Instead of Ghost and Soap being the ones stressing out about the officer/soldier relationship, it’s just Gaz giving Soap endless, endless shit for fucking an officer. Class traitor. Do you salute him during or after sex? He got you in there polishing his boots?

Love heart flex three lightning bolts AND a comment? Oh Neil LOVE loved him 😭

Doctor: the normal iron range is between 30 and 100 Me: okay Doctor: your iron level is currently 25 Me: Is that bad

I have acquired Him

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

Ghost asks Johnny out on Valentine’s Day, not because he’s trying to be romantic but because he isn’t paying attention to the date and doesn’t understand why Johnny gets all moon eyed about it. “You comin’ to the pub or what,” he asks gruffly, embarrassed. “Before I change my mind.”

I don’t want to jinx it but I’ve actually had a Story Idea dancing around in my head that’s too good for a Twitter thread fic (even though I love my thread fics) and I might start…writing…again. Maybe.

I’m so sorry I don’t have the attentions span for more than one social media app at a time 😭 am going to make an effort to be here more though, I promise

Animating deep kisses is so hard have mercy I am still practicing, I know it’s choppy #Ghoap #GhostSoap

One of my New Year’s resolutions is to open up a wip every single day and make some kind of change or addition to it, no matter how small, and tonight I just changed “Soap felt himself trembling” to “Soap trembled” and ALMOST closed the doc and went to bed satisfied lol

Who gave Soap TikTok

Gonna go sit on a beach by myself and watch the last sunset of 2024, who’s with me

Morning Price ☕​ #cod #myart #johnprice #captainprice #captainjohnprice

“missionary so that they can kiss” missionary so that they can spit into each other’s mouth

I think a lot about Soap retiring from the SAS due to injury and then showing up for drinks with the boys six months later looking like this and Ghost having a fucking stroke about it

Seeing people refer to Alexander Skarsgard as Bill Skarsgard’s brother is taking me out…how dare…me and that big blond bitch have history 😭

Me, putting a 22 tweet fisting thread on the timeline a day after Christmas and watching it completely fail to gain any traction:

PART ONE 🧵 It wasn’t planned, or thought about, or prepared for in any way. Like most things they do, it happened because Soap was needy and greedy, and Ghost was his own special combination of pushy and indulgent. It happened because Soap said “more.”

The downside to having a good relationship with your ex years after you’ve broken up is I just bought a Christmas present for his new cat

Price/Soap Kingsman au?????

Watching Kingsmen for the first time in years, did everyone else go through a slightly psychotic six months of their life obsessively reading Harry/Eggsy fic or was that just me

I need a proper mental health break (never having to do anything ever again)

Red team 141 #ghostsoap #TaskForce141

Any #GhostSoap fans on here?

Handsome 😍

I love listening to nonfiction podcasts but it has to be about stuff I’m not overly familiar with. If I listen to a podcast about Alexander the Great for instance I’ll get upset if they say something wrong about him and also get upset if they something correct but mean about him.

experementing a lil bit :P #callofduty #johnsoapmactavish #soapcod

The lead up to Christmas sounds like an excellent time to listen to every podcast @astrokatie.com has ever been on and contemplate the inevitable death of the universe and everything in it 💖

Price on patreon today 🚬 #cod

TikTok occasionally throws these edits of younger Samuel Roukin onto my feed like “yeah you’re dead now, what are you gonna fucking do about it” and I just have to sit there with the knowledge that I’ve been felled by long haired bitchface Ghost

Ghost finding out Soap sleeps with men and asking if he’s a top or a bottom and Soap sincerely being like “Lt, I am just happy to be there”

Oh so when Ghost said Soap might earn some chest candy he was actually talking about coming on his tits, btw

Johnny waiting for his goth bf ✧ #johnsoapmactavish #ghostsoap #mw2 #cod (If you saw me post the wrong version no u didn’t)

Old arts! 🖤 i draw him so differently now.. ✧2023 #simonghostriley #mw2

i dont know how to go about filling up a feed again so heeeres Johnny 🤲 ✧ #mw2 #johnsoapmactavish #ghostsoap

🚭𝙉𝙊 𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂🚭 𝘋𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘢. #SimonGhostRiley #SimonRiley #Ghost #MWII #art #artsuttaja

Achilles/Patrocles inspired Ghost/Soap except it’s Soap wearing the mask into a battle that Ghost for whatever reason refuses to fight and getting taken out because he’s mistaken for Ghost. Ghost going fucking berserk about it and taking down half an army by himself 🥰

Once More to See You, Chapter 2 Rating: E Words: 7,400 #Ghostsoap It's here! Feedback on this one is really, really appreciated if you enjoy. I agonized over it for ages, and I still feel really nervous about posting it. 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/585274...

detonate💥(1/2) #monster141

comms on 2 inches away from each other (so everyone else can hear their fucked up jokes) #soapghost #ghostsoap

Mr. and Mr. December 2024 #ghoap

Good morning!! Simon decides when they get up

I keep forgetting to cross post over here and then I remember but look at my tweets like “well that’s way too fucking stupid to post TWICE”

The beard, the sweater with the sleeves pushed up, the soft twinkly Christmas vibe, the blue eyes…this man is a romantic lead in a holiday movie 😭

A couple years after meeting Ghost, Soap sees a little tattoo tucked into his sleeve that he’d never noticed before - a date, with the outline of a casket around it and a little skull and crossbones. “So what happened two years ago?” Soap asks, counting backwards in his head.

Me on Twitter: I like Barns Courtney a bunch :) Me here: I am unhealthily obsessed with his music on a fundamental, bone scraping level and I will be hyperfixating on him while attaching his songs emotionally to every aspect of my life and fandom for the foreseeable future, probably

Soap that's so loud when he's giving head or eating pussy that it's like he's the one being pleasured. Whimpering, moaning, making the most obscene slurping and sucking noises.

nothing is quite as powerful as befriending ur favorite fic authors. theyve split open your chest at 3am, ripped into the viscera with their bare hands, & found a piece of your soul you didn't even know u had—& now theyre talking abt their tummy hurting or their cat eating a sock

It’s always very important to remember that no matter how sad and depressed you are, Monster Factory will always exist. Justin and Griffin McElroy have done more for my mental health than all of my therapists combined.