THE MERCHANT

just found some schmuck who thought he could steal glimbo's gold, what a fool

peeve: stop using the graphic media tag for your ordinary nsfw art graphic media is for blood/gore and shit like that, not ordinary adult media

got it implemented into my game

explodes you, the person reading this puts you back together

me when my avali friend invites me to avalon:

guard: "got someone for illegally importing skooma, they wont be getting out of jail any time soon" me, with like 8 bottles in my inventory:

i found a no mans sky pic from like 2020 and i peaked here honestly

currently losing my shit over youtube's auto skip feature, which offered to skip the vault tec guy in the intro of fallout 4 because it thought he was a sponsorship segment

me today:

(eldermer clip)

Reimplementing godot engine code at the C# level for some unconventional use cases has me glad I ported some of my really specific library code into my game lol First image is godot's C++ source and second is mine

looking at some dude's baby photos and saying "damn were you born like that or did you decide later"

doing my part

The programming gods have cursed me once more. This time they made debugging harder.

turns out laser raptor found the bug a long time ago. we'd appreciate an upvote on this feedback.vrchat.com/bug-reports/...

the past 5 hours of my life:

oops :3

Build time of the entire webpage went from 5 minutes, to 10 seconds. So that's a win in my book.

I made a custom documentation webpage generator for my game's (hypothetical) modding community. It looks great. My only peeve is an issue with mkdocs, the system I use. I can build the game itself fresh faster than it generates the webpage for my docs, and I already pre-build most of the html.

We've waited soo long to see this episode for the moment.

"i wanna make a game" -me, 2009

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New blog post for #TheConservatory #IndieDev Today's topic: Inventory stuff, character stuff, and how I am restructuring the game's universe to solve the "wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle" problem. Read: xansworkshop.com/conservatory...

Reopened my personal R18+ acc and followed some familiar folks. Just saying it here so you know it's me.

wtf did i find lmfao

shoutouts to this bullshit i saw yesterday (discord reporting that it is using 17.1 TB of VRAM)

I doubt I'll get a Steam Frame since my index works fine as-is, but that's a good thing I'd argue, because it's one more unit available for someone new to VR to try out. Gabecube is interesting but also probably not entirely needed. Still something on my mind though. I don't like controllers.

valve: this is the steam machi- the collective internet: gabecube

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Wow, that is masterfully composed - amazing work! It's like a horror version of this:

poop teleporter

Uni is plotting something…

I added colored shadows to my game but not for realtime lights and I worry that disparity will be an undesirable trait

I had a dream where aliens invaded but were friendly, so I taught them the USB specification and gave them wikipedia on a flash drive and they became evil because they didn't like our history

shouts to the mf that made vramr for skyrim that shit is op (does mass texture resolution reductions for older GPUs)

Dragonify completed for Rimes!

bringing back a classic

Peeve: People assume what I am doing is taxing work when I say it is not. To me what I am doing is a fun activity, no different than watching a movie or playing a game, just because it looks like difficult work to you does, not mean it is difficult work for me.

Same energy as a raxxo video except raxxo fever dreams are manmade youtu.be/pyPEKcGqhfE

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Explain your OC's power with a gif: (it's so cool I needed a video)

my masterpiece the shitbox 5000