Didn’t stretch enough before working out and now I’ve got old man disease

really feeling the “have nothing to show at 25” today with how some interactions are going :/

Rotting in bed after 2 clopenings in a row is a feeling

lotto is just a bunch of old men saying the same fucking joke while blowing your whole paycheck for a SpongeBob popsicle “I’d like the winning ticket” How about i force feed you expired peanut butter and jelly m&m’s

Sleep schedule so fucked we working out before sunrise

Part of me wants to start collecting physical media again but 1. I got nowhere to put it and 2. All this money is being funneled into places that cant be fixed for awhile. Being financially responsible sucks

not a big fan of my latest eating/sleeping habits. its been nothing but extremes on both fronts and i got no idea whats up :/

the Tager propaganda is complete

Im on a mission....

I think a weird thing I learned about myself is that sometimes I really do need the detox time to recuperate myself back to “the norm” And we’re not talking about a day or 2, I’m talking like several weeks to REALLY rebuild myself

im watching house md for the first time and the first thing i see in the entire show is a guy nutting so hard he fucking dies that's amazing

Here's a visual if you couldnt figure it out

i feel like a can of campbell soup

just ran over a family of 4, called 3 people slurs, burned down an orphanage, obliterated a few puppies, and complained about Minecraft development on twitter.com also known as x.com but then my wife filed for divorce???? nice guys always finish last...

Ahem

Im a man of my craft

feeling like him

brom

Water heater has been broken for over a month and I can’t fix it without spending a fortune. It’s been the worst thing to happen to me this year SOLEY because it’s made taking a shower the biggest headache. It’s either an hour long detour to planet fitness or hypothermia at 7am

back in my rot era 🤟

Going to the ren faire on Sunday and it’s taking everything in my power to NOT recreate this fit and dance there

new banner for a discord server

i forgot ed sheeran flashbangs you when you finish scarlet and violet

stay tuned

stay tuned

stay tuned

stay tuned

stay tuned

stay tuned

How post GDQ has been treating me

the fuck does this mean

You can turn him into anything he can become anythiing

The Sopranos Pinball Machine

they ar giving me a pulitzer .

These fuckers would give five big booms for Asgore's divorce

Weird ahh machine

Come find me nerds and get yourself a cookie!

I never really made a post about it but yeah, I’ll be at SGDQ again this year! Arriving late Saturday and leaving Sunday morning. Say hi if you dare (I will be handing out cookies)

My stupid chud son

IM NOT SORRY (THIS IS FOR THE FIGHTSTICK)

I just realized Rouxls is constantly hitting this pose

My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.

I hate my body sometimes. What do you mean im ready to tread 8 miles one day but then the petco trip for the cat is "feasibly impossible" the next?

I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that I had a wonderful weekend trip in California and I’m following it up with GDQ in 11 days. Shit is crazy

Did a U turn so I could get a picture of the SPHROG

Kid named Randy