Augie made me boot up Super Mario Odyssey, which I stopped playing years ago. I had no idea I was so close to the end credits lmao

Preventing comments doesn't make the roll not look like ass

It's always a treat when Augie reads something at a playground and a strange mom gets to realize he is reading something in real time. Especially if we've already exchanged child ages. "D-did he just read?"

Sparkleturki is wreaking havoc on online double battles. Pair with Electric Surge Pincurchin, equip Electric Seed on Speed Boost Espathra. Acupressure to boost a random stat by 2, protect first round with Esp. Stored power goes off the rails.

I am losing my mind watching an old episode of Mr. Rogers with Augie and ERIC FREAKIN' CARLE is on and has Fred at his studio?!

I had the most vivid dream that we had a younger sister for Augie. She was about 1.5 in the dream. It's funny how much love you can feel in a dream for something that doesn't exist outside the dream

Sat down for 10 minutes to play Pokemon Violet with Augie before bedtime. Caught a shiny Espathra almost right away. He's my shiny charm. Named it Sparkleturki

Kristin: "I'm at an age where people either look younger than me, or they look old. That's not a good sign." I'm dead

He's created his first fakemon. Spinda evolution named Spindaroo. Wish I knew what it looked like in his head lol

Pokémon trainers Jack Skellington and Sally face off in the Lego Duplo Battle Arena. Total bedlam, as the cast of the Gabby's Dollhouse Christmas episode look on in horror and delight. The Duplopolis P.D. showed up to chase off a Pawniard on a destrier.

Gonna choose to believe this is a depiction of a juvenile bald eagle, yet to get its white head, to represent Gen Z voters.

Happy Pokemon Halloween from my little Gengar

Apparently, among the staff at Delaware Nature Society, kiddo is known as "Mayor Augie" and the pre-school director said "he's the smartest kid we've had come through here" to Kristin.

Just drove 1 hour round trip for CVS to say they don't accept our insurance for Augie's Covid booster. They do at slightly further away locations, but not this one. Nothing about it on website where my wife ENTERED OUR INSURANCE INFORMATION.

Augie had a fun day at farm school

@lizdated.bsky.social happy birthday!

Poppop Ketchum

Setting up to read "Red Hat, Green Hat (The Oops Book)" by Sandra Boynton before nap. Augie informs me as I'm reading the title, "I'm gonna cackle!" Proceeds to exaggeratedly scream and laugh after every "Oops". He's hilarious

So Augie and I are both going to be Gengar for Halloween. Mommy is going to be Eevee. My dad just decided on his own to be Ash fucking Ketchum. He just turned 64

Finally broke down and got a Switch Pokemon game (violet) about a week or so ago. Finally just moved all my mons from USUM. Augie helped me move them from Home to the game!

Tariff don’t like it

They're saying they want to drop Corncob TV because we showed over 400 naked dead bodies on our show Coffin Flop. If you love Corncob TV shows, it's time to tell Spectrum, "No." Tagging @socialistdogmom.bsky.social because WLG doesn't have a page...yet?

Augie is still pretty tired from our Zoo trip yesterday.

Black Santa Renaissance!

Augie loves to cut thru this little spot around a big spruce tree. We call it the "spooky" or "enchanted forest" and the neighbor's whose yard goes it borders set this up for him.

Toy catalogs came in the mail today...

Augie is laying down for his nap, and from the monitor I hear "boop beep beep boop" to the tune of the Lavender Town theme

Ok I put the oil in the air fryer, but the fan inside keeps blowing it everywhere. What do I do now?

Just accidentally touched the largest jumping spider I've ever seen

🚨🚨 Red Alert 🚨🚨

Just completely transformed this kitchen. Turned out really nice. Forgot to get a true before pic, I had already patched and painted ceilings. Before and after pictures of small kitchen and cabinets painted. Walls from greenish gray to blueish gray. Cabinets from dark olive/sagey green to off-white

There really is something special about the timeline "adjustment" that @radiowesteros.com includes in the beginning of, and during, their episodes. The latest ep with @scaddicus.bsky.social about Arya is a great example, but my favorite is still the Kevan episode

We still allowed to just post stuff?

Kevin Nealon did it first and better

a man who made a living shouting his hateful rhetoric on college campuses was killed by a single shot fired by an assassin on a rooftop. but that was in 1967.

At the playground with Augie and a white boomer lady is walking her dog while blaring Candace Owens lol

That opening to the new Weird Little Guys was so good @socialistdogmom.bsky.social

Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

The voiceover actor

New game: Go/Fuck/Free

Vance to host CK podcast tomorrow. Just call us Quentyn Martell, b/c we're melted

My name is Mia Wong and I approve this message Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Pretty great gathering at shopping center near me. Lots of trucks and Mexican flags and bumpin' ass latin music.

How do I explain to a person (that happens to be a boomer) in a text that I can tell they are misunderstanding me without causing greater confusion?

Fun outing this morning to Coverdale Farms. Sebastian the ram needs, NEEDS, pets.

My wife is slowly being sucked into the Augie's Pokemon vortex. She likes the silly names. Munkidori

Great time to start listening to QAA, Knowledge Fight, It Could Happen Here, Weird Little Guys, Know Rogan Experience, and maybe some others I'm forgetting. Also, Posting Through It has an episode with @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social about Nick and Groypers.

Speaking with my wife, I think I came up with the best way to explain my feelings. I don't really know more than most terminally online people about Charlie Kirk. I do know a ton about Alex Jones though (loyal Knowledge Fight listener for years). So, I imagine what if this had been Alex?