I've decided to start practicing witchcraft so that I can hex the sun, and cause a CME larger that the Carrington event to blast the Earth.

New look at Earth. (Source: Artemis II crew)

I made some lime quark jelly and I'm so excited to try it tomorrow!

Been weight training in the last year, and gotten serious about it in the last 6 months and today I switch to 7.5kg dumbells! This time last year I was struggling with 3kg. Hoping to make it to 10kg by September.

I've just started reading The Priory of the Orange Tree, and so far it's good, but the author drops made up names of people and orders and places like she's dropped a 500 pack of toothpicks in the first 30 pages and I cant keep up with them lol

I took a year long break from crochet, and recently got back into it and am finishing the blanket that I atarted 2 years ago lol. So I've just had a look on Pinterest for inspo for the next project, and I didn't realise just how saturated the market it with shitty fake AI patterns.

Remember to not mix up Mother's day with the Ides of march. Don't want to accidentally send flowers to a despot!

Its nice to see pubs and bars opening up on King Street.

Thank god for cute little notebooks to distract me from fighting capitalism.

Whats the point of living in a hyper-capitalistic society if half the stuff I went shopping for is not avaliable?

Thinking of all the days coming up to celebrate, and it'll be the 20th aniversary of Neil Banging out the tunes in April.

I feel like if wer were going to repeat the Ides of Marsch, this year would be a good year to do that.

Today is going to be a very light work day lol

It's never too early for cake when its free!

Went to see Hadestown today. Was excellent! Loved the soundtrack, and the stage setting!

CLINT????????????

Kansas has, overnight, invalidated the drivers’ licenses of trans people, a pointless cruelty that upends their lives If Brits think “it won’t happen here” think again! Groups in the U.K. who want the same thing are routinely invited to consult with Labour and normalised in our press!

No wonder they had to change their name to T.G. Jones lol

Finished for the day. And finished for the week. And finished until the 2nd! 🥳🥳🥳

I'm starting to understand why old people refuse to learn new things. I don't want a new HR system, I don't wanna do different work goals, I don't wanna learn the recognition system. Just let me do my job!

Shrove Tuesday, Lunar New Year, and the first day of Ramadam are all tomorrow lol. Busy day for celebrations.

I feel this whole 'It's rained somewhere in Britain for the last 43 days' thing isn't that impressive. It's Britain??? We're known for it raining all the bloody time? Come back when its 43 days without rain lol.

This got fixed on Friday. They just patched it with composite lol. Told me if it happened again it'd be a crown.

I'm reading 'A Confederacy of Dunces', and I cannot get over how hilariously terrible Ignatius is hahaha

big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times

I cant decide if we would benefit more from a Carrington Event-style CME, or Yellowstone erupting.

I need Stardew Valley 1.7 update to be released soon. I have the itch to replay it, but it's best to wait till the new content is out. I'll use this time to decide who to romance.

This is a good piece in terms of laying out the evidence, but it lets itself down in its concluding sentence. It's not that the regime are 'making claims', it's that they're lying. Given the evidence presented, a journalist should be saying that loud and clear. www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

I had a passing interest in the Masters of the Universe film coming out until I just found out who is playing Skelator.

So I've found a game called Quill: A letter writing RPG for a single player and it's a pretty good. The basic game is fine, but I've found some more scenarios that use the base game mechanics. I'm starting a Lovecraft inspired one, Shadow and Ink. www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/1...

Part of my back right molar has fallen put, exposing the filling in there! I have no idea how this has happened!!!

Really going to start looking into the whole Buy British/Buy European movement. Fuck the US.

I have 4 seperate bruises on my hands, and I only know the origin of one of them (punched a radiator by accident). The other three are a mystery.

The only ICE that deserves to exist.

My prostaglandins are spicy today!

Today is one of those days where I need to pee every hour

Been ages since I got the reverse rainbow! Connections Puzzle #936 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨

This year's resolutions: Be more Optimistic Nihilist - this year is all about the positives in the world Notice an animal every day More pen and paper writing

A special reminder that your New Years Resolutions do not have to be about changing who you are, or giving stuff up. They can be fun little things like tasting every flavour of ice cream at the local icecream shops or finding 1 bug to look at per day!

Ngl, this is pretty good

Just found out that in 2033 Eid-al-Fitr may fall on Christmas day. And the last day of Hanukkah will be 24th. Can you imagine how crazy that holiday season will be?

Merry Christmas!

Imagine being to fragile that you can't stand the thought of someone saying something mean about you so you tank your countries tourism.

What in the 1979 Soviet municipal building is being built behind the Innovation Centre?

What evil am I about to unleash on this world?

My absolute favourite thing in Disco Elysium is that if you can die in the first few minutes of the game by turning on the ceiling light.

Lovely morning this morning. Freezing but the sun is out, I pet the local kitty that hangs around. Managed to post my parcel with little fuss and now having a coffee and a read.

I was getting a little parcil of presents ready to send to a friends kids, and addressed it to my friend (ofc) But I accidentally put her maiden name on the front ahaha. I just text her to tell her what I had done was an accident and not a comment on my opinions on her marriage!

I bought bananas from M&S and its been 5 days and they are both green and brown at the same time. Also not ripe.

My brother: 'I was looking for movies to watch and saw one with Jeff Coombs in it! It looked like an 80s horr-,' Me: 'RE-ANIMATOR??????' So now we're watching Reanimator hahah