nintemdo ds

bought lube at the aiport now im Pooping at the airport. #yup #desecrateAirports

a british chippy oh whata treat serving up meals that CANT be beat 😻 with pineappole 😼 and crispy chips a taste of britain that NEVER slips 😻

i went out for a haircut bc my hair was a big fried mop and i came out with lash and brow tints, a professional restyle and colour change and a Pokémon plush. im incredible with money.

angel devil

this idiot

i thought derpy was always just a background character i didnt realise she actually had her own scenes and voicelines whaaaat

brony self insert

working on a spore cell stage mod right now, just designing new cells to populate the game. ive got so many planned but the base game cell stage is so short and bare bones that im afraid my mod will seem overcrowded in comparison lol.

handed in my last essay for my animal nutrition module. absolute dullest module yet with an absolute prick of a tutor. its necessary for me to learn, but still. like, 🫩 you know

aaaand ponysona #mlp

vesselsona! #hollowknight

cute game

william and sly were such gorgeous games. i miss them.

im very much struggling to play spore. embarrassing. i need a new laptop

new phones camera goes kinda crazee

it wont leave my head

untapped cartoon physics potential with her imo

tricks up her sleeve! #mlp

fluttershy #mlp

my new jeans have a cool 🐉 on them

silly

lol word

i really like umi. fabulous little cat that is.

my beautiful boy

i wish porygon was real. i would love feeding discs to my pink dog

i had a dream i had an annoying little brother. he followed me everywhere and then followed me while i was in the bathroom trying to take a shit. after i had wiped i shoved him really hard and he fell over and hit his head really hard and started decerebrate posturing then i woke up without flushing

me: no like. like, *sigh* listen man its ME who has to SHRINK ok. if youre already really big it just doesn't really hit the same. the big friendly giant created by roald dahl: why isnt anything i do ever good enough for you

picked up spore again for the first time in years. unc still got it.

Goat

i might be a yumeshipper a little bit but i also got a real girl to snuggle up with so idc about that rn

csm angel devil doodle

hey um so i'm really into akiangel from chainsaw man now.

some nautical nonsense #nudibranch #seaslug #seabunny

why do i have 283 followers actually. how many of these guys are bots

biblically accurate invader zim fan #art

fixed my stylus i can draw again yippeeee

reading this out to an ancient mesopotamian child and watching his eyes go yellow as his liver disintegrates in real time

thinking about the time i was 10 and i had this skylanders mobile game and i spent like, an absurd amount of money on getting all my favourite skylanders using my mums bank card. shes never brought it up but now every time she needs money i give it to her just in case

oral progesterone is filling my breasts out already and increasing my sex drive whereas boofing progesterone gave me what im pretty sure psychosis lmao. happy for the girls that get on well with the suppository route but we gotta stop acting like its necessary

grindhouse by machine girl fucks so hard if you mentally block out the poop verse

CAKE TIME IT IS. Because I say so. #BG3 #baldursgate3 #Astarion #Karlach #hellspawn

'new' pixel 5 allows me to look chopped in ways once thought impossible

watching a cool documentary on old gay movies with my baby over discord call and im ashamed to say im only half invested because i want a subway really badly

spider bf who gets insanely flustered when you hold his hand and you cant figure out why until you pick up an invertabrate biology textbook

looking into shibari and then remembering i cant even tie my own shoes properly