Older than—? [Krem disapproves -10]

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I was under the impression smoked sausage was cured meat, not a meat cure.

Spoiler alert: everyone in Thedas is trans. 🤯

Trans Thedosians rise up! ✊ Unless your back hurts, then it's okay to keep sitting down. I get it.

Pretty sure I have seen Tarquin and Neve together at least once at Hal's.

*makes horny ghost sounds*

I somehow feel like I need to apologize for *gestures at everything*

🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 *reads closer* Wait...

.....I KNEW IT. I'm going vegetarian.

Things have been kinda quiet lately in Dock Town. Maybe I should start up a club or something... Who wants to join Krem's Chargers?

You don't think Hal gets his fish straight from the canal....? 😟

I have a confession. I am actually cis. To prove it, here is a photo of me with a fish which is a very cis man thing to do (right...?)

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. -Canticle of Transgenderations 1:1

And the trend of you not knowing how to properly use a chair continues.

Contrary to popular opinion, farting is actually not magical.

There's something about being trans that just makes all your jokes funnier. I think it's because they're fucking awful. Worst jokes you've ever heard in your damn life. But we say them with our full chests.

it's nice to be noticed and appreciated 🥰

Well that's... different.

Ah, so THIS is where Tarquin and the Viper have been... liaising.

So, exactly how many urchins does the Antiquarian have...?

*falls out of a Fade tear into a lake with a loud SPLASH* ahhh help i'm trans i don't know how to swim!!! ~glug~

I'd honestly love to see Prince Choir Boy kiss a demon.

Eyyyy as the prettiest trans man in Thedas, AMA. I might even answer.

pineapple and black olives, let's gooooooo 🍕😀

For the love of Andraste. I brought the wrong lute! This lute's for being a slutty elf.

I'm Krem. *points to name tag*

I keep trying to stand on the chairs in the Lighthouse but it's like there's some kind of bloody forcefield on them. Must be that damned Caretaker. How am I supposed to get any thinking done?!

Should've seen Cremisius Aclassi, all feathered up like Loghain's severed head.

When completed, the mosaic depicted Morrigan's unmentionables.

Flemeth the Devourer of Mythal'S Terrible Parenting Skills

Free moonshine! Miniscule possibility it's actually poison.

What did Sera put in everyone's stockings for Makermas? Krem.

I feel like I'm being watched...

You know what? I'm just going to set up a still.

I'll have you know I'm perfectly capable of being fashionably late without using the word "shit" or "ass."

Why has this been my mentions all day?

Alright, what color should I make these life-sized nug wings...? Hmm...

I wonder... would you like one of these, little guy? *holds a plush nug with wings up to @gustheveiljumper.bsky.social *

The Iron Bull lost too many eyeballs for you guys to be they/them-ing me.

You mean to say I could have let Spite take the blame this whole time?

I only speak the truth

Fifty Shades of Qunari Dick. Krem slightly disapproves.

*adds a line to his list of personal achievements: didn't get turned into a magical popsicle by the Winter from Tevinter*

Okay, soooooooo... who else has a well-stocked liquor cabinet?