Former French president Nicolas Sarkozy is in jail for having done illegal shit. Fucking weird how that works in some countries.

My 13yo is getting grounded. For having a Red Bull. That’s all. The rest I am ok with 🤣🤣

That view from my office… COZY 🙂

I was in the louvre late July. Looked at what was stolen… and… that’s ocean 11 to 18 robbery stuff.

6 weeks old pancettas. Already on the stove 👨🏻‍🍳🐷

Anyone checked on that Morley guy? The loud mouth with no ears dude… wonder if he is having a swell of a time 😏

That villa goal was lovely

Say what?

Timber MOTM. Absolutely impeccable in every aspect of the game. With a bonus point for looking like Rodman.

At some point Arteta should look at Saka.

That’s not a foul… what the hell is going on with that bold asshole now?!

This is ridiculous to take that long. Unbelievable. Rugby has 30 players on the pitch on top of one another and it takes TMO 12 seconds to make a decision

I mean fair enough he touches the ball. But anywhere on the pitch… it’s a foul innit?!

Slot must have loved that one too 🤣🤣🤣

LEOOOOOOO

NBC sounding like RFK jr is a pain in the ass

Lee Dixon is a medium “he is going to want more from his team”. And that must have taken Drury by surprise because everyone is expecting Arteta to want less.

Amazing insight from Lee Dixon: “if he had lost the ball there and the player was one on one it could have been a problem”.

It should count. Just because the hair. 😂

COYG 🔴⚪️

Get in Danny boy!!

Lovely goal from Newcastle. Fuck magpies forever though 😏🤣

I think Big Ange might actually be the winner in that whole forest debacle.

I heard Kai and Noni are back on the grass?? Someone confirm?

And that’s one of the best bœuf bourguignon I have ever made

In this gloomy world of bullshit, anger and hatred… I just sung the “la la la lava, ch ch ch chicken” Steve song from the Minecraft movie and all the kids my 8 yo invited thought it was awesome and laughed. 😌. Not my 13 yo. She hated everything like.. people existed. And that there is a sky.

L'actrice américaine Diane Keaton, oscarisée en 1978 pour son rôle dans "Annie Hall", est décédée en Californie à l'âge de 79 ans, a annoncé samedi un porte-parole de la famille au magazine People.

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I R2D2ed pretty hard today! Grogu scrub top too 😃

First night below 50°F/10°C… hurt like a mofo. #raynaud

The last team to score three goals against Arsenal are now 11th in League One 🤯

22lbs processed, stuffed and hung. Red wine, cognac and black rum. Different spices on all. Now we wait. 🐷

I celebrated that goal from Everton like it mattered to me 😅🤣

Master of chaos

Watching #wednesday and I don’t think they could have found a worst Gomez Addams than Luis Guzman… 🦇

🎶We are top of the league, we are top of the league 🎶😂

I just want Garnacho no play in 3rd division in the Lichtenstein league… is that too much to ask?!?

Holy crap what a goal! 😶

Glad to hear Lee “the happy man” Dixon in the commentary.

The left side of the Chelsea team should be nicknamed the “B&Q /Home Depot/ Castorama ” side. An international display of overpriced tools.

That was a pretty penalty. 🌶️🌶️🌶️

Viktor mate… we bought you for that exact thing 😅😩

Now I am almost more worried to loose players than how we play 🙃

This is fucking ridiculous at this point.

My god Eze 😅

Can’t say we aren’t going for it 😄 UTA 🔴⚪️

On lui a dit que la cantine était pas terrible.

I bought a Walkman! things are happening! 😃