You can't spell "massive" without "mass". And thanks to that haunted mattress, Muriel's got a ton of it.

Some things that end up being taken to the grave come back to bite you years later.

Selma: “You know, scaring people into giving us treats is fun. We should do this every year.” If this is how trick or treating started, leave it to the imagination to decide how it ends.

A well paid job = a well fed friend. #KnightsofGuinevere

For the record, maduros slap. A birthday gift/art trade for @infinitesimaljo.bsky.social

The Demon Merchant from Dragon Ball Daima for @cooldeverage.bsky.social

#donezo uhh

Ever wondered what Ribrianne would look like if she achieved her wish and became the next deity, or was just the next candidate for God of Destruction? Only thing she's about to destroy is your mind.

Venus is beginning to learn what it means to go from a princess to a queen... ...and she's already having doubts.

I bet a fat Terra Snapdragon wasn't on anyone's bingo card lately. And of course, she blames her magic for her situation.

Can’t really call her a couch potato anymore… since it’s broken. Axiom Ennui comm by @bioshocker107.bsky.social

Nothing says retirement quite like all the dango you can eat at the beach.

As we bring the month to an end, our clown and mime duo take the show outside the circus. They're out and about. Get used to it.

It's bad enough she prefers to use both chanclas rather than just one... But to have her family holding her back?! The crashout must've been justified.

Toriel commission for @sl3enderman.bsky.social

Toriel might need to cut out the butterscotch ice-cream. commission for @thysisit.bsky.social

Dr. Blight's acting career was over before it even started. (Fun fact, that first text was an actual quote in the show.)

[Unnamed Lifeguard (Lilo & Stitch)] Not all heroes wear capes. Some come with thick thighs and tan lines.

This Mother's Day, Magnolia convinced Queen Zarahs to remove her armor to be more comfortable. Now she worries she may have gotten a bit TOO comfortable.

If not even the Scotsman's wife can handle an army of robot crabs, no one stands a chance. At least we get one last good view before being turned into soup. A sequel to the following post, comm'd by @joderomotopshop.bsky.social

Luana came up with a brilliant idea to make Easter eggs easy to find this year. Good thing Nova was willing to volunteer. Happy Easter! 🥚🐰

Sometimes you just can’t help but feel happy for the Scotsman… even if there’s a high chance of getting squashed by his wife.

Saw the Ursula in Leopard Print for the "Disney Cursed Cafe" and had to draw her. It's a very good look in my book (But then gain a lot of her looks are good looks. #myart #Ursulatheseawitch

So I caught a glimpse of Villains Cursed Cafe, and I gotta say... You can never have too much Urusla.

When livestreaming a softball tournament isn't enough, go for a mukbang for a better chance at success. Comm for @blazingfox77.bsky.social of the moms from Win or Lose.

When they said "Drive Virtually Everywhere," does that include the nearest fast food place? #mariokart #mariokartworld

Wait a minute... this isn't the Human Zoo... Oh well... I'd still stick around.

She's big. She's bad. She's Bonyu. And it looks like this is going to be an easy victory for her.

When Vanessa said she wanted to be a "content creator", I can guarantee at least 50% of you thought this was what she meant, or at least be included. Granted, if I could, I'd definitely subscribe.

All the luck they need is with each other. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! ☘️

Anonymous commission of Hilary Higgenbottom as an Axiom passenger.

Sorry I'm late. When I heard it was Mario Day, I was taken right back to the elephant days. I can't escape it, and neither can they. #MAR10Day

"Forbidden pants?" Sorry, but rules were made to be broken. (and pants were also made to be ripped)

Eden wants you to try some of her delicious milk😏😏 Art for @cooldeverage.bsky.social, I hope you like it 💜

This would totally make Arinsu's Majin a lot more powerful and obedient than just using saliva.

You are the master of your destiny. You control the outcome of this day. The universe gives what you bring to it. Today... you bring fire, Amanda.

Before Valentine's Day comes the day of loving one's self. And Ursula seems to be doing a pretty good job at that rate. Nothing says ultimate power quite like enhanced curves.

Welp... it was nice knowing you Rocko.

Colette takes the motto "anyone can cook" very seriously, so much so that she even cooks for only herself.

Rose is my favorite character, I will be her defense lawyer

Narrow doorways -- their greatest enemy.

So Turkey has the ability to create identical clone puppets of pretty much anyone. Had Noi seen the results for herself, she'd most likely be less than convinced...

It’s 2025, and comms are back and bigger than ever!

Somewhere on the other side of the Axiom, while the Lido Deck is closing, three mischievous also take advantage of the "retired lifestyle," by ignoring every rule the service-bots say. Comm'd by SagaciousJourne

In retrospect, the Queen probably could've used her magic to sneak her way inside, because doing things the old-fashioned way just isn't as easy as it used to be. Seriously... who uses chimneys anymore?

Boobs? You want it? It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough dinero.

The internet remains undefeated. And in this case, so does Squirrel Girl.

Five years of Future. Y'all know the drill.

Hearing about what FOUSHe went through got me super paranoid about my kinks, and I'm afraid of being outed about them on my SFW alt. The only reason why I'm saying this on THIS account is because I'm too afraid of opening up there. FOUSHe shouldn't have been harassed like this.

"The sights they see, the sounds they hear, the melons they get to hold..." On this day, 10 years ago, marked the premiere of the episode "Lion 3: Straight to Video", which just so happened to be the debut of Rose Quartz. And of course, I had to prepare for the occasion.