I can’t be too disappointed that I didn’t win an #Emmy last night considering that I wasn’t nominated. #sagaftra

Not only is the response antidemocratic, so is the hypocrisy.

Gee…maybe there’s a remote possibility that the problem IS the guns.

Seriously, though….

Labor Day seems like as good a day as any to announce that I was accepted into a specific union last week. #sagaftra

Who's with me?

As an #actor, I’ve been beaten, dragged, bloodied…I’ve walked many miles without going anywhere…but today I face my greatest challenge: I have to pretend to be a Phillies fan. Start polishing my Emmy award now. #LFGM

I just submitted for a role in a #commercial that requires subtle, judgemental looks. You may as well start polishing up my #Clio award.

A headline from today’s @nytimes. He’s not “misstating” anything…he’s LYING. South Park has more journalistic integrity for accurately telling it as it is.

If only there was, say…a department of government efficiency…to monitor and cut such wastefulness. #DOGE

Hunter Biden created Covid while forcibly vaccinating a flag. That tracks. #GOP. #conspiracy

Bloated windbag spotted in Scotland. Oh, and there’s bagpipes too.

Giving one back today: I’m off to shoot a student film for free. Based on my experience, attitude, and behavior, I assume I’ll be portraying a middle-schooler. #actor

So let me get this straight (Part 37): the Flaming Cheeto is now charging President Obama with treason, and repugnantans want to name the Kennedy Center Opera House after Melanoma. Oh yeah…he’s named in those #Epstein files.

Tell me you’re in the #Epstein files without telling me you’re in the Epstein files.

Nearly 57 years ago we were chanting “The whole world’s watching”. Maybe it’s time we started that rallying again. youtube.com/watch?v=ORuS...

This #Epstein File scandal is growing faster than ear cartilage.

Now they’re saying that there ISN’T an Epstein list. If so, then why is Ghislaine Maxwell in prison? ✌🏼❤️🎵🥸

This, from an administration that wanted to eliminate #FEMA.

Get the word out!

It feels contradictory to make a big deal about independence when people are being swooped up off American streets and sent to modern day concentration camps. And don’t get me started on “liberty and justice for ALL”.

I've not shared an interesting #casting notice in a while. Here's an opportunity for men...who are virgins...to out themselves on social media for a princely payment of $25. Over 1M anticipated views. For $25 and humiliation. I think I'll just return some deposit bottles @ $0.05 each instead.

#taco #ketchup #obama #nobel

Residents of #NJ07 #CD07…dont you wonder where your congressional “representative” is? So do we. Join the merry band at #FindingKeanFridays and let’s ferret out that weasel (see what I did there?) Thomas Kean. www.facebook.com/share/p/1AxU...

Well, he’s no Rusty Kuntz… #LFGM #NYMets #Mets

Today is Day Two of a projected four day heat wave here in the northeast. Let this serve as a reminder to seek shade, stay hydrated, and above all else, men…please don’t feel as though you need to wear a tank top. #heatwave

Who else remembers “War is not healthy for children and other living things”? Is my 60’s vibe so wrong?

Here’s the military parade we needed yesterday. It certainly had more energy than that low wattage embarrassment. youtu.be/WMjOLX_PSUM?...

An unfortunately ironic shot I took at today’s #NoKingsDay rally in Morristown.

@tommalinowski.bsky.social gave what might have been the best (of many) speeches today at the #NoKingsDay event in Morristown. How I wish he was still my representative in NJ-07. He had the crowd reciting the same oath to the constitution he took when he became a citizen.

If only. Thanks again @deadder.bsky.social .

What’s the over/under on when that MOFO declares martial law?

Hahahaha. Absolutely share-worthy!

Elon v. Felon. I hate it when Mommy and Daddy fight. 🤣

It’s what’s for dinner. #taco

After minimal consideration, I have to agree with my wife that The Village People’s “Macho Man” is a better choice than Elton John’s “Rocket Man” for @randyrainbow.bsky.social to spoof as “Taco Man”.

In America, we don’t do kings. Join the mass protest. #NoKings www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...

How shall we celebrate #TACO Thursday?

Born to Ruin. Has a nice ring to it.

Today, on Memorial Day, we honor troops who died for our right to freedom of speech, habeas corpus, birthright citizenship, separation of powers, and due process.

Let’s get our priorities straight.

I said something similar to this to my wife this morning, nearly getting a spray of coffee. It was only after the fact that I realized that this could be the #MAGAt motto. “He can’t outsmart me, because I’m a moron”. dai.ly/x4cp9xi

This is just disgusting.

From today’s @nytimes.com This has been the right’s strategy all along…assume that the dumbasses aren’t paying attention.

Please to STFU.