Legitimately teared up at No Man's Sky, wtf. So well deserved. #TheGameAwards

Which mental illness is responsible for my hatred of the new lightbulbs in the bathroom at work? 🤔

December is the worst month to need to purchase anything. What do you mean I can't go to Ikea or Homesense without entering the xmas battle royale?

Reddit is wild because you'll run into someone asking for Realtor recommendations, so you go into their post history to see if they're buying or selling and proceed to discover a whole world of NSFW subreddits you've never heard of.

It's a bad season to be a Leafs fan.

The urge to become an electrician so I can make all the light switches in the house connected to the "correct" lights.

I'm pretty disappointed by the number of Teslas in our new neighbourhood, BUT we did just drive past a house lit up for Trans Day of Remembrance, so a tiny bit of my faith in the local community has been restored. 🥰

Is #JohnTavares aging backwards? Dude only gets better (regardless of whatever direction the rest of the team goes).

Imagine I start taking this iron, and not being anemic somehow solves all of my mysterious health problems? A girl can dream.

Doctors are cool. Her: So your iron is very low... you have Crohn's, are you bleeding abnormally? Me: Nope! I am vegetarian though. Her: Ah, okay. Make sure you eat lots of leafy greens. ... ma'am, that's a surefire way to CAUSE abnormal bleeding.

Specifically a "fucking pathetic pussy bitch coward." Couldn't have put it better myself. 😘

omg the urge to just throw everything we own in a dumpster right now... why do we have so much STUFF?!

When it's the day before you move and you gotta take that lunchtime / back massage pitstop to get through all the last minute stuff...

Well, Torrid, what I think is that I don't need four fucking emails in a single day.

I don't want to jinx it, but Pittsburgh should be embarrassed if Toronto wins this. Four unanswered goals in the third after two periods of uselessness from the Leafs? Absolutely wild.

I haven't watched baseball in like 20 years but damn I wanted that win for our boys in blue SO BAD. They brought so many people (back to) baseball, and it's so awesome to be part of such a passionate fanbase. 💔⚾

Baseball fights are somehow less violent but more entertaining? Let's go back to that part of the game.

I haven't watched baseball in well over a decade, but I am loving the little on-base dances the players do?! Such whimsy.

💀HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEN!!!🎃

Chose your favourite happy: 🗓️ Friday 🎃 Halloween 🪄 Samhain ⚾ Baseball

How does Tavares just keep getting better?! #LeafsForever

I'm sorry, what is this inning?! #GoJaysGo

McCabe trying to wear the blue (and black, and purple, and red) all over by blocking so many shots on that penalty kill 🫣 #LeafsForever

Turns out sports hooliganism transfers. LET'S GO JAYS!

I'd pay for the refs to just let Stolarz kick Marchment's ass. Dude is (rightly) MAD.

When you find yourself having to apologize to various professionals about the frazzled state of your brain, maybe it's time to stop putting off that ADHD assessment.

Less than two minutes into this #MapleLeafs game and I'm already pissed off. Since when could we just smack players in the face with our sticks for funsies?

Bank teller: Sorry, no one is available to help you with this at the moment, but you can call our Investment line and do it over the phone. Investment line: Sorry, you have to go into a branch for this. Oh, they weren't able to help? You'll have to make a special appointment then. Why are banks?

Just saying, if they bring us back five days a week, my mechanical keyboard comes with me and idk if the office will find it as satisfying as I do.

Mortgage lender today asked if we had kids yet, and my snap response was "god, no" so uh... I guess we made that clear 😅

I thought I knew the feeling of fear, until we arrived home and one of the neighbours' kids was assembling a trombone in the garage. 💀 Some truly spooky shit.

This is a champagne problem if I ever heard one, but buying a house is fucking EXHAUSTING. There's something every damn day.

The vibe I'm bringing into October. 🍂

Watching #CriticalRole C4E01, and listening to Travis' voice post-Chetney is WILD.

If we could get some good Aurora viewing conditions on a day I don't have to be up at 5 a.m., that would be great! 🌃

Trying to get documents together for a mortgage approval has really shown me how useless the big banks truly are. Why would I keep my money somewhere that I can't even access a *recent* report of? CIBC and Scotiabank are an absolute nightmare.

I *almost* feel guilty thinking about all the ways we're going to turn our beautiful new house into a nerd paradise. Almost.

Let's absolutely fucking go? 🍁

Waiting for your real estate agent AND mortgage broker to get back from weekends away after finding an absolute gem at an open house...

Leave it to @coheedandcambria.bsky.social to produce absolute bangers AND visuals for when my coworkers ask me how I'm doing...

A true fact about me is that if there is a product in this colour, I am legally obligated to buy it. You got me, #FrostBuddy!

Did it happen? Or is the internet just manifesting ~real hard~?

We haven't even had our first house viewing yet and already our brains have decided we don't live in our current place anymore. 🙃

I don't do a lot of Sunday night adventures, and I am asking A LOT of this concealer today... 🧟‍♀️

When Claudio (@coheedandcambria.bsky.social) asks you to build a house of sound, you build a fucking house - voice be damned. #ByeByeBeautiful 🎤

I’m chair of my department, we’ve been directed to integrate “career competencies” more explicitly into our courses, my motto is going to be “don’t let AI deskill you, we can teach you to write”

“This crab isn’t shy. At least not in terms of its looks. Imagine the deepest shade of jamun purple, legs dipped in ink, and a carapace that glistens like it’s been polished for a ball.” #scicomm roundglasssustain.com/species/ambo... 🧪 🦀

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

Porcelain dress, porcelain flesh Maybe you can break me But I can still remake me #illustration #art #painting #dress

I feel like I should hop on the #PersonalCurriculum trend as a means of prioritizing my hobbies and interests, but instead I'm over here like "but I don't have time 😩" Love seeing what everyone else is "studying" though!