First and only European team to qualify thus far 😎 different gravy

What in the This Is Football 2003 is this ground #LVAENG

Just realised if it finishes Qatar 1-2 UAE tonight, and Qatar receive exactly 3 yellow cards, it'll be a drawing of lots between them and Oman to qualify for the Intercontinental Play-offs

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Club For A Fiver was broadcast 30 years ago today, still the most quotable football documentary ever made, and quite the thing to have a front-row seat for. Here's my retrospective: #lofc open.substack.com/pub/theleyto...

Port Vale right now:

Decent draw, that. Possibly on telly looking at other games so far #lofc

Of course BT Sports would mess up the live stream of the draw on YouTube. Absolute joke of a broadcaster

Want: South Shields away Expect: Port Vale at home #lofc

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Luton going for the Doing the 92 Speed Run record I see...

Biggest home league win today since October 2021 - 5-0 vs. Hartlepool. Lovely stuff #lofc

MEGA LOLZ good riddance🥳

10 minutes injury time?! Come on, some of us have got trains to Luton to catch #lofc

Game day #lofc

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"Hey, I don't remember saying that" #lofc

Giving the Nobel Peace Prize to a Venezuelan is going to make Trump go full Alan Brazil

Record win posted by Austria tonight

Come on England, big second half this. I want to see Craig Bellamy cry on the touchline.

Are we good or are Wales abysmal?

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It cannot be made clearer. If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

Sounds like Wellens is off to Luton then 😨

this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such

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No game day #lofc #BTeamBoycott

Can you imagine if Russia attacked and seized a UK vessel in international waters & kidnapped the people on board, including UK citizens, and the only response from the UK govt was to say that's "a matter for the Russian govt". No, me neither.

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Very charitable of the Giants last night, giving the ball back to Saints so often. Nice to be off the mark for the season.

We flounced out of the EU on the say-so of politicians who lied to us. And what a total shitshow that’s turned out to be. The polar opposite of what they promised. Now the call to flounce out of the ECHR. By the same people. Telling the same lies. Has the country been kicked in the head by a horse?

Stupid. Shouldn't be losing that at 3-2 up. Shit defending aside, leaving a clearly knackered player up front as our only outlet at the end cost us big time #lofc

I was actually thinking about this the other day. My conclusion was... C'est La Vie

Game day #lofc

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Our horror at the genocide in Gaza, at the mass murder of civilians on Oct 7 2023, and at today's atrocity in Manchester, comes in each case from the same, inherent part of our shared humanity. We need to assert that shared humanity as loudly as possible, and in as many practical ways as we can.

IMAGINE SENDING 20 WARSHIPS TO INTERCEPT BOATS CARRYING MILK POWDER AND BABY FORMULA FOR STARVING CHILDREN. THIS IS THE GREATEST EVIL EXISTING IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW!!!!!

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Eric Dier should be in the England team. Should be on the plane to the World Cup next year at the absolute minimum.

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New! Cassetteboy vs Keir Starmer. This took absolutely ages, so if you'd like to buy us a coffee at ko-fi.com/cassetteboy we'd really appreciate it. Thanks!

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Looks like that genius, well thought out, online safety bill has now stopped Imgur from being accessed in the UK. Which means a huge chunk of the 2,000 quizzes I've made on Sporcle are now unavailable. Thanks Starmer, you prick.

Absolute stellar use of a wildcard there. Well done lads, good hustle

Honestly think an oiled up slip 'n slide straight into the end zone would offer more of a defence than Saints this season

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So many yanks streaming out before the final shots, I thought it was half time at a West Ham game

Some turn around by Arsenal. Been a proper match this.