I will pay money to stop making Mina eat shitty pins. Good gravy, she's WAY better than this. #aewcollision

Ciampa was capable of this in WWE. I don't really do the "X botched Y" thing, but making him a tag-team guy in a company that historically neglects tag wrestling at least makes me curious as to why the Psycho Killer wasn't seen as a viable character for Main Roster. It works anywhere. #aewcollision

Collision is the most fun wrestling show on tv, imo. A wrestling show I actually stay in on a Saturday to watch, and believe me, this 40 year old recovering alcoholic dad in rural Midwest has like, a million other cool things I could be doing. This town has bingo AND methamphetamines. #aewcollision

Never forget why he earned your vote, and demand nothing less.

ROH should sign Sidney Akeem. He is all floppy bullshit and I could watch HOURS of it. #watchroh

Persephone is really moving up the ranks in my personal rankings. Great heel, and just looks like a murderer in the ring. Also, I love the studio, a much needed improvement. This is what I wanted, this feels old school. Yes, please. #watchroh

Considering what happened to Cricket for being impossible to train, Donald let Kristie Noem off lightly.

"It's finally happening. I can't believe it, I finally get to fuck Cory Lewandowski on an airplane! God Bless President Trump!"

Looking to introduce a friend to AEW? Are you a new fan yourself? We're here for you! In the first "Everything You Need to Know About #AEW", @rjcity.bsky.social and Renee Paquette break it all down (so far). Watch the full video on the AEW YouTube channel: youtu.be/G6rCEvH41ds

Great night for Knight. Tough losses, but two matches, and this loss to MJF made him look like a god. JetSetRodeo was always going to be what it was, and it ruled, but it wouldn't have for much longer. Just the same, the world loves Kevin Knight, he's so damned easy to cheer for. #aewdynamite

Who has two thumbs and is about to trigger his own anxiety by overdoing it on caffeine?

I want Target to know that my family stopped spending our money there, because we have queer people in our life that we love unconditionally. The moment it became inconvenient to love them, you stopped. I didn't. Fuck you.

I can engage with trends.

I'm from a military family. Some family members share stories, both happy and haunting, at times. After hearing these stories, I'll ask questions. You know how many times I've asked if the fish really was that big? Zero.

I won't dispute that this thing has a penis. But I don't think anybody has ever mistaken it for a man.

Honest to god, Andrade, why would you take pictures with girls in the audience when your job for the next 20 minutes is being within kissing distance of Tomohiro Ishii. #aewcollision

Also, Thekla gyrating should be hot, but it feels super threatening. This woman is so fucking talented it's dizzying. #aewcollision

Guys, I'm pretty sure Thekla ate the Road Warriors. #aewcollision

Yes to Zayda on Collision. I adore this young lady. Also, I love Christopher Daniels as her manager. Those two are great together. #aewcollision

The Trios belts were a smart way to get JetSpeed some momentum. And yes, this is to juice up Knight. We're not all rocket surgeons, we get it, but it's also what we want, soo... Whoa! Kevin Knight challenging TWICE in one night?! What on Earth?!?!!? #aewcollision

Keep the Iinspiration talking. They're one of the most fun acts in the business. They're fucking hilarious, but their matches are more story with some spots. Play to their strengths, build them, they don't need belts yet, they just need to be talking constantly. The rest will happen. #aewcollision

Ciampa continues to prove himself to be one of the best signings for AEW...But man, Jay Lethal makes wrestling fun to watch. Love The Black Machismo, love him as himself. He's just fun. #aewcollision

When MJF says "you think you're a champ" and Knight ever so gently raises the belt, that's good stuff. He believes almost as much as we do. MJF will desperation dirty win over Knight. I know that...but what if he beat MJF and then Page? Like, what if TK said fuck it strapped him up? #aewcollision

Ok, it's finally starting to make sense. The Regime is terrified of peaceful protestors because their version of peace involves killing innocents. Shame the White House replaced its dictionary with that "Donald Trump's The Art of the Bible by god" book that Christians crank it to.

American soldiers and civilian personnel are going to die because a moron in orange face paint has a single-digit approval rating and a history of touching kids. Christians show nothing but disdain for their religion's prophet and his message.

AI can produce music in the same way my cat produces a live chicken when she throws up her cat food.

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Persephone is just wonderful. That confidence, the shit talking and her strikes look lethal. Strap a bottle rocket on that woman. Give her everything everywhere. #watchroh

Congratulations to Latino Meat on being named Latino Meat. Excellent work. #watchroh

Red Velvet vs Zayda Steel was great! I feel like that belt is going to feel like her belt long after she drops it. #watchroh

Sweet Christmas!! What the hell was that main event? It kicks ass, but it feels like I just got minor head trauma and immediately hopped on a rollercoaster made of cocaine. At no point did I care who won. What a mess of wacky bullshit I plan to rewatch again. #arwdynamite

I LOVED the Rascalz in TNA, but I didn't think they'd work as well in AEW. I love being completely wrong and stupid sometimes. #aewdynamite

Two of me is less mass than one Brody King, and I can't do a cannonball. How is a dude that big so fucking graceful? #aewdynamite

Great way to end a match with a real injury. I really dislike a DQ, but health is always more important. Give it that ending if you can, but end it immediately if someone's hurt. I don't give a fuck about wrestling if a human needs help. #aewdynamite

I call them "Hangman's Angels." #aewdynamite

Putting Knight on the mic?? Yes please, give him as much time as possible, have him read the Thesaurus, I don't care. He's over, and his star is rising FAST. He's got a bit more time before he gets the big one, but when it happens, I want it to be HUGE. #aewdynamite

Gabe Kidd is very talented, but his character feels like it's a Twitter account that wished to be a real boy. I think I'm too old to appreciate his character. Or maybe he's a bit more three dimensional in NJPW, but woof. He's like a StainD album in underpants. #aewdynamite

As a bachelor, I used to stick to the basic food groups: 1) Dinosaur 2) Shaped 3) Chicken 4) Nuggets But guess what, young people? Learning to cook unlocks ADVANCED JUNK FOOD. Costs less, still satisfies, still junk food, but tastes better. Fuck steak and lobster, learn to make a Quesarito.

Ah, the old "You gave me the bad controller" gambit.

Genuinely love this cover. And, in fact, this man. He was the best part of my teenage years, and my grown-up years.

He's from Canada, you've never heard of him.

I want to disable all notifications. Calls, texts, all of it. Phones should be like landlines. If I'm there, I'll answer. Better yet, I'm getting a Ham radio. If you can find my secret frequency, I might answer. I will accept telegrams, but they must be strippers or a Mariachi trio. Or both.

Harley Cameron is ultra-talented

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who cries the entire time I'm near puppies.

It's time to bring back Dr. Katz.

I think someone tried this one, once.

Just like, as a funny joke because this is, like, super funny, how were you guys eating before?

Today, my son and I watched a trash collector dump trash from a can into it's big bin, BUT SOME GOT OUT! A grown up didn't do an important job! He was scandalized!! Until our faithful Trash Collector lept out and picked it all up. Be as unflappable as kids hope you are, it matters.