Broke down 9n the motorway on the way to my aunt's on Xmas Day. Oh the joys.

If this is the stuff they're showing us, what the hell sick shit are they hiding? No wonder Pam Bondi sounds like an automaton. She probably wants to throw up in her mouth every moment of the day. Well Pam, you know the answer. The truth will set you free. 🤣🤣🤣

This is mind-blowing and no one but a guy on insta seems to have picked it up yet www.justice.gov/epstein/file... 8/EFTA00025010.pdf #epsteinfiles

🙋🏻 I have a question about the Nasser letter. If the Trump DOJ is right and it's fake, does that mean epstein was offed in his cell by someone other than himself. And if so, who could plant a letter in TRUMP'S DOJ in 2020? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 #epsteinfiles

Man with small penis decides he needs huge battle ships named after him. Man never quite got over porn star picking small mushroomon Jimmy Kimmel years ago and saying that was his penis size.

Can The BBC not sue Donald Trump for defamation. They spliced two sections of his speech together. He is saying they used AI to put completely different words in his mouth. He really is too stupid. I wonder how he manages to remember to breathe sometimes.

That Trump fake peace prize reminds me of this youtu.be/eRIdtMlqwNA?...

Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks. They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.

My wee car ended up getting fixed for only £30. It was a clamp holding the two parts of the exhaust pipe together.

My wee old car is fecked. It's roaring when I accelerate and rattling over uneven roads (which is every road in Scotland). I'm so sad. More info after I've been to a mechanic tomorrow. 😭😭😭🚙🌬️

Remember if you receive a flyer in post from reform with an sae, don't bin it, reply with your thoughts as it will cost them & take up time going through the postal returns.

Im shocked, I tell you.... shocked. BBC News - Grand jury declines to charge Letitia James after first case dismissed www.bbc.com/news/article...

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Lafies and gentlemen, I give you...The Peace President (Sarcasm). news.sky.com/story/trump-...

So of a soldier who did a 6 month tour of duty in Afghanistan can have PTSD (and I'm not suggesting they can't), surely a man who lived all his life in Afghanistan might also have PTSD, and is not just automatically part of a terrorist cell. Maybe it shouldn't have been so easy for him to get a gun

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 I'm sick of living in 1984. abortionrights.org.uk/press-release/

Brilliant song www.instagram.com/reel/DRUle_E...

Housework is officially bad for you. My hips are absolutely killing me. But I was determined to sort out my house today and I got quite a lot done.

Am on holiday from work this week. Put on a brainless romantic Christmas film on Prime to watch. So the American woman's plane is delayed and in the middle of Nowhere Yorkshire, she gets on a steam train. Because yeah, in Britain we haven't got past the steam engine. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy We stand with these #Veterans 🇺🇸Jason Crow 🇺🇸Chris Deluzio 🇺🇸Maggie Goodlander 🇺🇸Chrissy Houlahan 🇺🇸 Mark Kelly 🇺🇸 Elissa Slotkin This is what courage looks like. @kingresist.bsky.social @coko.bsky.social @katarinakriz.bsky.social @browneyegirlhi.bsky.social

Zohran Mamdani is the Trump Whisperer.

Would love to be at the pearly gates when Mike Grindr Johnson gets there just to see his face when he gets his ticket downstairs. And is told it's because he's a self-deluding hypocritical pdfile enabler.

Look what they're showing at Silverburn shopping centre. Hurried away before it blew up 🤣🤣🤣 #tesla #never

So the radio news said Rachel Reeves might reduce the tax threshold. Way to stock it to low paid workers if she does. Can this labour government become any more like the fecking Tories?

Imagine being called "Evil beyond belief" by Jeffrey Epstein. It eould be like being called a shit granny-sitter by Dr Harold Shipman.

The only silver lining to last night’s cave.

While Trump murders people on boats for supposedly trafficking drugs, Jonathan Braun, a convicted drug trafficker serving a 10 year sentence he pardoned in 2021, will be sentenced in court today after he sexually assaulted a woman after Trump freed him from prison.

Dear Donald Trump, "despand" is not a word. Not in English.

Does Trump know the BBC gets £12 from each household a month (the ones that actually pay-over 75s being exempt and a lot of people refusing to pay)? I doubt very much they have a billion dollars

Remember when some of us said the Democratic leadership would take all the wrong lessons from the blue tsunami and squander all the goodwill? Here you go.

Wow. 8 US Democratic senators seems to have just shafted millions upon millions of Americans.

Something for the weekend. Now of course it’s worth saying if people continue to boycott Tesla this won’t happen…

Well, I'm no engineer but the fact that the Renfrew Bridge has been closed to road traffic "for maintenance" since Friday suggests to me that the bridge is gubbed (technical term). Is it too late to get the ferry back and make it into a car ferry? The tunnel & roadworks at Hillington are a PITA.

I heard some old friends at Pod Save America were in town, so I decided to stop by. As we saw this week, we can change this country for the better. But it’s going to take all of us getting organized and having honest conversations about the best way forward.

KNOW YOUR APES

Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own.

I’ve never seen an American elected official fight so hard to starve people.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

I'm sure Charles could find him a room in a big hoose wi' bars on the windae. share.google/R7bHBqYfLr0r... Arrogant git. He should be bloody grateful to get a one bedroom flat. He is a truly vile creature.

Good for King Charles. Better late than never I guess. It woukd have been nicer if he'd strip the old sleazeball of his titles before Virginia Giuffre commited suicide. It's not justice but it's a step towards it and at this rate the only justice any of the victims will see.

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Spotted on Shein. The top right cushion seems to be a new form of English. Is this some kind of gaming community slang or is the deep state trying to hypnotise me?

Is the Mango Moron just creating the Trump Ballroom in the White House because he's sore that there's a Roosevelt Room. Does he know there were 2 president Roosevelts. I think he's only heard of Obama, Biden, Washington and Lincoln.

Most rimance novel8sts struggle to make them last 2 pages 🤣🤣🤣. But seriously, the Fanta Fascist should release the Epstein files.

Dear America. All the best with your No Kings tomorrow. Everyone in the world who believes in democracy is with you. Please don't be goaded into violence. Stay away from agitators, sing and chant loudly, and show the Orange one how unpopular he is.

This is a protest guide for No Kings. Just updated it to include information about potential agitators and how to keep it peaceful. It's very important not to let violence erupt: psychopete1.substack.com/p/this-one-matters-a-no-kings-protest

WTAF? Most native speakers are barely at primary school level of English. The Labour party has lost its way. They need to stop trying to be Reform. Why are all the home secretaries these days right of Attilla the Hun? www.gov.uk/government/n...

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