I can't believe the rapture was just everyone bisexualizing all at once

So, I'm borderline lesbian, but like, can we get this man pregnant? Like, this isn't fair. You can't just create a man like that and expect me to be normal.

So, I'm borderline lesbian, but like, can we get this man pregnant? Like, this isn't fair. You can't just create a man like that and expect me to be normal.

omfg most rushed feeding time ever i gotta leave the house BYE halo-head.com/comic/520-it...

Just saw a young lady call her parents "Chat" next to the Mr. Beast beef jerky, and I'm sad now.

I'm very normal about this woman.

So, uh...

When someone uses "any pronouns," I spin an imaginary wheel in my head and go with the result for the remainder of the encounter.

Can't say it, or it won't come true, but I'm manifesting!

Treat myself to what now?

Maybe this will make me come out

Are we certain itch isn't going to be a bitch and start blocking our queer games? (Buying regardless)

This is so fuckin' cool. Now to use this for scholarship!

Ilana's Cuck Chair (for moving)

I wonder how many more "I'll be fine"s I have left

Disaster waiting to happen

Took me a long time to realize I wasn't looking at Minionussy (this was at a distance without my glasses)

I'm a bit short on cash to pay a few bills this month, so I'm selling digital copies of my long-out-of-print folios from the 1990s. $10 for the set; three .zip files will be sent to you via email. www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...

Look at these hot crossed buns

Deltarune fans: *wait patiently for weeks, minimal spoilers so people can get through the chapters* The Amazong Digital Circus fans: "Hey, I'm setting up an account where the gimmick is I post every single frame of each new episode 5 seconds after it airs!"

One of my favorite technical panels [4th] (in terms of skill)

New Peebs, new Digital Circus. This weekend's gonna be great.

Peer pressure works

@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social Name that bird

Ah, there's that walking panic attack I've been holding off for a week.

O ominous street light My one true love

Was told recently on separate occasions that I laugh like a supervillain.

Having my airport shuttle canceled has been mitigated by hearing a radio host talk about the Weenie 500 with Linkin Park's "Numb" playing in the background. youtu.be/GVlc0lEpErc?...

I'm scared. I don't know where I'm going. I had a good day, and yet I can't sleep. I can't calm down. I can't relax. I haven't slept. Everyone's happy. Why am I not?

It's me

A few photos from my and @triangledelta.bsky.social's wedding announcement

For me, I need to wait several days before shaving, or it just leaves me in pain, doesn't shave close enough, and makes me look like I hadn't shaved at all.

I've decided to blaspheme extra hard today.

Fuck everything. I'm done.

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Don't like that to be in a trans-positive server, you have to be body positive. That's a goal, not a requirement.

*cutely sets your house on fire*

I'm cishet now

Meh.

Insomnia. Life isn't going so well. AMA

Sure picked a time to question my gender, amirite, gamers?

Bad feels and dysphoria means Ilana gets to eat raw salmon after midnight.

Next read:

We loved this movie so damn much. Proud of everyone that worked on this. Also we got on the discussion of what Cursed Tails would look like in the first movie's original style. Also I killed Sonic for popcorn, sorry.

Add this to my feminine icon mood board.

Friday at last…

I've been a better parent to my kids than my mom ever was.