Very tired at work, someone give me a tum to sleep on instead of this office chair

night with the boss- expired patreon weekly

The justifications I've been seeing for this are fucking hilarious.

Oh Pokemon Fire Red and Leaf Green are coming to switch ...oh its... not in the switches built in gba emulator. .......oh... they cost 20 bucks each. .........oh... pokemon fans are excited about this development.

What do you get if you cross a skull gremlin with a big bellied dragon? One of Azz's few forms of course. 🎨 by @13uckaroo.bsky.social

When you're this gravid one of the best things is a nice warm soak and a refreshing drink. 🎨 @white-ryce.bsky.social Zera is mine!

I ate too much at the buffet

Remember to keep your hrothgar big at all times. Making sure his belly is swelling with your young helps as well! 🎨 by @nombonanza.bsky.social DJ (the wolf) is not mine.

Admiring a big hroth belly is all fine and good... but you better have snacks at the ready in case it decides it needs fuel, lest you run the risk of becoming the snack. 🎨 by @tankthewolfart.bsky.social Whom also owns Tank!

I feel like anymore Eli really should just start buying 2-3 sizes larger than he thinks he needs... 🎨 by @13uckaroo.bsky.social Eli is mine

Most things about Karu are big some things (namely his fertility) defy explanation. 🎨 by @tanio.bsky.social Karu is mine

Ohhhh you though Eli only liked being knocked up -by- wolves??? Turns out he also enjoys flipping the script, which Wrath learned very quickly. 🎨 by Daikanu Wrath is by HeyItsWrath over on twitter.

When you've got a tum like that why shouldn't you show it off? 🎨 by @slippdipp.bsky.social Eli is mine

Lazy lazy morning, so have a lazy lazy cat on one such morning as well. 🎨 by @syc.bsky.social Eli is mine.

Is it safe for me to come out of my hole now? Yesterday not fun :>

It's Friday you know what that means! Getting high and ordering wingstop, yessssss

Fun fact, JK stands for Juvenile Killer :>

Man I need to get mote stuff of Azz...and Eli... and Vulder... and-- Really all my characters, I need more belly art

Getting wings for dinner, yesssssssss

The desire for a big tummed guy to dote on has been horrible as of late.

Vulder.... I love he

The desire for a big tummed boyfriend is very strong this morning

Uuuuuuuuugh getting sick again, fucking sucks

Been playing gww lately........ charr.......

I think my favorite part of these is not only are they not believable in the slightest But like.... am I supposed to see this as a bad thing? Fucking God yes please give me another excuse to not use social media. Okay that was my post for this six months byyyyyeeeeeeee

“Saaaay! You’re looking like quite a snack! Why don’t you come a little closer? …a little closer! …a liiiittle closer! What’s the matter? I’m not gonna bite~” 🔥🍽️👅 Full Body C0mm for @cyberkaiju.bsky.social

Huh... got a random follower that was... the absolute furthest from my content and I'm so confused.

Suspenders YCH for @foxflavored.bsky.social BOING SLOSH GLORP! goes his belly~

so let me see if I got this correct. Nintendo/Pokemon sent no more than 50 of the S/V codes to each gamestop on the exact same day as a new tcg release and we're surprised scalpers did their thing? This could have been a digital distribution. I swear Nintendo just hires inept people on purpose.

now that I've taken a moment to review the designs a bit more... we're getting mega pikachu and mega alolan raichu... why the fuck make it mega x and y when one is just pikachu? Y'all already bend the rules for that useless ass rat anyway why stop doing it now?

Don't get me wrong, fuck pokemon, fuck Nintendo etc etc But the most surprising thing is pokemon remembering that raichu exists tbh

Brett should avoid putting on other people's clothes, especially ones belonging to powerful gluttonous foxes. If he's going to put them on, he's going to have to become more alike in body and spirit as a temporary vessel One of the amazing things I've gotten from @glazfox.bsky.social! Thanks again!

I've already made up my mind to not buy the switch 2, made that before it's launch really. But I *was* going to pick up ZA on my switch... fuck that now

I would like to thank both Visa and Mastercard for turning me into the annoying ass boomer who holds up the line at the supermarket so I can write a check. Very cool.

Look I'm not upset that they're charging money for this. This isnt a fancy instruction manual for your console (looking at you switch 2) I'm upset that they put out ***THREE*** paid dlc packs on day one. Release the full game and charge 30-40 bucks, stop with the predatory bullshit.

I find it so funny how pokemon has continuously given us *nothing* time and time and time again but yet were somehow still disappointed in them.

So I've been a bit late in posting this but I've hit (what I think) is a milestone with the changed i made to my health a little bit ago. And while I may not be able to see a whole he'll of alot of changes, I certainly feel it.

Happy fat fox week yall, I'm sure the diseased fox counts #fatfoxweek 🎨 @13uckaroo.bsky.social

So I'm still trying to figure out the situation, but it sounds like there might be someone impersonating me on discord. So reminder that I will never start a conversation with you with a link. I'm also at least -somewhat- competent with grammar, so I wont be using shorthand (IE 'U' in place of 'you'

Happy Pride Yall! 🎨 is @nombonanza.bsky.social

In other news... the skull creature has one again fallen in love with a fictional lizard man. Sigh...just fucking kiss me Sharp as Night.......

It... kinda sucks to realize I always have my defenses up anymore. I can count on one hand the people (outside my direct family) that I take them down for. On top of that I used to be one of those that said "my friendship doesn't decay :))))" I've learned that is a lie.

Protogen has unlimited storage capacity 🐺🤖💾

Given most magats sound suspiciously like weevil to me, this makes sense.

My favorite part about this latest trigger of these people, especially with Oblivion remastered, is that it was half assed. There's still gendered dialog that pulls pronouns from your body type. Bethesda just did it to trigger these people and they ate it up so. Hard.

Eugh I really need to start talking to more people more often.

Be cringe! You're going to miss too much of life if you live by how others perceive you. Be unabashedly yourself.

"I'll make just one more argonian.... as a treat." I tell myself making that one last argonian for the fifth time.

Spring is here and for Eli that means walks in the park while he's still able... he's going to need help with that soon enough depending on the father. 🎨 by @dulynotedart.bsky.social

Carrying dragon whelps is not something Eli is used to, but Zera was more than happy to assist him in adjusting...~ 🎨 is by @dulynotedart.bsky.social Both characters are mine.