When you think you are ordering one BAG of mandarins, and your unpacker yells “how many mandarins did you buy?!?!”, and you think: oh gawd there are hundreds. Nope. One. One single mandarin is what you ordered 🤦🏼‍♀️ 🙄

Mood.

Eeeek when you realise you have 9 minutes to finish today’s word games or lose streaks. 8 minutes.

Good night! …. Except you’re on the couch and your Bebe is so warm and comfy but you have to move her… or stay this way until *she* moves 😆

Happy Monday to everyone that got 4 hours sleep, made it to the office, and found they are the the ONLY MEMBER OF THEIR TEAM in the office. Happy Monday to not those people too. It’s Monday.

Gallop into your full weirdness like a skeleton on a unicorn and don’t look back 💀🦄✨ #weirdandproud #pastelgothaesthetic #funnyaffirmation #kawaiiillustration #unicornenergy

Me, most of the time.

Had a wonderful roast dinner, apple pie dessert, & movie catch-up with @bereccanz.bsky.social last night. She regaled me with tales of #MWSecretSantaAoNZ and I am sooo bummed I wasn’t involved. In that, my Bluesky app undownloaded. And I forgot about it. Adored participating in ye ole Twitter NZSS.

@bereccanz.bsky.social look at me re-downloading apps.

I was today years old when I learnt the phrase is “Eton Mess” NOT an “eat’n’mess”. To be fair, only had heard it spoken. Made sense to me 🤣 Think this is an example of an Eggcorn.

Keep forgetting about this app 🤦🏼‍♀️

Wordle 1,000 🎉 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections Puzzle #274 🟪🟪🟨🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦

That will do nicely #waffle757 2/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 3

Wordle 973 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Should’ve moved on from the green sooner; too many overlaps. But got there ❤️ Connections Puzzle #251 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩

Draw me like one of your French girls. 😂

Connections on Wednesday trying to mess with us

Calexico ❤️ #FeastOfWire #20thAnniversaryTour (and on a school night! 😂)

Eh 🤷🏼‍♀️

Wordle 961 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Connections Puzzle #239 🟪🟪🟨🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩

You rock. #waffle744 3/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 62 🥇 #wafflegoldteam

Wordle 960 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 😳😃😍🥺 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Started last night 😂 🧠 ☠️ Wordle 959 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Found today’s the easiest in a while 🤷🏼‍♀️ Connections Puzzle #237 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

How it started vs how it’s going (circa Nov 22, Nov 23) #Holden

That was snazzy. #waffle742 3/5 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⭐🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⭐🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⭐🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 streak: 61 🥇 #wafflegoldteam

Wordle 958 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Phew! Almost got me. Connections Puzzle #236 🟩🟦🟦🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟪🟦 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩

Watched the first episode of ‘This is Us’. Cried, like, 3 times. I’m a lightweight. I’m going to be leaking nonstop if I keep watching this. From the eyes (to be clear).

Ha! Wordle 957 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

🐀 🐀 Connections Puzzle #235 🟨🟪🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟪🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟪🟦

Also, I’ve not been sleeping well for a while. Extra bad this week. I slept through my alarm (Sorry 95bfm), and woke screaming due to my brother shouting my name. Don’t know who was more scared. He said he called out to me with increasing concern. Nope, I’m not dead yet. Just really really tired.

Anyone else watching latest season of 30 Coins/30 Monedas? Birth scenes are never fun but hooooooooly f*ck 😳🫣🤣 The impact made me remember I have Bluesky and that I had to post this.

I did this for fun. WRONG. these are dangerous to all near me but mostly to me. Pointy mcstabbers ready for my eyes and nose. Can I type?? NO. This took far too long. I can’t afford to be more incoherent than I already am.

@gnatfly.bsky.social 😽

@bereccanz.bsky.social *waves* ca-caaaaw ca-caaaw

@ahhmandah.bsky.social I found you!! Wanted to give you Holden update photos. Hope you are good? Here’s a taste 😻