We still use this?

Welcome to the haus of Fake ™️

PUSSY COMING SOON 💗

I want Kesha to fuck Orlando bloom and show Katy Perry who’s he really is

Oh heyyyyy

When was the audience gonna tell me I got an open invitation to get on hot goss?? @alaskathunderfuck.bsky.social I would love to 💋

It’s crazy when you think about how many songs you know front to back without ever choosing to listen to it on your own….

Me at $5 fridays:

Omg besties we hit 7 MILLION!!!!

They’re holding space

Western Sky 📍

OhwoahaheoahahahhhahHh

Big fat pussy… and I don’t think I can stress this enough. MUFASA

What if I said the feeder fish shoe was cunt and you bitches are boring. Mind you all this rah rah is coming from the same collective that MADE FUN OF the dead butterflies Asia O’Hara threw in the air. Y’all just can’t stand to see a black queen serve cunt and it shows.

Officially over X…. Porns being banned people are upset about a feeder fish in a pleaser…. And I still only have 60 followers. RIP

Woke up to @fall0nxx.bsky.social living for the dolls mug 🫶🏼 true inspiration!!!

“Wetter is better” WET PUSSY DIVAS RISE UP!!!

So scared for my sister…. It’s been 24 hours I don’t think she’s breathed out.

I haven’t seen wicked yet but I gave some of the songs a listen (I’m an Ari fan what can I say new music is new music) and I truly have to say I can only envision Cynthia’s emotions during the wizard and I. Especially the degreenification of it all…. CHILLS!!!!!

Ok but be honest with me…. Was she TRULY defying gravity?

Goodnight @upuntildawn.net 🫶🏼

I’ve harrassed @littledicklegend.bsky.social enough on dawns internet tonight

@joeynolfi.bsky.social has been inaugurated into the haus of Fake™️

I’ll die on this hill…. @themisstoto.bsky.social had the best celebrity death match rendition in history.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?

Me with a $5 footlong

Face reveal!!!! That’s right divas! Fake Alaska™️ is a doll!!!!!!

en solo 9 días… 🖤 el ROAST de Arantxa Castilla-La Mancha 🖤 con 5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ estrellas invitadas !!!!! 30 de noviembre @flumenteatro 📍Valencia 🎟️ Entradas YA A LA VENTA entradas.teatroflumen.es/entradas/15/...

And when I make @downuntildusk Fake Dawn™️ then what @upuntildawn.net

Remembering how I tore this Goosebumps series a few years ago..

Unfollowed everyone that didn’t follow back except for @upuntildawn.net love you Dawnyoncé

For anyone wondering. Fake Alaska™️ does not align herself with any fraudulent and/or impersonation accounts. Fake Alaska™️ has and will always be a parody and will not be having a “Kiki” over fake queens. I’m the one and ONLY and it was cute FOR ME. It’s tacky now. Thank you.

GOOD MORNING DYNASTY 😍😍😍

I miss when cross dressers cross dressed

Should I do a rucap?

Ok I’m sad today. Why am I your fav? AND GO!!!

Explaining @fakealaska.bsky.social to my husband was a ride and I need to tell more IRL people.

First unfollowed as well 🙈 make some noise!!!!!

“Reign of chaos” I will always be famous!!

Fake Alaska™️ this Fake Alaska™️ that. BUT WERE YOU THE FIRST PERSON FOLLOWED BY THE BOULET BROTHERS?!?…. I didn’t think so 😒

Identity thief? No baby. Business woman.

Fake Alaska should be trending… but here we are… receding in population instead

The rise and fall…. Of a Midwest princess 🥹

Good Evening, the Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 Bluesky account was a 24 hour sociological study conducted by The Diva Doll Dupree. She is now complete with her study, thank you for your time.

This all started because I wanted to make an alt to watch things I shouldn’t watch… it JUST SO HAPPENS that alaska5000 was available?!? So why blame me? Blame Alaska for still using twitter or possibly bluesky I’m just a silly girl trying to watch bad things.