Are we done with this caricature trend now? 🙄

Feet on main hehe x

The apartment in Lanzarote has only been on the market 3 hours and we’ve got a viewing booked for Monday already 😮‍💨

In the mood to TOP

Boys… help me out.. it’s been 7 days since, you know.. 👀 💦

Feeling a bit fruity this morning 👀

Hi I am drunk I just came 3rd in a darts competition in a pub full of hetros I’m so proud of myself xxx

Fuming I left my duty free on the plane x

Made it safely to hell (Birmingham airport) x

Going on holiday tomorrow so of course, after months of avoiding colds and super flu I feel like I’m coming down with something 😭😭😭

Weekends are so fucking boring

Feeling v miserable today someone cheer me up x

3 weeks off now woohoo 🙌🏼

Booked a night in Manchester in a couple of weeks 😏

In the mood to bottom 🥺

Greetings from Cape Town 🇿🇦

Morning 🚬’s

How can someone be so wrong yet so right 😂 #TheTraitors

Hi boys x

Got a flat tyre so if anyone wants to buy some undies dm me 😢

Just a trip to Cape Town between me and 2 weeks off woohoo 🙌🏼

Claudia walking in with the chests of fate. #TheTraitors

I can’t help but shiver every time Jack says ‘faitful’ #TheTraitors

Just realised I’ve only spend 6 days at home since Christmas Day 🫠

My barber is in Australia for a month so I’m booked in with his colleague tomorrow and lmty the ANXIETY is real 🤯

What do you use the 😏 for?

Off to Nashville tomorrow 😏🤠

Ngl boys I’m forever horny 🥵🥵

That feeling when you get approved for another 0% balance transfer so I don’t have to pay my credit card off for another 14 months 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Back in Berlin for the second time since Christmas I need a German boyfriend thank you xx

Got a night in Jersey tonight and someone I bonked 12 years ago just messaged on grindr and he has no idea we’ve already shagged oops 🙊

No one would be able to read my handwriting on the chalkboard because I’m a lefty 😢 #TheTraitors

Still don’t know half of their names lol #TheTraitors

Even I’m now terrified of Harriet 😂🙈 #TheTraitors

This guy just messaged to say he misses me 💅🏼

I’ve given in and I HATE Liquid Glass 😩😩😩

Annoying there’s no way to soft block someone on here 😢

Stop trying to make that ‘whatnot’ app happen 😒

Think I might come off Bsky huns 😢

Fuming my new AirPods won’t work unless I install iOS 26 😢

Sorry I’ve been really horny on main recently 🥺🥺

Just want to be edged 🥺🥺

Really in the mood to S*** D***

Walk of shame x

OneDrive ‘on this day’ reminding me I took a banging dick pic last year 🫣

All tucked up safely at Heathrow cheers Goretti 🖕🏼

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Just over an hour until we find out Fiona is the secret traitor 🙌🏼 #TheTraitors

Gimme your side hustle ideas boys I’m bored shitless x

Just paid £1.50 to put air in my tyres… talk about inflation 🥁