Just because David Gandler isn't doing much talking at the moment doesn't mean he's not talking at all

One year ago today - only four of the sixteen who took the field for #LOFC that day still play for the club today (arguably only three, as one of them was Sonny Perkins)

Decent point today. Just 1 win in the last 9 though. Davis and Jackett were sacked after 1 in 14. 5 games to save his job 🤪 (Obviously he will)

An entertaining and slightly deranged performance from Richie Wellens at last night’s “Meet The Manager” makes it pretty clear that he’s feeling the pressure, in spite of him turning the bullishness up to 11 #LOFC

Nicked off Private Eye #lofc

Forrester made captain. His early injury record suggests that (a) he’s going to fit right in with the culture and (b) he will lead by example, so you can see why Wellens did it (aside from making another point about his relationship with the last Captain)

Crazy that almost simultaneously with Travis telling us we should be grateful for Gandler, the FUBO share price was collapsing and their retail investors were turning on him hard

Panini collection update: swapping available from May onwards. Condition of players may vary.

Today’s #FanzineoftheDay is Cheery O’s issue 8 from November 97 for the match vs Chester City. Does issue 8 mean ever or just that season? (it was the 11th home game!!) The sort of thing that drives you MAD when you are cataloguing. Great name though

With Omar Beckles, who led us out at Wembley last May, leaving #LOFC only 3 of the players that started that day remain at the Club (and one of those hasn’t played a single minute since October)

Leaving with dignity and grace. Others at the Club could learn a thing or two about that…

Our marquee January signing spending more time making content for social media than actually playing football for us is peak 2026 Orient. Textbook. No notes.

Let’s lighten the mood with a little quiz. WHO SAID IT? A) Marilyn B) Richie

“Predictive AI for Fortune 500 Companies” Bet it didn’t see this coming #LOFC

Ok let’s unpack Richie’s latest pugnacious interview. There’s certainly plenty to chew over amidst this epic 10 minute pre-match preview. Not much of it about tomorrow’s match though #LOFC 🧵⬇️

Two seasons ago, there was much frustration over not getting our transfer business done earlier in the January window. Not much has changed, it appears, despite much discussion within the club about it at the time #LOFC leytonlaureate.wordpress.com/2024/02/09/f...

Looks like our new GK can't hold a pen properly. The media team could have given him a hand, surely?

ICYMI - transparency in action. Anyone fancy it?

Looking on the bright side, this is exactly when you want your next game to be at home against the worst side in the division, isn't it? Isn't it? 😨 #LOFC

Every now and again, this publication is worth reading. #LOFC doesn’t come out well from this, but the tyranny of small numbers applies here.

If anything symbolises how #LOFC has lost its way this season then it’s our most senior player being frozen out the same Manager who awarded him a new 2yr contract and made him Club Captain just 5 months ago

Looks like Alfie Lloyd is going to Lincoln. For a player to be recalled shortly after doing a media round and then immediately loaned back out to a club in the same division: someone at QPR really didn't want him here #LOFC

Theodore Valentine Archibald v2.0 Harder Better Faster Stronger

If we make millions on Ballard, all the other iffy acquisitions will be forgotten #LOFC

Club has had a new backdrop made up for this interviews: all the social media platforms featured, even LinkedIn, TikTok and the racist paedophilia one. But not Bluesky 🤔

Alfie Lloyd - he got injured in his first training session, eventually played and looked "meh", had one good game and then got recalled #LOFC

Kaelan Casey from West Ham likely on his way in on loan #LOFC

Presumably this kind of thing is why Francesco Becchetti's Wikipedia entry is so banal

It's good that the journalist here cut through all the flannel and fake news about attendances and focussed on the real message #LOFC

The Club posted this on the site where racism, porn, misogyny and CSAM is rife - but not here. Maybe you could join the FAB and tell them to (a) sort themselves out and (b) stop lying about attendances? #LOFC

Theo taking the armband yesterday means that our Owner, Manager and Captain are all Manchester United fans #LOFC #MUFC

Theo’s growth as a footballer is incredible. Not just returning from serious long-term injury even better than before, but adding new skills and attributes: captaincy and elite level shithousery #LOFC

Who's on our list for January? Well, we can't get insight into #LOFC top secret dossier, but we're very happy to share our own... (Forrester was on an early draft of this, and Dorrington seems to be imminent, so it's a good strike rate already)

Who's on our list for January? Well, we can't get insight into #LOFC top secret dossier, but we're very happy to share our own... (Forrester was on an early draft of this, and Dorrington seems to be imminent, so it's a good strike rate already)

Here’s the real big news from today #LOFC (This is what they wanted all your data for)

Not one, not two, not three…. but TWELVE separate tweets from the Club about the signing of a new CB. This is like that time when Trump deposed Maduro to distract from him being all over the Epstein Files.

NEW POST 🗞️ With the US set to host its second World Cup, let's go back to the roots of soccer in the US 🇺🇸 They go back way further than the MLS or NASL Read on... 👉🏼 open.substack.com/pub/outsidew... #History #WorldCup 📸 Chris Lee and @londonhibee.bsky.social

Once you stop laughing at this, take a moment to consider that #LOFC are similarly mendacious about our "attendance" numbers

Good interview here from @ntt20.com with Cambridge DoF Mark Bonner on the trials and tribulations of the January window. No, it's not about #LOFC specifically, but it is a good explanation of why Clubs can't & don't get all their business done early doors

Manchester United sack their Head Coach (who thought he was the Manager even though he accepted the job of Head Coach) BYE RICHIE FANX 4 EVERYTHING #LOFC

Well, looks like Dan Happe won’t become the first ever #LOFC player to win three promotions with us 😔

It has come to our attention that the wonderful Lotte Gatward passed away at 10:30 am this morning. We would like to pass our condolences to Lotte’s family Until recent illness Lotte was very much part of the match day experience. She will be sorely missed. 😢💔 RIP Lotte 😢💔 Posted with permission

West Ham’s relegation would cost the taxpayer at least £2m annually largely because the rent they would be paying would halve.

#LOFC 12 days of Christmas: 24/25: 12 points 25/26: 0 points

Of all the signings made last summer, this is the one that has defined our season so far the most… talented, expensive, peak years, former glories, started well but now seems like he can’t be arsed just when we most need him #LOFC

From New Years Day. Cahill at least seems to be gifted with foresight, watching this free kick make the net bulge, even though the ball was still some yards away from the goal.

Humiliating

The state of our crowd after Wimbledon’s third went in really exposed how ridiculous the prospect of us playing every home match in a 30k capacity ground is.

If looks could kill: watch Richie when he mentions that Koroma forgot his mask today #LOFC

Omar’s gracious praise for Richie in his post-match interview #LOFC