts should continue as normal now :]

// bringing back one of my favorite muses of all time on wednesday

@mortaledge.bsky.social “I don’t like you. I don’t trust you. But hell if I don’t respect you. If you’d been on our side… This whole thing probably would have gone a lot differently from the very beginning. The word that comes to mind for you is ‘unwavering’.”

// i am now on the Quite Literal 1000 mile drive home. that being said activity on all my accounts will probably be sporadic for a bit until tomorrow evening :]

Sure hasn’t killed me yet.

I used to like Lucky Strikes back in the day. Then I met a man who showed me just how good a Cuban cigar could be. That was back in the eighties, though. Wonder what happened to em’..

Been a while since I had a nice cigar.

HUNK slowly paced back and forth in front of Chris, stare never wavering. “I know you barely escaped from the Arklay mansion with your life. Once upon a time, Umbrella wanted me to track you down.. and of course, kill you. That is, until I was reassigned to an operation in Raccoon City.”

Perhaps sooner than he might think. “You might not know a whole lot about me. I, on the other hand.. I know just exactly what you’re capable of.”

HUNK stared back, the crimson lens of his gas mask gleaming in the light. “I don’t think I have to divulge that information to you, Redfield. But in a way, I guess we have something in common. I get to lead my own dogs of war, too.”

He wasn’t one to take it personally. After all, not too long after this photo was taken, he got swept up by Umbrella. Life has it’s ways. “Ah, hell. Don’t worry about it.”

// If the price is right. Alternatively: He knows when the world’s at stake (and his paycheck.) He might help for a while to keep the balance in check, then it’s back to business as usual.

“It was the late eighties. I was kinda.. ‘going through it,’ as one would say.”

HUNK on the other hand, didn’t look so amused. “What’s so funny, Redfield?”

Sure. You could say that.

Good.

Here’s an old picture I scrounged up for Sunday. I don’t do seductive.

I’m going fishing again.

No thanks. I’ll stick to scotch, in that case..

They can say “age hasn’t slowed you down one bit” all they want, my back pain says otherwise.

[ 1998. The man behind the mask. ]

// that certainly is a trailer for a resident evil movie

// really like how left 4 dead 1 feels like this big budget horror movie while left 4 dead 2 is the badass straight to video grindhouse sequel that was just as worthy of a theatrical release as it’s predecessor. both games have that 80’s b-movie flick vibe to them though. peak zombie games

// Happy April 30th!