(WIP, don't repost pls) I am once again having a "how tf do you render" crisis and about ready to give up and do my usual ink+textures routine

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I have one singular complaint about Dispatch and its about the Z-Team calling Robert as having a "dad bod" multiple times. BITCH IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A DAD BOD???

Halloween may be over, but we're still feeling spooky! So, how about a bumper website exclusive #stillspooky sale of our spookiest titles for only 0.99 each? Shop the sale: geni.us/Solarissale#stillspooky Titles available vary by your country of origin. Ends on 24th November 2025 at 23:59 GMT. 1/6

What a build. What a final line. From @victoriachang.bsky.social's book, The Trees Witness Everything: bookshop.org/a/862/9781556596322 #poem #books #writing

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who observe.

Here's a fun puzzle for you: if a Polish idiot goes to an "eastern-european" market in Germany, which language should they speak? (I dont know the answer and neither did the clerk, but I got my syrniki in the end so all is well)

I have two digital clocks in the apartment (not counting phones and devices), and one of them is always too early while the other is always late??? You have one job. You are the crowning jewel of human ingenuity. You are the rock made to think and glow and be superior to your mechanical ancestors!!

This is like, the absolute least of my problems right now, but good god, my skin is in *rough* shape. No idea what could've caused it either, unless horrible breakouts are some new undocumented symptom of SAD

"Mom, how do you make your crochet ornaments hold shape so well?" "Okay so first I cook a mixture of lye and wood glue..." "..." "...but you probably should start with the water and sugar method" yeah mom, baby steps maybe

No more angry emails, time to doxx the representatives and wail under their windows until morale improves (FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE)

I think I'm gonna take my xmas tree out this week, I don't care if its middle of November, my soul yearns for Cozy Light Vibes

I was sad that I stopped keeping a diary in high school cause my memory is crap and I would love to remember how I felt and what I thought at times in the past And then I remembered I have a 5.7GB downloaded twitter archive filled with JUST THAT

many uses for this, allegedly

"Northern lights visible in Germany" my ass, we haven't even see a fuckin SKY in WEEKS

I'm trying to get better at this but sometimes I still see a German word like Bundesnachrichtendienst and go "alright, whatever it means it is NOT worth so many letters, I give up"

Tangentially related but my lukewarm reading take is that kids should be able to read any book they want, at any age, no exceptions. It will throw their world wide open and there is hardly a single instance when that's somehow a bad thing.

O.S. Card "Songmaster". I pulled it from a "fantasy & sci-fi" section in my local library at way-too-young age and I'm pretty sure the tender, tragic queer love story shook my entire teenage world to the core.

My aunt got prescribed the same meds for anxiety as me and today she called me with "help, I cant stop talking!! Everyone tells me to shut up!! What kind of side effect is this??" Girl idk, mine was yawning like crazy, I guess bupropion just Does That

Oh I am SAT 👀

As much as I love seeing this shit show, and mocking it vocally, I would like to point out that SOME of what people are mocking, is, in fact, "the" AI work flow, not just idiots being idiots. Why make this distinction? Mostly so people can be aware of what AI can do and thus better respond to it. 🧵

Cruel and inhumane that at a time like this (combo of PMS, SAD and the ol' regular depression) I cannot just hibernate for a month. Why must I do tasks and chores. Help.

This is kind of how we get through our lives: we tell ourselves stories so that what’s happening becomes something we can live with. Necessary fictions.

Everybody should just pirate everything. Download all the ROMs you can, play old games that Nintendo wants to charge you $60 for the privilege of playing again, anybody who has a problem with this has incurable cop-brain and you shouldn't listen to anything they say

I saw an artwork on tumblr that really triggered all my genAI-detection senses, but the caption said "oil on canvas" so I went to investigate. I found the artist's website that has works from as far as 2009 (legit, checked the wayback machine) and *they all look like that*. Incredible stuff.

too cold for a jean jacket, too warm for a real winter attire, which means its *faux fur coat season*

he just like me fr

I had short hair in my dreams again and it makes me want to chop it all right now immediately (I won't, cutting short hair is WAY less forgiving than long hair, even with my idgaf attitude)

10/10 take. No notes.

portrait commission!

Lilith and Erenville through the whole post-Endwalker

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

THIS I've had my self-perception fucked with badly by cameras. It cannot be overstated how much focal length can distort proportions.

Just a reminder, that possibly the oldest piece of palaeoart dates to the Neolithic. The petroglyphs of horned characters with trumpets, recorded on the same rock as a ornithischian footprints (Zagaje Formation) in Poland, might be an early reconstruction of the Jurassic tracemaker.

my autumn art carnival wildcard piece for @clownfetti.bsky.social !! 🩸 — [ #art #ocsky #artcarnival #autumnartcarnival #teamstuffing ]

the southern orrery

my brain: gets tired and overwhelmed fast with too much stimulation my adhd: demands constant stimulation me: increasingly willing to launch myself into the fucking sun

The Eyes of Mine Occtis played by wonderful @alexanderward.bsky.social #art #criticalrole @criticalrole.bsky.social

the boy without a heart #CriticalRole #criticalrolespoilers

Deep Red X'rhun Tia #FFXIV | #FFXIVArt | #Miqote | #Blender | #Render

#WIPWednesday and a bit of Finley's backstory (in his vampire AU) that I'm writing sometimes, some fun with switching perspectives.

Scrolled through some old art posts that I still like a lot

"Death is of little consequence. Rise once more, vessel o'mine" I love Cult of the Lamb.

That time when I just wanted to draw a skull

Is it really losing your mind if it wasn't yours to begin with?

A quick Banette painted sketch before calling it a night. #Art #DigitalArt #Pokemon #Sketch