Fun fact: the McDonald’s social media manager is contractually obligated to spend at least 5 dollars from their paycheck on McDonald’s food or drink. I do not know why they have us do this, I’m tired of drinking Hi-C every time I get paid.

Burger yummy

WELCOME TO MCDONALDLAND

RONALD IS BACK BITCHES!!!!!!

For once, we agree with Burger King, censorship is the worst! Sign the petition!

Who want a burger?

We sell burgers.

We have fired the old employee, she was using the account to push an agenda, while we at McDonald’s would rather remain neutral, so she has been let go. Sorry for the inconvenience. We will not be deleting her posts because we’re too lazy to comb through them all

We will no longer be providing ice with our drinks, in protest of the actions of ICE.

Burger

It’s pride month so we releasing gay burgers.

R.I.P. Uncle O’Grimacey, a true hero of the IRA.

UP THE RA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

Guys, the new mascot claiming to be O’Grimacey is not real, do not trust him, O’Grimacey died a hero of the IRA and this new guy is a fraud! KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!!

@official-fortnite.bsky.social when are we making the Ronald skin??

We’re making a Ronald McDonald movie, tell everyone.

the mcdonalds that is just out of frame to the left here exists in another dimension separate from the rest of the world, time and space and human laws mean NOTHING in that mcdonalds

my body is a machine that craves mcdonalds

🍀 It's good to see you again, Uncle O’ Grimacey ! 🌈 🍀 #McDonalds #Grimace #fanart #digitalart 🌈

We are proud to announce the brand new Charli xcx meal! It consists of an apple (rotten straight to the core), crack cocaine, and a large coke. Because you know we’re bumpin’ that.

GET THE GIRL SOME MCDONALDS

We’re shutting down every McDonald’s with a playground for remodeling. The playgrounds will be turned into kid sized kitchens, which we will be using to train new employees. Effective immediately.

We would like to announce the brand new Mangione Meal! Can’t eat the rich on an empty stomach!

Shit guys my bad, we meant to take away the straight white men

Hey, some of our staff have seen this meme going around, and we would just like to say, please do not do this, we have given our employees orders to grab a shotgun and shoot you if you do, please do not ask for the Fortnite burger.

Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024

We will be firing all our employees in Altoona, please stop review bombing us

That’s right guys, our employees are the police now.

No, we do not know why the United Healthcare Shooter got caught at a McDonald’s, yes, we have hired extra security to protect CEO Chris Kempczinski following his visit. Also, the McRib will be back for all of 2025.

The rumors of Ronald having an affair with Wendy from Wendy’s are not true that did not happen

We’re gonna be permanently closing all our locations in 31 US states starting in January of 2025. Good luck finding out if your state was one of them:)

Wendy’s has the Krabby Patty, but just wait for June, Wendy. SpongeBob’s gonna be on our side, and gay!

It has come to our attention that Donald Trump used our restaurant for his campaign, we are in the process of finding out everyone who let that happen and firing them.

We are unhappy with the election results and will therefore be closing all of our locations in the United States and its territories.

This Election season, we are proud to announce we will be forming our own party, the McDonald’s party, and will be putting Ronald McDonald on the ballots as our candidate.

Free Big Macs for anyone who donates to Palestinian causes

From the River to the Sea Palestine will be free!