I've made an irresponsible purchase, and so can you! (last day)

He's green for a very stupid reason

I'm sorry to have to do this again & also for not doing it sooner😞 I'm trying to better my situation but I've had a bad two months. Due to car issues I am so far behind on rent I have until 1/15 to come up with Dec rent. I need $1000 to avoid eviction Please help🙏 Paypal- [email protected]

There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good. This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it. A thread on how to do that 🧵

I believe I will not survive the next 3.5 years

Kill me

Gender Transmas, everypony!

It's $3,200 now...

Can i crawl out of this?

Last night, my brakes failed with my kids in the car. The repair is going to cost $2,600, on top of the $150 tow. I'd like my kids to have a Crimmus, so if anyone could donate, I'd be eternally grateful. www.paypal.me/IllaRouge

It's $3,200 now...

Even reposting is a help...

Even reposting is a help...

Last night, my brakes failed with my kids in the car. The repair is going to cost $2,600, on top of the $150 tow. I'd like my kids to have a Crimmus, so if anyone could donate, I'd be eternally grateful. www.paypal.me/IllaRouge

Walmart's stupid fuckin' AI for the pharmacy doesn't fuckin' work!

Damn it

Vance fucked a couch, and Trump blew Clinton. Can't get much better than this.

@rourkie.bsky.social has bought me a surprising amount of mugs, but I *was* surprised that one ended up assaulting me.

Y'all don't understand how lonely I am. And who cares...

The Apostle series has made me feel so many things. I can't explain all of them. But I want to explore those feelings.

I can't believe the rapture was just everyone bisexualizing all at once

So, I'm borderline lesbian, but like, can we get this man pregnant? Like, this isn't fair. You can't just create a man like that and expect me to be normal.

So, I'm borderline lesbian, but like, can we get this man pregnant? Like, this isn't fair. You can't just create a man like that and expect me to be normal.

omfg most rushed feeding time ever i gotta leave the house BYE halo-head.com/comic/520-it...

Just saw a young lady call her parents "Chat" next to the Mr. Beast beef jerky, and I'm sad now.

I'm very normal about this woman.

So, uh...

When someone uses "any pronouns," I spin an imaginary wheel in my head and go with the result for the remainder of the encounter.

Can't say it, or it won't come true, but I'm manifesting!

Treat myself to what now?

Maybe this will make me come out

Are we certain itch isn't going to be a bitch and start blocking our queer games? (Buying regardless)

This is so fuckin' cool. Now to use this for scholarship!

Ilana's Cuck Chair (for moving)

I wonder how many more "I'll be fine"s I have left

Disaster waiting to happen

Took me a long time to realize I wasn't looking at Minionussy (this was at a distance without my glasses)

I'm a bit short on cash to pay a few bills this month, so I'm selling digital copies of my long-out-of-print folios from the 1990s. $10 for the set; three .zip files will be sent to you via email. www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...

Look at these hot crossed buns

Deltarune fans: *wait patiently for weeks, minimal spoilers so people can get through the chapters* The Amazong Digital Circus fans: "Hey, I'm setting up an account where the gimmick is I post every single frame of each new episode 5 seconds after it airs!"

One of my favorite technical panels [4th] (in terms of skill)

New Peebs, new Digital Circus. This weekend's gonna be great.

Peer pressure works

@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social Name that bird

Ah, there's that walking panic attack I've been holding off for a week.

O ominous street light My one true love